Why does Sup Forums worship cowtits so fucking much!?

Why does Sup Forums worship cowtits so fucking much!?

A handful is ideal. Indulgence but not excess.

The lower half (and the face) are far more important, though.

because Sup Forums, like most anime communities, is filled with children and teens with only the most basic tastes in sex appeal.

t. pedo

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>its another "Sup Forums is one person" thread.

There was an anime of that?

why not

it's the world that worships cowtits

Yeah, and it was bretty gud

Binbougami Ga was such a waste of potential
Chichiko being rude as fuck and bullying Momiji in the early chapters gave me such raging boners

Then she softened up and in the later chapters her boobs didn't even seem that big and the author turned her into a moeshit

Fuck

What are you, a disgusting 3rd-worlder?

Shit taste

What's there not to like?

Voluptuous Girls
Katsura Kotonoha
Hinata Hyuga
Erza Scarlet, Mirajane, Lucy Hearthphilia
Shinonono Houki
Misumi Rin
Seraphim
Shaga Ayame
Sento
May Kawakami
Claire Harvey

Cowtits shit girls:
Rias Gremory, Akeno Himejima,
Ikaros Astrea
Sdeath Leone
Naruse mio zest
Orihime Inoue
Medaka Kurokami
Tiffa
Miku Izayoi
Luvia
Wakana Ui
Stella, Phi
Darkness
Lucoa

DFC is justice and I'd rather if my waifu had DFC, but I mysel wish I was a 2D anime girl with cowtits so I can stuff my waifu's head into my chest while saying ara ara.

A bit too big for my taste. Just a liiiiitle smaller.

>Hinata Hyuga

i wonder what the age demographics for that chart is.

Is that you ESL-kun?

same thing reason why you love making these threads it amuses me

Fully developed breasts indicate that a woman had a healthy, well fed upbringing indicating that they are physically able to carry and birth a healthy child. Larger breasts also help with feeding the baby.

It's natural selection user, why are you against it?

>i wonder what the age demographics for that chart is.

I like them because I like women with a nice rack. That's it.

...well, I never bothered watching Dragon Maid until now. Thanks, user.

i wonder how accurate that is considering they don't report anyone below 18.

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Why don't you? Cowtits are great in moderation. Ichiko has perfect tits.

Lucoa's tits are too big.

I don't think 17- would bother answering to those polls.

>Sup Forums why does a board full of virgin autists who haven't even held hands with a girl whorship huge tits

Gee user, I have no idea. It could be because they're all stuck at a 5th grade level of sexual development, since that's when normal boys start going after girls.

They are comfy.

They're not polls though

Wanna see a magic trick?!

>large tits are for virgin autists!
To be honest I madeyalook madeyalook madeyalook madeyalook madeyalook.

What in the world is the third device? A phone?

seems pretty biased to me, and not very reliable then.

tablet

>not very reliable
like Sup Forums post, you can't trust them

Meh, reliable "enough" for Sup Forums purposes. It implies the average person from is, like, 25-30.

I guess it accounts for "not a computer, not a phone".

I'm not sure, but I think they got some things from gathering info from visitors and some from straight up asking. Otherwise you can't reliably get some information like age group.
This is one of the main reasons I stopped using PH to be honest. I hate info gathering

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is this too big?

Cow tits are always better than flat toddlers, but i don't care much about boob size as much as i do for ass.

Fucking Overrated Scum Shit Girls:
Saeko, rem, momo,
>Shit (you)

Looks like some sort of graphing calculator.

Kys faggot.

I could look at tits all day and never get bored, whereas ass gets boring fast

Mommy issues.

Because you are still a baby.

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Ass is for niggers

Bigger is better. And that is why breast expansion is the best when a small/flat chested woman gains an exponentially huger bust.

Too heavy for you

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Why do people always post this image? This isn't even reflective of anything, just whoever happened to be on pornhub at the time jacking off, not a specified sampling of preference of tiddies vs booty.

>goo i need mommy's milk
figures

I used to hate cowtits when I was a teenager, but now I'm older (26), I learned how to appreciate a good cowtits ara ara onee-chan.

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nigger

So what sort of issues do DFC lovers have?

toddlershitter

Big Tits are are the OBJECTIVE choice of a patrician taste, well bred females with giant cushy tiddies are a rarity and you can't even argue that

What about BE?

bounce bounce

pedohilia

The best

They have a bad case of good taste.

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It's useless if they have flat ass.

Yes.

Best Konosuba.

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>And that is why breast expansion is the best when a small/flat chested woman gains an exponentially huger bust.

Truer words are rarely ever spoken.

Big tits feel great

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I recognize that artist.

DFC became too mainstream for hipsters to enjoy it so we went back to the source and boobies.
Insecure pedos that can feel themselves like a man only with little girls.

A huge bossom is where men rests their biggest hopes and dreams.
The embiggening of it spells miracle for mankind.

Big breasts are better than disgusting flat chest. You might as well fuck a guy.

comfort

Is there such a thing as too big?

What is going on here?

Guaranteed replies.

Don't ask. Just report it.

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There are anons in Sup Forums who would consider this "minimum" size to them.

Why does this make me so hard

H-how did you know I was a virgin?

Eliminate yourself.

Because big breasts promise wealth.

Insecurity, self-loathing, unloved, issues with women in general. Pedophilia is optional.

Lot's of projecting going on here.

No, I observe and it tends to be the case they have a few of these, especially the most annoying ones.

Breast envy is canon part of RJ's character. Her getting oppai would be the best day of her life.

I like RJ no matter what her breast size is.

>Breast envy is canon part of RJ's character.
Except that it isn't? I don't dislike it but it's a fan invention at best.

Who cares, both the devs and the anime more or less kept using "fanon" to expand on KanColle characters.

Heh

>Expand

Rules of nature

If you like plain you must be a degenerated faggot.

I need more Tejina-senpai.

>natural selection
>flat people still exist

Reported

Genetic mutations user.

Never too big.