''KAZUMA KAZUMA''

>''KAZUMA KAZUMA''
>no response

kazuma died for your sins

How do you think Megumin post volume 10 will react if Kazuma died permanently ?

but nobody came

Bawling for a month.

Explode herself

For Kazuma she would make a funeral pyre out of all of Australia.

"Neh Neh Megumin, let's go for explosion practice, a goddess like myself won't have any problem carrying you ."

"...Sorry, I don't feel like casting Explosion today..."

Kill her self, right after wearing his clothes.Ceremonial style.

it hasn't happened yet and your already breaking my heart

Nah I think she'll be ok. maybe she'll be upset for half a year or so, but then she will find a new man. Even 2D she is still a woman though, they aren't loyal at all.

I love Kazuma as much as I love Explosions.

Given how much Megumin loves Explosion magic and stayed loyal to it since early childhood, I let you reach a conclusion by yourself ...

Hai, kazuma dess

but would she proceed to yunyun Yunyun's yunyuns?

Plot twist
Konosuba is Aqua's isekai wish. She is living a single player role playing game limbo while her body is stuck in a coma from an actual car accident. She already killed the Demon King many times but every time she beats the game the world resets and amnesia occurs to live a different tale of the same game. Kazuma will figure this out and break the cycle waking Aqua up to the real world where she is paraplegic.

>yet
Do you expect it to happen?

I hate this "MC is actually sick in the head" twist

even if it fits the narrative it should stay covertly suggested at most instead of being shoved in your face

Something like this

she is a woman, she is obviously lying.

>they aren't loyal at all.
>literally willing to abandon explosions for him
>not loyal
user

This is more retarded than coma theories.

After waking up she finds out that Kazuma is actually a nurse who fucked her while she was in coma.

Oh and Megumin was the driver that T-boned her car which went up in flames.

Darkness is Aqua's gay lover.

she knows that he will not do that, that's why she proposed this in the first place

because Megumin is dumb and Kazuma is trash

She was willing to do that for the sake of the whole party, not Kazuma himself.

what a story. Sup Forums can write our own konosuba fanfic

But his name is actually Buck, a fact ha he would announce before telling her comatose form that he came to fuck?

non non kazuma ja nai

You're dead, Kazuma. Stop shitposting on Sup Forums from Eris's laptop.

nice bait, user.

Hon hon, Kazuma baguette.

More like how will she react if she finds out he is fucking Eris in the afterlife.

Who was that demon bitch Kazma was staring at in the pools?

>this will never be you

What is Megumin whispering to Kazuma?

>I do anal

wolbach

And now I'm imagining Aqua wiggling her big toe and getting in the Pussy Wagon. Thanks for that image.

hail hydra

i want you to explode me

Chomusuke 1/2

wage war against the heavens for dominion over Kazuma's soul

...wanna fuck ?

I'm actually a man

I got that reference.

My love for you is like a truck...

ay bby want sum fuk?

>Aqua is the wife he hates but sticks with out of obligation
>Darkness is the mistress he can't stand but the pussy game, ridiculous
>Megumin is his underage sex slave
>Wiz is the local shopkeeper he hits on in a creepy yet somehow socially acceptable way
>When he isn't fucking his wife or mistresses, he's drowning in nonchalant ennui due to the absurdity of life itself
French Kazuma is the protagonist we need, but not the one we deserve

mayonegg

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Crimson Village School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Demon Kings Army, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

if you put it this way then he sounds like a Houellebecq character

I'm ovulating right now

>How do you think Megumin post volume 10 will react if Kazuma died permanently ?

She's just a girl, she'd easily find another dick to ride.

>Implying disgusting males are in any way superior to qt grills

So.... she'll forget Kazuma completely ?

You're getting 3D mixed up in your 2D
Never mix 3D and 2D.

3D men are sluttier than 3D women.
>90% of a specific STD are on men
>10% are on women

Similar patterns comes from other STDs like HIV and Gonorrhea. Men consistently have more STDs than women even when only factoring men who only have sex with women. The idea that women are sluts are men are formal is not true. The reality is that men are sex craving beasts and women know this which is why they use their sex as a leverage point.

Will Megumin ride another dick? Well she'll likely find a guy but she won't fuck him immediately. Women play hard to get you know.

>muh 2d waifu is p-pure

Spotted kissless virgin.

>Pretty warm, isn't it?
;_;

Why would Kazuma die permanently? Don't they have at least two goddesses on their side?

benis

It's not Eris' job to bring heroes back from the dead. It's not Aqua's job either. The latter keeps rezzing Kazuma because she's exiled until he wins and Eris keeps cleaning up the mess it causes upstairs.

