Damn!!!
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>no nipples
Oh yeahhh
With modern anime censorship, I'm not sure if the current population of Sup Forums would even recognize nipples.
Don't want to confuse and scare your audience.
They're really shilling this movie hard. Between the superbowl ad and singapore's kinokuniya having this deal where you get free tickets when you buy GitS related merch, Hollywood seems to be really, really hoping this movie will hit it big.
If a piece of shit like Lucy did well because of Scarjo this likely will too. I do have some hope that Battle Angel will be decent at least, this will be shit though
What other films are releasing at the same time? We should tell everyone we know to go see those instead.
>!!!
>that fucking remix
>BRAAAAAA
>Copious doses of fanservice for the existing fanbase with the old theme and all the cool iconic scenes from the 1995 movie (even though we know the story will be completely different)
>Try to appeal to new younger audience with BRAAAAAMP
>shitty dubstep remix
>pitch is a lame female Robocop / uncover the conspiracy to fight The Man
All this in a single trailer. How desperate are they in their damage control ? I mean regardless of the movie's own merits, they're basically playing all their cards in that trailer, so there's no point anymore to go see the movie.
Doubt it'll matter. You know damn well fucking China's going to lap it up.
you get to see scarjo wearing different clothes and making the same face in different situations
They're shilling it so hard because they know it's going to be a flop, so they're trying to minimize their losses and get as many paying customers through the doors before the reviews come out and people realise it was awful.
There's another Fast & Furious coming up in April. That'll probably be the big mainstream draw.
I was sort of banking on Power Rangers in terms of nostalgia bucks but that one seems to be flopping worse.
Sorry if this is old news and already has been discussed but :
youtube.com
>1:13 "robots don't need a lot of sleep"
I thought the main point of GitS was that the main character was a cyborg, not a robot. She sees her prosthetic body as just a tool (hence the lack of modesty and willingness to break it if need be), but she still considers herself, her identity, personality and existence as a human, because of her biological brain, and most of her existential questions were about finding ways to validate this stance.
Also, on the point of the Major's bedroom and needs for sleep, I thought the main point of the scene in which she wakes up in the 1995 movie was to show her human side. She wakes up all scruffy and hazy in the way she opens her eyes and needs to wipe them or the way she needs a small break sitting on her bed to recover her mind from sleep. This is all her biological brain acting, before her conscious mind takes over and pulls the emotionless act.
hence that whole behind the scene video is shitting on the source material.
>Hollywood
>In charge of source material adherence.
user...
Your Name's also opening in April for the Americans, right? If so, here's to hoping that one will take the main bulk of the interest for the weeb stuff.
>WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WAAAAAAAH
>WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WAAAAAAAH
>WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WAAAAAAAH
>WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WAAAAAAAH
>this is [sic] Major
>shitty plot
>we saved you, now you save others!
>secret cult pulling the strings instead of a couple of guys fucking around
At least the visuals and the VFX look kiiinda nice, but jesus. The actor for the guy she beat up in her search
Also, .
Power rangers did well coming at #2 against that behemoth Disney movie. They already made half its budget and a Japanese dub will be released in july. Expected the worst but it was a decent flick. Breakfast club for an hour and a half with the last 20 min movie of actual power ranger shit. Blue ranger is autistic so it might relate to a few you people here.
If this is successful Hollywood will have an endless amount of anime to adapt for $$$. Anime will be their new cash cow.
in her search didn't fit in, either.
Holy shit, murica still hasn't got Your Name?
I watched that in January in the UK, lol.
>music starts
oh hey maybe they kept some of the good parts after all
>BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>
That's not a good thing.
Good to hear, I guess? I mean, I do keep hearing about how the typical viewer don't go to the cinemas all that often hence why studios keep worrying about similar movies released in similar timeframe cannibalizing sales from each other so who knows.
YOU TALKING ABOUT DREAMS?
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The talentless hacks at hollywood have milked the superhero genre dry and were turning to everly increasingly obscure characters. I think this is their attempt to milk the anime market which has tons of great stories they will shit into 3d for profit
How did the title got translated in your countries?
Bulgaria here, it's similar to "Ghost in the Armor".
My mom saw this trailer on TV when her walking dead shit was on. Even she, who has never even seen GiTS, said this looks awful.
Eh. Looks like it could be somewhat decent. At least not another disaster like Dragonball Evolution. But that remix of the main theme was distressing. Although the level at which this film is being pushed makes it seem like the studio has no faith in it.
get translated*
I was just now going to type the words "I'm going to tell all of my friends to watch this", thereby contributing to the film's box office success, but then I remembered that I have no friends so the entire point would be moot and I pressed backspace for a few seconds and wrote this lamentation in its place
They should've done Code Geass instead.
