This is fake as fuck, you can't open your eyes underwater for more than a second

This is fake as fuck, you can't open your eyes underwater for more than a second.

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They're monsters you retard. It's not outlandish for them to be able to see underwater.

Yeah, because Tetsu is a monster too, you goddamn mongoloid.

I used to do it but everything is was blurry to see

>you can't open your eyes underwater for more than a second
I was going to call bullshit on this but I haven't swam in months and I can't actually remember.
This is sad, now I want to swim.

Yes you can.

The water just needs the right Ph and to not be overly chlorinated.

OP=Nice bait or retard

I just went to a pool a week ago, no you can't.

Are you a nigger who can't swim?

I'm being trolled, aren't I?

I used to think that's the case until I turned 11.

You'll get to it sooner or later OP. No rush.

I don't believe you, OP.

What does being able to swim have to do with opening your eyes underwater for a whole minute

What kind of shitty ass pools are you swimming in? Tell the fucking people to chill out on the chlorine.

The eyes are designed for underwater better than in air since it was originally aquatic.
Can you imagine if humans started as land animals, we would probably see the whole world differently.

I might be retarded but I'm not dumb

>swimming in the pee of soccer mom's 10 stooges
Please just dump the whole container in there.

You're supposed to be able to do it. It depends of the water (too much chlorine or even salt in seawater can be painful), and how sensitive your cornea is. It's quite easy for some and hellish for others. You can train it if it's a problem and you want to get into diving after reading Grand Blue.

How much chlorine do they put in pools in your area?

You literally can. I've kept my eyes open under water for at least 30 seconds during lifeguard training in the past. Everything's blurry but you can make out colors and silhouettes just fine.

>chlorine
>not ozone
What a terrible life you all live

>mfw I can keep my eyes open easier in a chlorinated pool than in a lake

The word retarded was originally meant for a person with an IQ of 50-55, dumb is generally someone with an IQ of 70.

Stop making stuff up you fucking psychopath.

They're not monsters. They're human girls with disabilities.

I just got back from swimming, in regular artificial pool seeing underwater is absolutely fine, unless you are talking about in the ocean, then you obviously can't. OP is fag

sounds like youre drinking too much of that water

Haven't you heard about Pearl divers? the dive in SEAWATER without googles

You're just a huge pussy, I can open my eyes in chlorinated water just fine.

What is this, Demi-chan or Katawa Shoujo? Even if Demi-chan is the Katawa Shoujo of monster girl animes.

I feel like I'm watching Yamazaki from CCS telling his facts

What the fuck? Are you and the retards agreeing with you all fucking 5 years old?

I get that it can be very uncomfortable to open your eyes underwater at first, specially at sea or in pools, but that's just shit you get fucking used to. I've attended swimming classes from 8 to 16 so I obviously had tons of time to adapt, but you don't need nearly that much to get used to it. A couple weeks AT MOST.

Just because it hurts a bit at first it doesn't mean "you can't". You're all a bunch of fucking pussies. I bet you quit games if you die on the first stage. I'm mad.

if the pool has no chlorine or salt youd be fine

You what? What sort of overchlorinated shit are you swimming in? You can operate the exact same way you do in air.

You can't open your eyes underwater in the first place.

It's a matter of the higher pressure underwater not chlorine

>he thinks being 2m underwater is enough for the pressure to damage his eyes

This is actually a fact, believe it or not.

The point is, these people aren't swimming geniuses like you but they were able to open their eyes widely underwater. Especially Machi considering it's her first time.

>[trolling intensifies]

It means you're too fucking afraid to dip your head beneath the water.

Well I didn't watch this show so I admit my ignorance on the events depicted, and would even agree it's weird for someone that has never entered a pool to just open their eyes no problem, even if not impossible.

That said, IF that was what OP meant then he's still retarded because he can't freaking write. And the peeps that agreed are still freaking babies.

I've done it several times, but I don't go swimming in a pool everyday so I never got used to it. That is if you really can get used to it as the others say.

I think there's a lot of stupidity going around in this thread. Obviously you can open your eyes underwater and it's not difficult.

However it is weird for Machi to be able to do it so easily if she has never had her head dipped underwater before. I can't imagine anyone having it that easy the first time.

Seriously, this is something you should look up if you don't think its true, it is quite interesting.

>sharing a public pool
You're the real loser here

I tried dipping my face on my water tank and it's still as blurry as I remembered swimming on the pool. And yes I can swim just fine but I can't see shit without googles. Does this mean I have shit eyes?

Yes.

Yes you can especially in a normal swimming pool.

What exactly is a "normal" swimming pool?

Probably, the water could just be dirty too.
You can open your eyes no problem on most water, that doesn't guarantee you'll be able to see shit.

