Why aren't you a chad?

Why aren't you a chad?

No seriously, what is your excuse? Just work out and practice some basic fucking hygiene. All of the sudden your life is on easy mode.

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going to the gym isnt a chad thing to do lmao

every gym is just perma virgins walking around acting tough with inviisble lat syndrome

I'm about to join a boxing gym when I move

>goals thread?

Nah I'd still be a manlet.

And I don't care enough about women for that anyway. I already have a waifu.

This guy right here is a Mexican-DACA white Hispanic American Latino. His parents are illegal alien residents. He is also the stuntcock of GirlsDoPorn

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He’s fucked over 200+ petite barely legal lily white-skin pink pussy girls aged 18-21, a few highschool seniors, a few 18 year old asians and latinos, a Miss Teen America, and so on. All of them are pure amateurs with zero professional porn experiences, and most of their only sexual experiences are with their high school boyfriends - until they meet this mestizo stuntcock.

Thoughts?

>And I don't care enough about women for that anyway. I already have a waifu.
Are you actively trying to incite white genocide? Or are you just a useful idiot.

He’s still a shitskin and drug dealer shit

What an admirable man

My thoughts?
Sage

It's genetic. If you don't have the genes for it you never will. Had a chat on Sup Forums about this earlier culminating in this post by some glorious user.

>implying im already not

I am extraverted, with good facial structure, in good shape, atleast somewhat smart, women often chat me up first and I don't have much trouble with relationships. I don't think I'm that far off desu. The only issue I have right now is that I absolutely hate getting drunk, and that's what constitutes 90% of what people do for fun here at my age (I'm 18). Whatever, I already have a proper blonde/blue catholic aryan girl on the radar, gonna get the ball rolling once the break ends, wish me luck.

bitter excuses from weak cucks

All you want is an outside explanation for your failures

Come on, man. Quit lying to yourself.

Bruh

Thoughts?

I'm genetically weak, at least I can admit it. Asthma isn't an excuse it's a reality.

you cant be chad unless you go to the gym but you can keep trying little ching chong

also lat spread walk is the most alpha way of presneting yourself you wouldnt know anything about that you ugly foreign midget faggot also ur dick is 1 inch short if ur indian paki or asian byee faggoot

Chad is ALL ABOUT THE FACE

>body fat percentage showing off facial muscles/bone isn't related to attractiveness
>even if your face is a setback you can't improve your body to make up for it

You have a loser mentality. Your first step should be changing your vocabulary when you describe yourself

these hoes ain't loyal!!!

>Are you actively trying to incite white genocide?
I don't really care about the white race desu, but I get that not enough natives are having families and that western culture is dying. And that it's not a good thing. But I can't really do anything about it other than post memes.

>lmao just hit the gym bro

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I'm a broken person, user. I've been an alcoholic since I was in high school. It's fucking genetic, bud. I likely have injun blood in me. I'm sober now but even still, its not an excuse it's an explaination.

I can't pull off the outfit

I have started working out, I lift 15 pounds every other day now. Have done so for at least two days. Fighting crippling depressing too but I find ways to motivate myself I guess...

t.fatass

Can't be a chad if you're a dicklet.

I thought GDP guy was Australian.

>Just work out and practice some basic fucking hygiene. All of the sudden your life is on easy mode
Yeah these things definitely turn my life into easy mode, who knew overcoming being 5'3 was as easy as working out and brushing my teeth WOW

You can't just become a Chad, you're either born one or you're not. If not, the best you can strive for is being a greater beta.

DAILY REMINDER CHADS ARE BORN NOT MADE

you'll always be that pathetic beta deep down

I just do the interview, screening/paperwork and run the business with my buddy, senpai.

But my life is already on easy mode. I sit around eating nutter butters and watching bad tv. I honestly don't know how it can get any easier than that

>wooden bead bracelets
>necklaces
I know these lads think they are chads but they are beta posers subscribing to what they think peoples ideals of coll are.

True chads wear what they want and are confident enough to own it (still have to be a base model chad though -good looking, good body, social skills)

my penis is very big and erect when I touch myself while taking hot bath but when I do it anywhere else or with nudism body women it's not so big how you explain this

Because I don't want to die.

A chad has to protect his percieved alpha status, which means he can't let people walk over him, which means he has to confront those people, which increases the probably of getting knifed or shot 10 fold. Lots of chads get fucked up and die young. The cunning ones live long and work on getting rich in non dangeorus ways. Then when they're rich they just pay for all the stuff the alpha gets for free but, but never having to put his life on the line like a chad.

>I'm a broken person
You read a history book on Genghis Khan
>picks out bride as child
>wait to grow up to have her
>dad is killed(or dies?) when he is young
>His status as tribe leader stolen from him
>Bride is stolen

He had everything taken from him as a child and lived a much harder life. But proved the world wrong

One of them was, but the main stuntcock for over 250+ eps is this guy who chokes the girls while he raw fucks them

STOP POSTING

There's an oven with your name on it. We have our alphas too. Most beaners are far midgets unless they're in a gang or something.

>Why aren't you a chad?
Why do I need to be a chad? I'm in my mid 30's and married.

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that's a "girls do porn" set
they have some hot talent but the action is way too fake and sterile

please teach me senpai. I can't play the social game anymore it's driving me insane

I used to work out all the time. I’m too busy with work and school now.

My girlfriends got exponentially hotter after I stopped really lifting. Builtfat is the true alpha physique.

