I have some intel from a source whose name I can't disclose.
My intel says that California will be nuked into oblivion within 24 hours by the nuke that was flown in to Israel a while back. A ROGUE PART OF THE CIA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.
and im talking like completely nuked. Im talking California 100% wiped off the face of the earth. My intel told me that. So, I am sorry to my fellow Anons from California. Its been a pleasure memeing with you gentlemen. Ill see you on the other side.
ANYWAY, THIS WILL BE BLAMED ON NORTH KOREA. THIS IS IT WE ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED.
OH
Before you reply to this thread take a 30 second moment of silence in honor of the fellow cali posters who will perish in nuclear fire sometime within the next 25 hours.
Jaxon Taylor
And nothing of value was lost.
Bentley Hill
Unironically ok with this, that Fat Commie Kim gets taken out and so does Commiefornia
Thomas Bell
No one tells leafs anything important. BTFO larping leaf.
Xavier Butler
bitch
Aaron Cox
Fuck off leaf. Nothing will happen.
Camden Jackson
holy shit rare
Ethan Butler
Well, it was fun! I'll see you faggots in Hell!
Christopher Roberts
LIES
Hunter Watson
Got it capped just in case
Jaxson Myers
please be true
Jacob Phillips
my aunts sister who watches a dog for some guy who lives next to a couple that nits together has a friend that said NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
Zachary Wood
That would solve so many problems.
Aiden Bennett
Nuking Cali and EMPing Silicone Valley, Faceberg, Jewgle and the rest of them will be great news for the world.
Also sorry Cali Bros
Ethan Garcia
as someone who works for the CIA i can tell you Cali isn't the target, vegas is
Joshua Brown
and no I can not give a name top secret
Nathaniel Carter
This is as believable is Q-larp and Mega-larp.
Luis Robinson
You don't even know the blast radius of a nuke you ngger
Kevin Thompson
big if huge.
Kayden Lopez
and i'll see you on the other side
William Johnson
If you know where it's going to happen give us a webcam where we can watch the flash
Charles Cook
Why california?
Cooper Perry
colossal larping faggot
Ryan Perez
LMAO LOOK AT ALL THE SCARED CALI ANONS IN THE THREAD
Oliver Adams
i wish
Hudson Reed
>all of California huuuurrrrrr A single nuke can only destroy a city/county sized area.
Kys.
Joshua James
>California will be nuked Please end it now.
Ryan Phillips
...
Jack Cox
Learn to swim Learn to swim
Nathaniel Price
>totally nuke all of California
>one nuke
LARP is a LARP and not even internally coherent.
Charles Russell
what an embarrassing post. you would need multiple nukes just to take out los angeles
Liam Johnson
why is it being flown from Israel. Are (((they))) gonna profit from this? does NokO even have any resources??
Samuel Wright
it would still be really funny though
Camden Murphy
Will Washington State be okay?
Lincoln Nguyen
>In Commiefornia
Make it happen
Henry Cox
>California will be nuked into oblivion >1 nuke Fuck off moron. There isn't a single nuke big enough Need at least a dozen Tzar bombs just to fuck up the bigger cities
Asher Adams
At least try to make it semi believable.... my god you suck at this. Then again you're a fucking leaf you guys seem to suck at everything lately.
Brayden Diaz
My older brother is stressed out. His ex-gf has been texting him a lot today. She's a civie contractor at Osan AFB in South Korea and they've cancelled leave for uniform personal. Her boss told her to take some vacation time to Europe or somewhere. She thought it was funny that he didn't tell her to go home stateside.
Luis Bell
Washington States getting nuked in february. you have a little bit of time
Gabriel Diaz
Best news I heard all year, to bad this is a larp.
Connor Cook
>implying a nuke hitting silicon valley wouldn’t effectively destroy california
Thomas Ross
Fake and gay.
Samuel Reed
This
Jordan Lee
Including dicks.
Julian Jenkins
checked
Noah Barnes
This is fake. Keep an eye on Las Vegas and Denver.
Tyler Moore
i will stream on twitch i live in LA and will point camera out my widow i however am going out to a club
Joshua Sullivan
>intel from a source whose name I can't disclose. SAGE AND HIDE
Jayden Smith
You don't know anything stop LARPING Leaf
Adam Ortiz
>Nuked into oblivion >By 1 nuke Fucking leaf
Lincoln Cook
a single nuke cannot destroy all of California
Jason Scott
Link
Matthew Barnes
GUYS I ALSO HAVE SOME INTEL FROM A SOURCE I CAN'T DISCLOSE
he says
op is a gigantic cocksucking faggot
Michael Clark
>My intel says that California will be nuked into oblivion within 24 hours by the nuke that was flown in to Israel a while back. PROMISES FUCKING PROMISES. First was big earthquake now this.
