Peoole are having sex right now and youre on Sup Forums

>peoole are having sex right now and youre on Sup Forums

>it just turned 2018 few moments ago and you're worried about sex

Nigga go hug ur mom and dad and thank your family for what they've given you

who gives a shit faggot i been chugging THAT SILLY SYRUP

it's 2018

sex is outdated

I'm done with Sup Forums whites are gonna die out no matter what, who cares

Thinking about having sex is a class three sexual misconduct violation in 2018. Chemical castration team's enroute for your treatment, abuser.

This nigga knows what's up. I left the girl to call my family and talk .... right befire coming back and fucking her

i was gonna beat off but nofap was my new years resolution

Sex is overrated.

I'm hopeing the longer I live the less I care about sex. Ive made it this far without having sex and I don't care that much and neither should you op. just live and die

But it's -35C outside where I live soooo
Can't have sex when we're literally living in the arctic.

>stds

Lmao no thx had enough of those, more like

>people are sticking their dicks covered in rubber while intoxicated on unhealthy life-shortening substances while I'm at home accomplishing mathematical analysis of the universe

God smiles on me you fellow leaf faggot. i bet ur from fucking manitoba


actually wait probably quebec because bilingual master race has the highest IQ

I would if i had down syndrome.
>pic you?
Kek

> No girl wants to have sex with me
> Have new years resolution to change that and self improve (already been going to the gym for a month)

I'll be alright. Watched the ball drop with my mom and heading to bed. Night fellow virgins.

like that's the greatest achievement one could accomplish
benis in bagina hu hu

People are having sex every second of every day

My girlfriend is having sex with her boyfriend right this minute.

I'm on the couch eating jello with her son.

same

people are having sex all the itme? who cares

I thought it was just me

had sex earlier today. Going to get a good night's sleep now. Tootles!

fucking loled.

The absolute state of america......
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's absolute genius humor

Somebody's having sex with a hot blue-eyed redhead with downs right now, who absolutely loves to ride. She has floppy pancake tits and a big, broad ass, but her hygiene is impeccable and her pussy is hot and tight and she loves to 69.

I just want you to know that.

I've slept with 50-53 women (I lost count), 3 dudes, had constant 3 ways in my life and am a /fit/izen who rejects women all the time.

I'd rather shitpost. It's more gratifying.

lmfao
after 8 beers pol becomes golder than ever

>2015+3
>having sex

I had sex yestersay user , i learned that feet are everything. Likr like soft ass little ass feet makes you ckme 10 times harder.

this is my first new year by myself in a long time, I've gone out every year with friends for 5 years, now I'm out of a two year relationship which I totally took for granted and feel like a fucking beta like I'm in high school again even though I get more than enough female attention and I'm in better shape than ever. feels bad man

you are a child. you aren't having sex because you want it too much. your priorities are mixed up. your first goal is self improvement, once you legitimately begin to improve yourself in measurable ways and you begin to love yourself, women will come. the only women you could get right now are trash that will cause you drama and/or STD's

>hurrh i want to put my peepee in a vagaooo and get good feelings hurrrr

Wow, faggot, get your priorities straight.

Married.... got whiskey dick...... tis' all good faggot

Is getting .arried worth it user ? I wanna just do it. Regrets ?

Save your seed and transcend, brother

I'm having sex while on Sup Forums user.

>life is all about sex

Fuck, next level

I've come to accept that I will be alone forever so it's okay to be on Sup Forums

Haven't had sex in 5 years...

Honestly sex is great when you need to bust a nut but it isn't the greatest achevement a man can acheve like virgin faggots will tell you.

I haven't had sex in 25 years.

There are people having sex every second of every day all around the world. That's what happens when there's almost 8 fucking billion people.

>tfw it 4 in the afternoon and recovering from last night

>Tfw the last girl I fucked was 3 years ago
I feel your pain brother, it's worse to have fucked then not fucked in years, than to have not fucked at all...

7 for me. I'm not even unattractive and I work out regularly I just have a severe lack of interest in conversing with people.

>creampied wife 30mins ago
>she’s sleeping
>now I’m looking at porn and fapping

need to quit this desu

B.S.

Fucking weak faggots. If you are that desperate to fuck, go out and get a prostitute. Or go to your local pub and don't act like a sped, like you do on here. Most of you have spent your entire lives playing video games, what the fuck do you have to complain about? You chose this.

OP this, we might get nuked by best Korea in the near future, WWIII could start, we are on the verge of economic collapse, the racial tension could cause the prophetic race war any time now, yet here you are worrying about "people" having sex

t. Coked out aussie who has been up for the last 10 hours

same, but i've never had sex

Roman Catholic here. Wait till marriage you degenerates

THIS otherwise your degenerate.

The idea of sex is actually better than the act of sex. You'll know this definitively once you have sex (and already know it be true in your heart if you've already had sex).

fuck fuckin' I just want a New Years happening

Que? "Youre" by the way , Memeflag