They think Kylo Ren is /OurVillian/

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>Literally Mary Sue
The left has no understanding of irony, do they?

Why wouldn't he be

>Looks like a NEET
>Edgy as all hell
>Fascist
>Basically space Nazis with less genocide
>Kylo can't control emotions, lashes out at others
>Got rejected by a girl (Rey) when he built up courage to ask her
>Kills (((Snoke))) who was trying to be the hidden hand and control him
>BTFO anyone trying to halt his regime

say it to me. /Ourvillian/

They are trying to model Kylo Ren as a straw man villain after us.

Star wars is gay. This won't help you sell dolls

> easy to hate
> is basically the strongest shipping among nu-disney SJW star war “fans”

(((He))) isn't.

Let me know when they portray Kylo Ren as having a waifu, raging against Woolies on an image board, and fapping to Sarlacc/Boba Fett porn.

he's literally a traitor to his own people for mary sue pussy, also don't get invested in these shit hollyjew movies, don't give the cunts money

I don't like nu-star wars. I'm just going to completely disregard the disney canon.

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>Not using archive
Fuck themarysue

>SAGE

I know absolutely nothing about the newest films, save for that clip where Mark Hamill gets BSODd

I'm not a fan of Star Wars.

Sup Forums IS LEAKING AGAIN

MMMOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!

Hey Sup Forums when are you going to grow up?

>with less Genocide
>blew up 4-6 planets

Star Justice Wars 8: A woman crashes a ship into a fleet of white men including a ship called Supremacy.

>Blowing up planets like some brainlet retard
>Not using those planets as slave labor

The don't hate Kylo Ren because he is a bad guy doing bad things they hate him because he is a bad character who fails to make a connection with viewers.

>Not learning anything from the past 400 years

They've been desperately trying to make Kylo Ren the alt-right villain. Little did they know they've just made a significant number of edgy little kids fascists.

Nice try, but it's not gonna sell us anymore tickets for this sjw trainwreck of a SW movie

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>slave labor when droids exist
The real stupidity is blowing up the planets themselves. They were full of resources.

Kylo Ren is basically the only redeeming feature of the Nu-Wars trilogy
>The only character to have clear motivations
>The only character to get ANYTHING resembling a character arc
>The only new character played by a actor who can act
>Actually has reasonable power progression and character development

>it's a leftists try to dictate reality to the world episode
It's getting kind of old.

Isn't that how mining works?

They don't

>Worrying about slaves shitting up your culture when they're on their own fucking planet
Using haiti as the base of operations for slave labor only made haiti suck after slavery was abolished.
Also, it could easily be argued that slavery would've existed for far longer had it not been restricted to the carribean. Aka out of sight, out of mind.

>"i'm sick of history pointlessly repeating itself. we need to stop the cycle!"
>gains complete control of federation forces
>could literally stop the war or negotiate terms or whatever the fuck he wants
>decides to continue the cycle
what did he mean by this?

BASED Adam is /ourguy/ anyway.

>betrayed by his parents (baby boomers) and by the Jedi (cultural institutions)
>seizes power anyways
>wants to bring order and stability to the galaxy
absolutely /our guy/

this author is dumb and uninformed. Both us and Klyo have ideologies.

He was referring to the Rule of Two that the Sith obey.

>looks like a neet

Man I fucking agree. Women say he's sexy all the time though, I don't get it but I can't hate.

>people in his life trying to save him
>Luke was gonna lightsaber his ass

Kylo has his moments. He has a lot of potential to be a great villian and more but it keeps getting squandered by bad writing.
For instance in the new movie, after he kills Snoke, as to why he did it He literally tells Ray, "This whole Jedi/Sith thing is fucking bullshit. I want to end it. Join me and help me put an end to the cycles of guilt and reform the galaxy"

He is pretty much edgy Reinhard with out the charisma.

Yet every female thinks he is sexy and wants to fuck him.

>listening to females
they dream about getting it on with the Don too.

I don't have the image with the tweets tho

>easy to hate
yeah, no shit, he's some jewish looking rat, sounds like his balls just dropped, is a coward, shown incompetent at every turn, and is a massive edgelord tryhard.

I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. He's supposed to be a villain, not some Job you pity for having grown up inside of high school lockers.

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nice

Trump was drowning in pussy in his younger years.

this desu. its kinda hard to know what to think when you wake up and see the person you trusted the most is about to fuckin murder you

Sure, but it's much easier to dig into rock that isn't colliding into each other into what will become an asteroid field.

>fantasy villain soy-hero for fantasy soy-political group
I think even for libretards that's projecting too much.

How is he fascist though? He just sounds like a generic authoritrian leader.