>If something doesn't conform 100% to the original anime it's SHIT
Even if the adaptation is drawn like the Eva rebuilds you guys still shit on it for not being literal carbon copies of the original. You're so fucking autistic it's insane.
>mfw they adapt Eva into a live action movie
The Dark Tower looks rather promising.
>millions upon millions in advertising
>opening week flop
>profit
Dumb frogposter.
>Zack Snyder is the director
>How did the title got translated in your countries?
Future vigilant.
Shove that frog shit up your ass, Sup Forums.
They figured they'd cash in on a popular manga/movie/anime. But writing shit for the material is hard, so they pulled a script they optioned years ago out of a drawer and changed the names.
>Scarjo
I fucking hate this short name, and everyone that sues it. Also this bitch just can't act.
Fuck, I can really see how plausible that is. All the freaking Bible symbolism are there already and he can happily chuck in more nihilism and dark lighting filter. And of course the slowmo, probably while Asuka's using the lance and then gettting lanced.
>idris elba
>matthew mcconaughey
unless it's a buddy cop film I don't see it working
Wow, that is some high level photoshop. That looks nothing like her.
goddamn mainland chinks are subhuman
> The Gunslinger, Roland Deschain, roams an Old West-like landscape where "the world has moved on" in pursuit of the man in black. Also searching for the fabled Dark Tower, in the hopes that reaching it will preserve his dying world.
The opening footage showcases the wasteland, zeroing in on a door frame standing in the middle of nowhere.
“The Man in Black fled across the Desert, and the Gunslinger followed.” appears in text on the screen as Roland appears.
The Man in Black’s skills/powers are abundantly clear as he catches bullets between his fingers and moves objects, like shattered glass, with his mind.
Roland tells the Man in Black “I do not kill with my gun, I kill with my heart.” The Man in Black catches his shot behind his back.
We’re then taken to New York city with the young Jake Chambers, who’s having prophetic dreams of Roland and a Dark Tower, which will cause the death of billions if it falls.
Jake tells his therapist about his crazy dreams, only to be told it’s nothing more than a dream, but Jake thinks there’s more to it.
While exploring an abandoned building, Jake finds a portal to take him to Mid-World.
He meets Roland and gives him a picture he drew of his dreams. Roland tells him his fears about the Tower are true, and the Man in Black will try to destroy it as long as he lives.
Roland and The Man in Black are shown fighting during a slow-motion sequence.
Roland is shown to be so proficient with his six shooters that he can shoot a man from a distance through several objects exclusively using his hearing.
but anno already did it himself, user
>idris elba
Nah. King is a cuck as well, ending is terrible. The ride is great though.
You guys will complain about everything won't you? Ive been waiting for a live action ghost in the shell for a decade. Don't let your millennial habit of hating things before it comes out ruin this for me. If this goes well we might get a Battle Angel Alita movie by Jame Cameron. Don't you screw this up, Sup Forums.
here in Germany it's simply Ghost in the Shell
same with the first movie
When is the torrent coming out?
James Cameron will be spending the rest of his life animating blue furries.
Me and a group of friends are going to see this. Suck dick.
>>"If this goes well we might get a Battle Angel Alita movie by Jame Cameron. Don't you screw this up, Sup Forums."
>He doesn't knows.
What's it like happily eating shit? How do you do it?
I'm gonna see this just so I can shitpost on Sup Forums
You can already shitpost on Sup Forums.
About 5-6 months after the cinematic release, I guess. That's how much time it takes for most movies.
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>not shitposting on Sup Forums
Has Sup Forums come up with a single decent meme? Sup Forums puts australians to shame on a bad day. Fucking meme factory
>Light gets cast by a literal who that doesn't even resemble him
>not Idris Elba
:_;
The James K one made me sick.
Holy fuck, I heard the ads on Pandora and was merely hoping that whoever made them had no idea what he was advertising for. Jesus. I'm probably going to have to watch it the day after tomorrow too. Kill me
By being realistic and understanding the constraints of creators in a hyper competitive industry like Hollywood. Common sense, they give money to IPs that have proven themselves to be money makers. If GiTs makes money, they'll do another one. GiTs is a popular and celebrated science fiction story that some hollywood directors fucking love (see watchoski brothers and James cameron.). If this makes money we can conceivably see a equal true to the source made by people who love it. But that only happens if you see the first fucking movie.
>I'm probably going to have to watch it the day after tomorrow too
I don't understand why you'd force yourself to watch something you probably won't enjoy.
I don't listen to that shit thing, but I'm curious. How bad are the ads?
explain
In all honesty, "Fantasma en la cáscara" sounds like a Casper movie.
