Kids born in 2000 will be old enough to do porn this year

>kids born in 2000 will be old enough to do porn this year

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as if they need to be a certain age to have sexy time.

>implying your 18 year old age minimum is valid in every country on the globe

>ethical cp and incest
anyone else /noporn/ here? gonna be hard to do, there's not a lot of science on it. makes it easier if i can ready positive studies. like with exercising i can get pumped reading about how it lowers all cause mortality and is good for mental health. with porn it's all propaganda about how good it is though.

>kids born in 2000 will be old enough to go to Sup Forums this year

As off topic and shitty as this OP is, thank you for that realization user. It's kinda hot, and also feels wrong. It's like the straight equivalent of how faggots must have felt before all this "faggotry as the cultural standard" nonsense began.

>not fucking actual 16 year olds

I pity the foreigner that cannot know such joys.

if you have the luxury for /noporn/, sure.

not all of us have transportation or money to go on dates or hang out with females. even an innocent walk requires a car, or money for public transport.

Tfw when I realized that I am an oldfag now and wasted my youth shit posting

jesus christ im old, i dont feel anything like an adult

>Implying they arent already here

Actually a new years resolution of mine.
user, that means in a little over a year and a half, there will be kids on Sup Forums that weren't even born when 9/11 happened. I remember my mother picking me up that day, like a shitty catholic school in a town only populated because of it's position between two real cities in fucking Canada was the target "So we're going for the White House, the Pentagon, the WTC, and St. Bobby's Catholic Elementary School. Inshallah we will destroy both the American government and a small portion of Oakville Regional Catholic School Board!"

this, I started coming here when I was 15

I think most of us, even those who were here since the first Bush administration, were underage at the time we started coming here. The rule only really exists to ban people who are retarded enough to actually state their age if under 18

>tfw reading that and looking at the last two digits I saw the year I was born
>time goes by so fast.
>It seems like yesterday I was a kid riding my skateboard.

I can't believe I spent nearly 4 full years on this site
this year I'll be here longer than I was in high school
it all went by so fast and I still feel like a total newfag

They'll never remember the good old days of 28.8k and 56k Tawnee Stone pornography and 3rd generation VHS porn

We're all newfags user. Forever and always. Fucking Moot is still a newfag as far as I'm concerned.

Sure it would be easier if I had a real girl to fuck, but even if you're forced to be celibate it's still healthier I think and will ultimately put you in a better position (you'll be more inclined to get off your ass and meet women). Nofap is near impossible and unnatural, but no-porn (still masturbate but only using your imagination) is what every other organism on earth and what humans have always done for millions of years.

Using audio and visual stimulation to create an artificial state of arousal could definitely be unhealthy. I've seen the study with mice where they put new females in the room with them and even if they're exhausted they will continue to mate. I can definitely see that being unhealthy.

Any science fags here who know where to find good studies on this shit? I know yourbrainonporn.com but most of the studies cited are behind a paywall and not all talk about relation to mental health. I've only seen surveys correlating high and moderate porn use to depression. I want some good reading that isn't bro science.

Studios are already setting up to shoot to be the first to have a new millennium actress.

For porn it is. No country has a lower legal age for appearing in porn

>been here on and off since the 2006 Habbo raid

It's still 2017 dumbass. It's like 7:44 right now. You have about 4 hours until it's 2018.

is it ok to fap once every fortnight? i dont think going the whole year without masturbating is entirely healthy

These plebs don't live on Eastern Time AKA the only time zone that matters.

>every other organism on earth
not every organism actually. lol. a lot are too primitive to. but a lot of the more advanced ones do

There are now people allowed to post here who didn't live in the 1900's

Fucking them is totally legal here. Storing, or even receiving an unsolicited picture of one? Soap on a rope for you, pedo.

you can still masturbate without watching porn.

i'll wank you off cobber

I'd say, and this is only based on my opinion and half remembered things I've heard, if you don't have anything you'd describe as a problem in terms of arousal without porn that would be fine. If you can't say there's no such problem, then you should take a month to three months of nofap and then begin very limited fapping without porn. Best of luck to you user, and a happy new year as well.

aussie letting laws stop him from hitting pussy piss off

my main concern isnt mental, its that producing so much semen is using up a lot of nutrients

The inexperienced believe nofap to be the answer.

The wise, on the other hand, know no-porn to be the true redpill.

No need to say 'will', those born on January 1st are already old enough.

This rule also applies to Sup Forumstards.
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>Living in 2017 still

Bigot.

Ayy family there's people who post here who weren't even born when (((9/11))) happened lmao baka desu, not legally but they here

Just wait til you get to the 10 year mark.

It'll really put your meaningless life into perspective. 2018 will be year 12, oh well you're here forever m8!

I think the pop trivia answer in that case would be the AMA suggests something like 21-22 orgasms per month in terms of prostate cancer reduction but once every two weeks seems a conservative but still acceptable fap range if you're still having sex otherwise. If not, think of your nofap like a diet and give yourself the very occasional cheat day?

>Implying a ban does something

Fuck outta here taco. Do your homework.
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