Engrish thread

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It'd make for an 'interesting' night club name that for sure.

What am I reading?
Hyper smell bomb?
Fork cock gun?

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This amusing one from Zeta gundam. They fixed it few episodes later, but then they used stock footage from the episode where it was all wrong.

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Wait, Presidents of United States of America -1?

Multiple presidents and one just got eliminated? Thats some serious shit

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Who could forget this gem from Black Lagoon?

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This one will always be my favorite.

Did you mean to post that with subtitles?

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>98% alcohol
Holy shit

>vodka and the bat device are good
Every time.

>98%

let's play a drinking game baby...

>Captain Quattro, he is A CHAR
Now that's just rude, Amuro.
You can't just point fingers at people like that.

It truly deserves its name.

Supply the food is pretty clear.

>3DOGS + 12COCK

oh dear

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you should probably pay attention to where it's coming from, and when

it is like yeast, when mix with plain water, it convert them to alcohol

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That one probably wasn't a typo, just a clever pun

Spoken is the best.

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Lonald Leagan?

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Has there ever been an anime where they got a seiyuu that actually spoke English? It sounds like she just had a root canal.

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There are some who don't sound cancerous, but I don't remember their names. Also the P4 singer has very good english

It sure is
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No, they're packing the band with them on the ship

>cancerous
I wouldn't say that. It's cute, which is why there are threads like these.

Obviously a majority Welsh cemetery

Do elevens not know how to use google?

How do they even fail to write "tomato" it's literally “トマト” romaji

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Whose idea was this?

>youtube.com/watch?v=DzD76g4BlQA
Why isn't this over the actual music?

Holy fuck

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FUCK, WHY?! NOT AGAIN

"keep it leal!"
Every time.

eighty-thirth

cute

>98%

Imported straight from Siberia, I'm sure.

You can actually get 96%

do openings count? Because holy shit GC's opening
lyrics in spoiler, if you are not familiar with them listen to the song first and only look after you are done
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>Yokohama Baystars

careful with that

Well, you gotta have SOMETHING to make you forget all of the women you see getting raped by your fellow guards in the NKVD death camps, or the brutal tortures, or the fear of becoming "outdated" and executed for it.

This is my personal favourite
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>Amuro

Kai wrote that letter.

does discount?

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RIP Sfhhhjg Cthjkg Dgjkknkan. You will be missed.

>streaming

I would watch the shit out of a Reagan anime.

>'Eighties-as-hell music & animation
>Every episode opens with Ronnie & Vice President Bonzo escaping the White House to go do some shit and ends with them getting dragged back

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Fuck off.

[UNNECESSARY SCREAMING]

UNI-CRON-DA!

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Well?

You know that it's mostly used as a cleaning subs... people shouldn't drink it at all... it's quite dangerous.

>kissanime

Seriously to make something more dramatic do Japs just scream?

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Poor people are happy if they can get cheap alcohol.
It's why drug stores mix emetics into their alcohol.

Daijoubu, they do it all the time

>something something
>Makina bestgirl

Sweet mother of god

my god

This is amazing. I can't stop listening to it.

Last ep of Minami Kamakura.

I laughed aloud

does this actually exist? would be a damn good drink

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>"Quit yupping you goofball"

>i wish i were gay

This never gets old

could have been designed by a big David Essex fan there.
USSR 1841? Really!

It wuz wizzhin zhe rherm of possibirity. On it's own, humanity is incapabrl of keeping zhe angers in zheck. Zhe anarysys purring a purmafrost extracshun of zhe thurd angers wuz so exshtenshive, arr that wuz left wurr zhe bones. And zhat wuz zhe concrusion. Wish zhat sed...Guud ruck!

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>Gonna kick ya lily ass!~*

That was actually pretty good.

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jesus christ

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I liked this one.

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>pets ok

Hey, if a bodyguard wants to bring his doggo you can't discriminate against him.

Bod Gard*