HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW GUAM FLY OVER MY HOUSE!
HAPPENING
James Watson
Leo Bennett
...
Liam King
MY EYES
Josiah Lee
I'm at OP's house fucking his wife, can confirm
Carson Johnson
Flash... Blinding. Face.. burned... Save yourselves!
Luis Butler
dont tell me that bitch gave you the wifi password
Jason Cooper
KYS
Isaiah Turner
Can confirm. Whidbey Island just flew past my window headed for The Strait of Juan de Fuca.
Bentley Roberts
HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST I THINK I JUST SAW THE WHOLE CONTINENT OF NORTH KOREA FLYING OVER MY HOUSE AS WELL
THIS CANT BE FUCKING HAPPENING
Landon Myers
Fuck you OP just walked outside naked ready for the blast and now some Mexican girls are crying and no happening
Robert Roberts
I JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE HOHOHO
Zachary Ross
SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING, DO NOT ANWSER
Jose Brown
help me Jebus!
Adam Cruz
THEIR EYES. DON'T LOOK AT THE BLA-
Samuel Scott
I miss Amber Rayne. Gone but not forgotten.
Jace Foster
I would love to do this and be in military but I am too old at 36 and no one wanted me before because I wasn't legal :( funny how those who want to be in military sometimes cannot get in and those who don't want to are force to go in
Thomas Perry
...
Kayden Richardson
GUYS, NEW ZEALAND JUST FLEW OVER, WTF IS GOING ON
Ryan Nelson
Shit?
Andrew Hernandez
...
Robert Lopez
beam me up shotty
Justin Ortiz
Wow. And Ryan Seacrest's balls have only just dropped in the middle of times square.
Easton Brooks
Happy New Years.
Carter Miller
>I'm at OP's house fucking his wife, can confirm
Can confirm. I'm outside filming with my phone.
Cooper Gomez
Did it violate your airspace? Shoot it down if it does it again.
Adrian Russell
did you take pics?
Gavin Jones
T- 2 hours.
Ethan Ortiz
GUY I'M IN LAS VEGAS RIGHT NOW OH FUCK IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING! I JUST TOOK THIS VIDEO! NUCLEAR SIRENS ARE GOING OFF AS WE SPEAK THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Liam Gomez
Can confirm RUiuoX85. Rolling up code 2 on OPs house, faggot with smart phone at the window jacking his dick in the bushes. Calling for backup and rubber gloves.
Thomas Sullivan
Update: RUiuoX85 lights and siren killed his boner.heading to KrispyKreme.
Cameron Ward
MR. HOUSE CONFIRMED FOR SHOOTING DOWN NUKES
IT’S HAPPENING
Hunter Bell
>Can confirm. I'm outside filming with my phone.
Can confirm. I'm NSA tapping his phone.
Ryder Wilson
Ho lee fuk BIG!!!!
Bentley Martin
Can confirm, am crossdresser uploading records to Wikileaks
Matthew James
Can confirm. Pamala smoking Assange flavored sausage just drove by in vette.
Christopher Martin
Can confirm, dad works at Nintendo.
Benjamin Reed
Can confirm. I am Solid Snake.
Parker Nguyen
confirmed : OP ATE A HUGE STINKING POO
Brayden Hughes
We need tv screens of Spongebob shooped on the backs of those chairs.