Isaiah Powell
wtf I love CIA now
John Lewis
uhh, you don't get to bring nukes.
Angel Watson
Weak bait
Brayden Mitchell
never trust leaf
Bentley Bell
Please OP, you have to be a LARPer.
Zachary Hill
You need a lot more nukes to wipeout california fucknugget
Noah Ross
Hay guys, world gunna end in 2012, this tiem for realz!
Jackson Davis
ROLLING IF I GET 77 ITS CONFIRMED 100 IF I END IN 2 OP IS A FAGGOT
Alexander Howard
Didn't you say Las Vegas yesterday?
Logan Cruz
...
Levi Thomas
Besides the Nuke will go off in the 4 corners reigon of America damn leaf really doesn't know how to Troll
Hunter Hall
>tfw you wish OP wasn't memeing
Christian Bailey
setting it up now
i cant send link but look up Zac Badasci
Nathan King
Hehe poor OP, we know his secret
Henry Long
As a san diegan, please jesus, be true.
Parker Wright
Fuckin' California. Good stuff ALWAYS happens there. Lucky bastards.
Nathan Thomas
Should I trust in this happening? I fear I'll be let down again just like the last one
Luke Smith
To those of you that perish in the atomic fire, your service will be honored.
Danger close.
Dominic James
He works for the communist leader, the fattata man
Jose White
MY SOURCES SAID THE SAME!
WHO IN THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!?
Oliver King
>My intel says that California will be nuked into oblivion within 24 hours by the nuke that was flown in to Israel a while back. >the nuke One nuke is going to obliterate an entire state?
Cameron Collins
There is literally no way....and I mean that from a mathematical way, that anyone would ever tell secret to a leaf. You literally are the dumbest people on the planet and no one cares about anything you think.
Adam Taylor
>never trust leaf don't make him cry now you faggot. lol
Joseph Miller
Please God, please destroy California with nukes.
Levi Ross
When SHTF, only Oly will survive. But good luck crossing the Hood. at that point, we will be full.
Joshua Nelson
Won't happen, would be too good for the Nation. Were we to lose California, and their multi millions of SJW's, illegal aliens, and hollywood pedos, it would be so nice; so, so nice. This is why it will not happen.
Hudson Butler
>Before you reply to this thread take a 30 second moment of silence in honor of the fellow cali posters who will perish in nuclear fire sometime within the next 25 hours.
Fuck off faggot. This would such a colossal happening, but there’s no fucking way this isn’t a larp.
Think of all the degenerates that would be gone all at once. If only we could get the deep state to wait until an awards night like the Oscars.
Hudson Young
>friend/neighbor is in Cali until the 3rd >staying in SF >watching her cat for the weekend while I’m gone Fug, well at least I have a new cat
Jeremiah Ramirez
why las vegas and denver?
Xavier Morales
>PROMISES FUCKING PROMISES. >First was big earthquake now this.
Dylan Long
must be really big. top kek.
So so fake and gay.
Cooper Miller
Kim?
Jackson Campbell
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Light 'em up, 'cause we're going down.
Dominic Moore
California wins
Brody Miller
...
Jose James
Jews nuking a Jew state? Nah, dawg.
Jack Adams
After the Nuke let's give it back to Mexico.
Chase Garcia
Larping in a larp?
Fucking faggot. Nice meta.
Ryan Campbell
R.I.P. user. Was nice knowing you faggot.
Jordan Moore
>Prostitution is only allowed if it is inside a brothel, and that brothel is both 400m away from schools and places of worship and do not have any side of the building leading on to a principal business street or thoroughfare anywhere in the state (so basically nowhere in any town). (((This is why they are all out in the middle of nowhere.))) I wonder why Vegas, the lone city in the United States, would be a target for the CIA, who (working with Mossad) enacts operations to blackmail politicians via various forms of sexual misconduct (I wonder where that happens at).
Zachary Hill
Why Sodom?
Samuel Robinson
Fuck commiefornia if true
Zachary Thomas
I would give kimjongfat everything i own and let him move to the US and be his servant for 1000 years if he nuked all of commiefornia.