After constant sexual harassment Eris refused to resurrect him and Aqua can do nothing about it

Nice dick, wanna see mine?

Megumin is perfect.

and France?

This is not NICE you know?

> Eris
> Standing up to her senpai
funny. You're funny.

You think she's too submissive for that?

If his body gets damaged beyond recovery then he has nothing he can get resurrected into. It's why it was worrying when he got eaten by the hydra that one time, since its acid was dissolving him.

>Implying Aqua isn't going to lose a majority of her followers and ranking as god

It would be a funny resolution actually

> Aqua followers
> changing their mind
> Aqua followers in charge of brain cells

More like Kazuma secuded Eris and now she doesnt want him to go back.

I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

what's good homeboy

hey buddy i think you've got the wrong door

FUCK YOU ↘

oh fuck you hikkineet

>womanlet

What's the point of showing Eris next to Chris in the same picture? Isn't that indirect spoiler ?

I'm a performance artist

I figured before reading the LNs, but It's not like they care anyway since they wont animate volume 6.

145cm roughly 40kg.txt

I hate myself for shipping them so much.

Fisting is 300 bucks

The pareto principle applies here. The distribution of sex is such that 80% of women are having sex with only 20% of men (the principle actually compounds on itself such that, within that 80% of women, 80% of THOSE women (64%) are having sex with the top 20% of the aforementioned top 20% of men (4%)). Disregarding percentages, the general impression is that a small minority of men are having sex with the majority of the women. This also links in with the idea of pre-selection i.e. women being more attracted to a man when she sees that this man has been selected by other women. How is it then that women are more sexually active than men but at the same time, seem to carry less STDs? The problem is the "slut".

When most men think of a slut, they project their own sexuality into a woman. In the same way a horny man would be willing to sleep with any woman, the man then assumes that a horny woman would be willing to sleep with any man but this is not the case. Women are hypergamous. My explanation for why the women, despite higher activity are less infected would be because they're sleeping with the same group of popular, clean men.

Now, the pareto principle can also flip polarity so in this case, we also have the bottom 20% of women being fought over by the bottom 80% of men (and again, it compounds so 4% of women are sleeping with 64% of men). If all those men are sleeping with the same trash women, it would make sense that these men would be the most infected.

>Kazuma defeats the Demon King.
>Aqua goes back to heaven.
>Darkness leave the party and join Vanir and Wiz in the bully train.
>Megumin steal Kazuma from Iris.
>They marry.
>Go out for a walk.
>Sudenly a frog eats Kazuma.
>Megumin try to help him.
>Use explosion.
>The explosion is so strong to burn the frog with Kazuma inside..
>Kazuma sees Eris.
>She doesn't want to revive him.
>He ask why.
>She reply "Aqua isn't here to force me".
>He gets reincarnated.
>Megumin kills herself late that night.

Do you like what you see?

...

>Kazuma defeats the Demon King.
>Aqua return to heaven.
>Kazuma is granted a wish.
>Kazuma return to Earth without saying goodbye to Megumin and Darkness.
>20 years later, Megumin, miserable, poor and forced to sell her body, still waits for Kazuma to return to her.
>Kazuma dies again in Earth.
>Since time flows differently in Earth, Kazuma is 20 years old while Megumin is 40.
>Megumin bursts tears of joy from joy when she sees him
>Kazuma doesn't recognize her and walk away with his new party (harem).
>Megumin kills herself later late that night.

>some other world is in danger because goddesses can't do their fucking job
>as Demon King slayer, Kazuma again is sent to save the day
>gets to choose a hax item
>picks Eris
>Konosuba 2

...

Boy next door

She goes full Homura. Her chuuni boasts to become a God of Destruction become real, so she can wage war with heaven itself to have Kazuma to herself.

YAMEROOO

You're confusing the slut Aqua for Megumin.

They are both sluts. Only difference is that the one will do anything for booze and the other one for food.

I hate the author more for not making them get in a relationship, although they both confessed and went on a real date.

It becomes ridiculous. I mean, they still go on Explosion dates daily, Kazuma couldn't spill spaghetti at each moment they are alone, this is more and more out of character for him, when he instantly accepted to fuck Yunyun in vol 5, made a move on Megumin the same volume and wanted to fuck fake-Megumin in vol 10.

He's a fucking teenager what did you expect exactly? He wants to fuck everything that moving.