How to piss off a loli?
How to piss off a loli?
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Tell her she's a cute little brat and not sexy at all.
Call her flat
Don't get in the van when she tells you to.
Take away her geimu.
Steal her waifu
Call her Onii-Chan a faggot
Stick it in her pooper.
marry her cute cake mom.
>cake
>mom
HURR
Little girls don't have poopers
By cumming inside
Ignoring her.
Give her pizza
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Break her toys.
obviously you dont understand, once her husband dies of japanese flu she reverts to being a cake for all purposes.
1 - DO NOT accept the beer
2 - IGNORE the classic rock
3 - GET AS FAR AS POSSIBLE from the van
What should I do if she breaks into my house?
Ignore her and she will eventually go away. HOWEVER - Don't let her get close to your bead.
By finding another loli
> Don't let her get close to your bead.
Bead? And what happens if she gets close?
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She will anally rape you. then pleasure you enough to the point your hips will start moving on their own.
Not head pat her
>insult her onii-chan
>figure out which foods she likes and dislikes, then hog the stuff she likes to yourself and give her the bad shit
>tell her she'll be flat forever
>shoot her parents right in front of her
>deny access to the tv
>tell her that she can rely on you and that you'll give her anything she wants, then ignore her when she wants something from you, even if it's just attention
>van
>She will anally rape you.
Go away, Potato House.
>year twenty hundred plus thirtysix minus nineteen
>he doesn't know how to triforce
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[triforce]Just use Ctrl+T you newfag[/triforce]
that just opens a new tab you wicked fuck
If you're using Windows, it's been remapped to Ctrl+F4.
everyone knows that just closes the browser no one's gonna fall for that you fuckstick
no that's Alt + W
No, it's remapped for Sup Forums use.
Like how Ctrl+S normally saves the webpage, but on Sup Forums it inserts spoiler tags.
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Lolis love it in the pooper.
yes
yes
yes
what? wheres my post?
i was just asking what manga is this cuz google serch isnt giving me anything
I don't get it
I am angry
ANGRY ABOUT LEWDS
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she said she has the doobie brothers and steely dan
just a quick peek?
delet this
>Call her onii-chan a cunt.
>lollygagging
Bap her.
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this works
rude
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Bully her.
i would punch her firmly in the cunny
give her a good old fashioned spook!
That's what guns are for, user
Withhold sake.
Jesus when you think you can quit something, a fine piece of ass drags you in.
That's murder.
make her love you so she disappears
Is it legal to bap a loli if she isn't your imouto? Or is it only legal to bap your imouto?
What, like her cervix?
No dude, just bapping. Like when you bap your imouto when she's acting up or trying to sleep in your bed with you.
So her cervix?
Reminder to not let your loli lift.
Piss ON her.
Keep Bapping her even after she tells you to stop.
Spotted the loli
Refuse to rape her.
That could kill her.
Only pat her head for 20 minutes instead of 30.
Take her out for ice cream, but don't let her get anything.
Take away her hand puppets that she needs to survive social situations.
That's punishable by death in 85 countries
What if I want my loli to be prepared to face the world?
>order two cones
>eat both of them
Then when she complains, poke her tummy and tell her that you're worried about her weight.
Hug her, lolis seem to hate it when I do that.
thats too cruel
That's only if you're a stinky onii-chan.
Guys there are lolis offering bottles of Seafoam and Super Eurobeat CDs out of a van at my local racetrack.
I think I'm going to take them up on the offer this weekend.
The perfect loli for handjobs
I'm sure a little girl with good taste in music and beer is harmless. Why would any of you be afraid of such a magnificent gift?
there is no such thing as free Beer
A lot you know. I use to get free beer all the time. I could always drink my fill; don't remember most nights, and I always woke up missing my pants, but I still got free beer.
I think I'm going to take these loli's up on their offer.
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loli loev pizza.
I wanna give her a soda tab.
Break her ruler.
Nice Seishou Academy crest
I look forward to the anime. Cute loli, cute abyss.
the shotas and bunnies are better
headpatting is too lewd
>Liking lolis that still wet the bed
That can be fixed.
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is 666 spooky, yet cute?
it's guro
so yes
nice!!
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>cute anime pic 1868
>not 1029
I want to bully the yamabiko!