I am 5"8 and only 148 pounds, but I can deadlift 435 pounds, so fuck all of you - I am essentially becoming an Ant

guy on the left is LMAO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TRY SO HARD BRUH

Probably low test, I can't see violence as an unpleasant but necessary tool. I fear it. I don't want to live in fear of other men but I'm a fucking puddle before a man who is comfortable with violence

This is now a chadposting thread

You're also Canadian

too ugly

Severe Social Autism+ugly

Otherwise I do work out but it doesn't do you much good other than making you healthy.

make me faggot

I asked my wife, and she said if you don't want to play the social game anymore, find a woman who also doesn't want to play the game. I asked her how I got here, because honestly, I don't remember how I played the game with women, it always just kind of happened.

pls don't

I believe in you user. Get your protons, cut the sugar and drink lots of water.
WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>lat spread walk is the most alpha way of presneting yourself
Surefire way of letting everyone know that you're a compensating beta. It makes you look autistic.
I know this one shitskin at uni who does it constantly. Poor manlet doesn't even realize that we ridicule him for it.

Too late, cuck. Nice fag country.

the fucked crazy look is so much hotter in 3d than 2d

Idk if I'm ugly but I am no Dolph, I wonder if I'd look better if I lost weight. Really wishing I was born royalty so I could get everything free and habe plenty of women to fuck. Oh well, we all can't hit the genetic lottery. With eugenics more can though.

I believe in you,user.

being a chad requires subservience to corporations, and women. so basically needless debt just for a woman who'll call the cops on you whenever you try to be a "chad" and control your own home

Incelposting is really kinda gross senpai

Gyms don't produce chads, Gyms produce ripped soyboys, if your body building didn't come with fatal risks and true pain you're just a sheep in wolf clothing.

I've been asking for numbers left and right and actually getting them even as a doughy sack. Now all that's left is to get fit. How do I do it? I'm literally retarded about the subject.

do you have a good relationship with your father?

otherwise enjoy spending all of that money, destroying your friendships just to get ahead career wise and people who meant no harm just for a lazy cunt to be comfortable sleeping with other men inside your own home behind your back

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>Yeah these things definitely turn my life into easy mode, who knew overcoming being 5'3 was as easy as working out and brushing my teeth WOW

Same boat user. I feel that feel... Still hired a personal trainer though. tfw average face too.

it's great DACA is being repealed.

Even if you're attractive you can't fix the damage to Chadhood that mental illness does.

lmao chico has never seen a gym in his life and is 10000x more "alpha" than anyone in this thread will ever be.

There is no "presenting" yourself. It's 100% looks. An autistic brony weeabo who looks like Chico will slay while a confident, "alpha" balding manlet will not.

being a bitter little faggot is more of a turn off than your height

Just find a 5'0" little shortstack and act like you aren't insecure. It worked for me.

I wouldn't go this far. But 3D definitively is at its best when imitating 2D.

I'm fucked. Aren't you guys having a war soon? Trump's not a nation building guy but gotta be on the lookout for those human rights in Iran in next month

>Just work out and practice some basic fucking hygiene
No, motherfucker. When you work out, you can't
>eat anything real aside rice, poultry, eggs, veggies, steaks and protein shakes
>drink booze
>get less than 8 hours of regular sleep a day
Otherwise the chad thing ain't happening.

Having said that, I'm working on it.

corporations have perfected the further division amongst men through the pursuit of women.

>program the weak minded to be slutty undesirable junkie whores 1/3 of women
>lesbians, single mothers 1/3 of women
>and the rest of women that every "chad" is basically fighting over for

inequality of women brought to you buy your corporate masters

I know if I just keep doing it and have patience I will eventually have a chadbod. Ever since I was 8 I wanted a Dragon Ball Z body.

youtu.be/eMKepsqrC6I

How do I get fit without giving up drinking

Be a Chad doesn´t lead you to anywhere, seriously, the majority of them are still bluepilled,that's the problem

just stop drinking...

oh, that explains why women don't want to fuck me

it's just a big conspiracy

>15lbs
What are you, a skeleton? No seriously, are you starting from skellington mode?

vodka and grain alcohol

Stop drinking carbs

which is also true amongst the gay male population, slutty disease ridden guys, guys who don't want to admit they're gay except to only maybe a handful of people they knew their whole lives

Stay away from beer, then figure whatever alcohol you do drink into your daily caloric intake, and eat less to compensate. I'm just assuming you mean for weight loss.

there's people who'll want to fuck you irregardless, but you've been programmed to desire what everyone else wants

Nope. Consuming alcohol rekts your shit. It's been researched and also I've tried that. You gotta give up booze to build muscle.

keto diet my man

>irregardless
Like nails on a chalkboard.

I second this.

How do you make this possible?

Anything else is too heavy for me right now. I'd have to work up to anything higher.

>gym goals thread
>IM GONNA GET SO PUMPED BRO
>HOLY SHIT BRO IM GONNA RUN SOOOO FAR
That's retarded kid.

america has programmed you to want the same basic thing.

>house
>new car or 2
>beautiful wife or husband
>beautiful kids

anything else is associated as degenerate which is most of society inherently, the rest of the world doesn't give a shit about what americans think they want so bad

SeeI lost weight doing it this way. May not work for everyone. Once again, just assuming people mean for weight loss.

I have replaced soda with gingerale

Gingerale is soda. Look at the sugar content and serving size.