Children can work in sea water, with 20/20 vision

Their eyes are flexible enough to be able to focus even through water, tribal fishermen use their kids to fish for hard to spot delicacies on the bottom.

The tribe the did the study on, it died the next year though in a tidal wave. whoops

Actually physically you could open your eyes underwater, but your brain keeps you from doing it. Just like how you can't keep your eyes open during a sneeze or you can't deliberately poop your pants. There's a mental block.

Filled up with hose water, without all the chemicals in it.

Yes you can.

But I have never been in a pool where it didn't feel like your eyes were being bleached if you did.

There's a reason for that

There's a lot of poop and urine in a public pool. So it gets chlorinated to hell

Physiological variations

A very near-sighted person (eyesight abnormality resulting from the eye's faulty refractive index due to which the distant objects appear blurred) can see more or less normally under water. Scuba divers with interest in underwater photography may notice presbyopic changes while diving before they recognize the symptoms in their normal routines due to the near focus in low light conditions.[8]

The Moken people of South-East Asia are able to focus underwater to pick up tiny shellfish and other food items.[9] Gislén et al. have compared Moken and untrained European children and found that the underwater visual acuity of the Moken was twice that of their untrained European counterparts.[10] European children after 1 month of training also showed the same level of underwater visual acuity.[11] This is due to the contraction of the pupil, instead of the usual dilation (mydriasis) that is undergone when a normal, untrained eye, accustomed to viewing in air, is submerged.[12]

>work as a lifeguard at a local pool
>mfw this thread
I can't say for seawater, but pool water you can just fine. Lifeguards don't just guess where you are in the water

>you can't deliberately poop your pants
Talk for yourself.

>you can't deliberately poop your pants

Do you really believe this?

You can't open your eyes at all.
You can't learn Japanese.
You can't do anything.

I know what you're up to, you little fuck.

It's a pool you dingus, that water is not salty, you can open an keep your eyes open in that water

Asians are different they have an extra eyelid just like crocodiles so they close that clear eyelid before they go under. Strangely no other cases of this is found in any other races on earth

Are you actually retarded or is this some Amerilard thing? I took swimming lessons from like the age of 8-16 and always had my eyes open underwater...could keep them open for as long as I could hold my breath, it was the funnest part about swimming, if you couldn't open your eyes underwater, what's the point?

you can peel a banana... AND EAT IT

Garunteed replies, the thread. Nice op

Is it some retarded europoop thing to be so obsessed with America you think about it literally dozens of times every day despite hating it?

Just ignore it probably bait but honestly with so many retarded answers I'm begining to think its not.

This made me laugh really fucking hard, thank you.

You have to blink in the first place because your eyes get dry. You're better off underwater since you can keep your eyes open forever.

>people don't get glasses prescribed for underwater swimming

fucking retard, the lens are like a $5 option just get it you dumb jew

>tfw your eyes hurt just from opening them after rinsing off your face in the shower
Is there something wrong with me?

Wide open eyes are a bit too much, but everyone can half-open their eyes even if it's their first time in a pool. Stop being a pussy.

>unless you are talking about in the ocean, then you obviously can't
Bullshit, in Baywatch they keep their eyes open all the time.

It's pool water you can open your eyes in it

It hurt as a kid but i have swum so much i open my eyes out of habit be it at the beach or in a pool, i just have wipe the water out when i surface or it does feel somewhat uncomfortable, This is only a problem for people who dont swim much.

There you go, i open my eyes at the beach easily but i NEED to wear glasses to see properly, never even considered they might have been related.

I have been in 5.5m diving pools and the worst part is your ears and forehead veins, and even after a couple hours it wasn't as bad.

OP said a second not a minute.

if you face fuck the dullahan does that mean your pecker snot travels through n-dimensional space to wind up in her belly?

Hikari a tremendous cute.

>you can't open your eyes underwater for more than a second

It's true though

Try not being a pussy

Japanese eyes are folded over 9000 times.

>you can't open your eyes underwater
>must be a pussy
nice twisted logic

I could find no such classification for dumb.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_classification

This is true.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_the_eye

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wtf so humans didn't originate from monkeys?

You can see just fine in fresh water you retard, go the fuck outside for once.

I'm pretty sure pools in Japan use an ozone cleaning system instead of a chlorine one.

there's a succubus and all you talk about is this shit?
fag.

Yeah it is fake as fuck, Why would no one fuck the succubus senselessly?

you must not be used to it very much

Opening my eyes underwater in the pool was my favorite thing to do as a kid because it let me look at the girls without them knowing.

Of course that was before I realized 3d is dog shit.

>Guaranteed replies thread
>I still open it
What am I doing with my life

You must be trolling, but I'll take the bait. Humans descended from apes, and apes descended from other things that descended in turn from aquatic animals.

I will save you as soon as I touch you

Oh jesus no don't open your eyes in a lake