Sup Forums is for muh best gurl spam, not cool memeing
Mods you KYS and your warning btw
So basically, what you're saying is that you are taking it up the ass. You know you are taking it up the ass. You also know you could be getting better, but you're still willing to take it up the ass?
>cool memeing
>kys
>btw
Jesus, get the fuck out of Sup Forums.
>Ive been waiting for a live action ghost in the shell for a decade.
Why? At best, you'd get a cheap shot-by-shot remake of the original. At worst, you'd get something that shits all over what made the original good. I can get adapting a book or even a comic into a film since it would add visuals where there weren't before, or were stills, but what's the point in adapting a t.v. show or movie into another movie? Especially when the original was already great.
If Hollywood really wants to do remakes and adaptations then they should remake the stuff that was bad originally so they could do better. Something like Scanners where it had an interesting concept but poor execution. Don't adapt or remake something that's already great and stands the test of time.
>If this makes money we can conceivably see a equal true to the source
Haha nope. The other way round, if it made money, it reduces the likelihood of future works being true/ good because it means that you can reap more money with less effort. You have zero idea of how the typical hollywood exec's mind works. You're the on who needs to be more realistic and understand the industry. For an extreme example, look at the sony email leaks regarding their exchanges about their plans and ideas for spider-man.
>They had to advertised the actor
It's going to be shit
She was a terrible choice as well. Looks so dumpy in the suit.
SCARLET JOHANSON
Ghost in the Shell
Blame Avengers. Thanks to that, she's now being marketed as an action movie star
>the Watchmen movie did away with the alien squid
I kinda liked it better desu. Squid would have been weird in the movie I think. Ozy was miscast a bit as well, came off too sinister.
It lessens the 'impact'. The whole point was to unite the world because you're up against something that is distinctly not from our world, aka alien. And that's the thing with Zach Snyder, really, he's a chuu2 who is trying to hard to act like he isn't. So he'll do all these type of movies, throw in a bunch of chuu2 shit but try to frame like it's all mature, like he's afraid to embrace what he really likes.
She did ok in Lucy. The problem is that they did some stupid decisions, like no nipples, no muscles, etc.
The cinematography also looks bad, very amateurish. The lighting in mos scenes is awful and there is not enough noir elements.
I will still watch the torrent and enjoy it.
Idk about that. After many failed, it didn't deter them from making more.
Not him, but I'll watch the BD releases from the internet. I'm not sure about enjoying it, though.
She simply isn't an action star material. Her non action movie roles were actually decent.
watch the DTS/AMIABLE releaes
Fuck, it's 10 in the morning and I still haven't woken up.
>a literal (western) isekai gets the actor picks for Death Note right
Thats a pretty decent assessment of him and a lot of other comic(and anime/manga) adaptations. They're scared of the source material, often times making fun of it. Though gritty works for Watchmen, it came out 10 years too early.
Just FYI, Shin Godzilla's BD is out.
This isn't a ghost in the shell movie. It's a generic cyberpunk revenge flick with ghost in the shell branding. And yes, it actually meets the punk requirement of cyberpunk
El alma de la maquina
DAMN, THE MAJOR LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
Damn, why does the major look so fucking ugly
Ultra generic revenge plot B-2
My friend is a massive GitS nut, and is going to watch it and wants me to come with. Hard to say no, really.
> *THAT*
Go back to you-know-where.
>damn, why does the major look so fucking ugly
She's not called "The Major", but just "Major". Didn't you hear the trailer?
>shitty wubwubwub music
when will this shit end?
Imagine being the Puppet Master in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Motoko Kusanagi, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flabby body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally merge my consciousness with you, both my ghost and the real me." when all he really wants to do is hack another loli sexbot in the red light district. Like seriously imagine having to be the Puppet Master and not only sit in that chair while Kusanagi flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and doughy skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that stance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, KUSANAGI LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been hacking nothing but a healthy diet of foreign diplomats and politicians and later Section 9 staff for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Section 6. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and merge with her "Rubenesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the Minister of Foreign Affairs calls for another hacking, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the cyberpolice could shut you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking Puppet Master. You're not going to lose your future ghost over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Not just to you, but to everybody else ITT: If you could suggest an artist to do the soundtrack, who'd you pick?
Lee Gamble - (listen to Yehudi Lights Over Tottenham; Voxel City Spirals)
I'd make a sound collage out of every single famous "sad", "upbeat", "epic" score track in the last 10 years. It's going to sound really fucking digital and artificial at first, but below it, you'd find that a human has cautiously arranged everything to make it sound "right".
>Ghost in Husk