Happy New Year!

Not sure what this means but i wish every single one of you a great new year!

From a fluid pansexual, I also wish you a happy New Years.

I dont care where you stick it as long as you keep it for your self. Happy new year faggot!

Happy new year to you and your superior sexuality.

Agender, non-binary, gender-queer, asexual, demisexual (to a point), transgender panflutian here! Merry New Years to each and every one!

Happy new year for all of they.

Translation
>give me attention

I like how your country has the Alps.
Happy New Year

I hope you don't see 2019. Happy new year

Happy new year bong!
Happy new year my dude!

Great fucking deal, we span around the sun once.

Happy new year lel

My champange broke so its back into the fridge maybe next year!

>allegedly

Happy New Year, medkit mountain Jew! And to all my fellow white brothers in Europe and Argentina, may it be a great one for you all.
>reminder that the US is still whiter than you, Muhammad

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Happy panfucking 2018 to ya then, I'll go help myself to the champagne now. How were the fireworks though? It was pretty nice here this year.

Happy New Year, user. Let's hope we have a good year full of happenings.

Excuse me, it's called Dali, drumpftard.

My friend i had a grand ceremony setting up my timer and trying to open the bottle on 00.00. It broke off and i tried to get it out with my key. It didnt work. So no drinkig for me i decided. Perhaps its a sign!

I wish you will be like you were since 16th century, and I wish for my people be like you, but without neutrality thing.

Happy new year faggots

>Not sure what this means

It's a sign you need to liquidate all your holdings and electronically transfer half the proceeds to me!
Merry New Year!

I wonder (((who))) could be behind these kind wishes? I sense an ally!

I just ejaculated at 00:00

Great start to 2018

You need a cork screw. To bad your county made them illegal.

happy new year anons!

Odd year but kinda fun with Brexit and trump and all happy New year anons I like you all rather a lot

Mate my champange broke and i have nothig in my bridge but beer, redbulls unopened cava and impossible to open Moet!! Was thinking to stay home and walk too! At least you got a little something to show for!

Where is your sabre?

Idiot, there's a corkscrew in every Swiss Army knife.

Happy New Year Anons

Brexit was 2016, bong.

Use your cavalry sword to open the bottle you uncultured swine

Grab a towel and wrap the mouth out end with it to stop the cork, grab a shoe with a sturdy sole and tap the bottom of the bottle.

Hammer it in and guzzle it like a champ!

just push it in, cockshit. if there's too much carbonation preventing you from doing so without harming the bottle, drive a nail through it and then push the cork in.

guets neus kamerad

Nope

Guetes!

Happy New Year fellas. Hope it's a good one.

Happy new and death to all jews!

>What is a corkscrew

Happy New Year! Get healthier and stay /comfy/ in 2018!

Happy new year.
14/88 race war now.

Heil i guess?

>professional drinker detected

Get out your saber, you bitch,and whack that top off like a super hero!

If I had a dime for every time I've been called that, I'd have like $3.80

HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM THE PAST, EUROBROS

Or just use a fucking corkscrew as if he weren't a nigger.

To you too!!

Lol

Pfffft.
>Dali
Lower 48 faggot confirmed, stay made fagit
Happy New Years Mt. Jew. Burgers wish you all the best

>Where are your victor inox knife at ? that's what they are made for.

Just saw this

Poor guy you got the cheapest one...

You meant on their army knifes ?!


>T professional wine waster 20-30$ the bottle

Happy new year, faggots

Anyone else going to neck themselves tonight?

Well that's not enough to get you any booze worth a damn.
>professional drinker detected
>professional drinker detected

it ain't wine unless it got a little cork swimming in it, frog. You should know that.
>implying 20-$30 a bottle is expensive

:)

No dont do it! Its worth living!!!!

>memeflag

Not sure if poo...

just for that my next beer goes out to you, user.

Was it? It's all blurring into one big happy memory

AHAaaaa FUCK my left foot is cramping up, what do Sup Forums?

>t. irrelevant shithole

probably 50$hekels in jewmerica.
clearly not the cheapest one.

we do not use plastic cork garbage on this as you probably do.

So yeah it will waste the drink.

Got some copper eletric wire or a hanger ?

blame the jews

STAND ON IT

June 2016, at that. Not even late 2016. Come on, my friend, get it together.

Stand up and straighten your legs

Sorry sorry drunk on bubbly and good cheer
Stand by my statement that I do love you tjough

>Moet
It means don't drink that shit. Get yourself something real like a Krug or Grand Siecle

let's all have a big drunken international hug, anons

Love you too, bongbro. You're unironically my favorite foreign nation, even if I will continue taking the piss out of you. God save the Queen.

happy new year, faggot

God save americans too!

You should do it man.

We've all done it before. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!! Oh happy new year an kys snow nigger.

>Moët & Chandon
No pleas don’t drink this dishwater. Develop your own taste and start looking for smaller, less known „producers“. Even for the same price and testing as layman you can often taste it.

Happy new year to all

WE bought the same champaign! Happy new year.
Also, good luck getting that bottle open :P

You're dehydrated; drink water!
also, ave a banana for potassium if you can.
Those cramps happen to me all the time.

I love all of you autists. In 2018 we will make the western world great again.