LOL

hehheh damn. seems more like /r9k/ autism though

wtf I love Kylo Ren now

Well I mean he IS the most interesting character by far, I literally only cared about him for the entirety of TLJ. He is written to sound like a whiny bitch because the sjws that write it have no perspective at all but they accidentally made him the more interesting than anybody else by giving him a story, arc, and personality. His mental connection scenes with rey where every time they speak she gets btfo are actually entertaining.

Come to think of it kylo ren is the only character I liked in TLJ.

>when you literally can't make political observations without reducing everything to pop culture references

It's the long-awaited sequel to "DAE DRUMPF = VOLDEMORT?!"

Enjoy mining gas in space.

This is clickbait and a literal cry to leftist and alt-righters alike: "watch the movieeee!!!!" Pathetic.

yea i actually really liked the mental connection scenes. was really interesting seeing them learn about each other and try to figure themselves out. even rey was starting to become a tolerable character
its too bad they both sperg out at the end where he goes into autistic rage and she goes full-blown mary sue again

(((They're))) going to make him end up in a homo relationship with the coon in the next movie. Calling it now.

Theoretically, but for entirely different reasons than they would theorize.

What Kylo Ren represents really is a youth who has been forcibly confronted with the fact that society is degenerate and that his future has been sold by people who didn't care about him.

Look at the world of Star Wars post-RotJ. Everything is run by women, despite the Empire being defeated the Republic somehow fucked it up and are now LOSING to the First Order, everyone competent from the old regime has either fled or become irrelevant and old, the Jedi didn't return, civilization is in fucking shambles. The victory of the rebellion was ultimately pointless, it just made things worse.

Imagine growing up in a world dominated by your relentless bitch harpy of a mother and your deadbeat scoundrel father, your kickass uncle disappearing, and watching the country around you that they supposedly "saved" decaying into sick, disgenic ruin.

Then you look at the past. The enemy. The "bad guys." What did they have? They had order. They had cool uniforms. They had a society that functioned, they had pride and dignity, they weren't weak, they were strong, and your Grandfather was their hero.

And they killed him. But you're still here.

Mining gas from gas giants makes more sense economically. Oil and natural resources on the other hand...

Hi marysue, trying to get people to read your shitty articles again and prove yourself right by pretending to be part of the "alt right"?

(((they))) may scrap the last movie and reboot the final trilogy while the actors from the original trilogy are still alive

Darth Vader wasnt looked at as a hero, he was feared. Everyone was terrified of his wheezing ass.

The people who write these articles are the biggest faggots on the planet. It's the a cringiest shit in the world the way they try and gain clarity by making real world comparisons.to their filthy Jew media

They need a scapegoat for when society collapses due to forced multiculti and implementation of SJW policy. So they'll blame ebil white nazis, like they always do.

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This article is for the normie retards who didn't already realize (((Disney))) is trying to brainwash the kids into seeing us in the Empire and become part of #TheReeeeesistance.

Kylo Ren is a huge faggot and is not /ourguy/

Learn to spell, you fucking nigger.

I don't think ordinary soldiers were afraid of him much more than any commanding officer or a big wig who could rub shoulders with the Emperor.

He force choked motherfuckers constantly. If you werent an arrogant officer looking down on him for being a jedi you were scared of being raped with his mind powers.

>Then you look at the past
>They had order
>They had cool uniforms
>They had a society that functioned
>your Grandfather was their hero
If Kylo had just resurrected the fucking Old Republic and scrapped the genocidal moon shtick, half the Rebels would be wearing white buckets.

But no, can't have broad strokes of grey anymore in Shart Wars...

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Anakin Skywalker was revered as a golden boy badass.

>Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.

Let's be honest here, anyone who likes Star Wars is a faggot.

>this

In the EU it showed how completely useless the new republic was since it embodies the failed ideologies of the old republic that lead to the empire.

As it was laid out, the empire eventually ended up with a pseudo truce with the new republic after Endor and was quite sure of their ability to get worlds to join their side willingly due to the republic's inability to get anything done or even protect their member states.

But, yeah, that's all gone now in favor of the one sided First Order = ebil nahzees bullshit now.

You forgot
>not white

Officers =/= stormtroopers. Sure, he had no patience for fools, and officers on the ship bridge pissed themselves, but ordinary troops didn't see any of that, hell most of them didn't see him in person, only what propaganda told them and some rumors. Moreover, even though it certainly wasn't planned when Lukas made original trilogy, since we didn't see him chocking any troopers and that he was always with some of them in tow, in can be assumed that he has been nostalgic about his youth and the days of clone wars, thus he valued cannon fodder higher than officers.

>Republicans control all three branches of government as well as most state legislatures and governorships.
>Are poised to win even more control in '18
>Nationalism and Populism are on the rise
>They're acting like the entire movement against them is just NEETs being immature

Adorable. By all means let them continue to think that, then ponder endlessly why they're losing.

I think it's a mix between Sup Forums and /r9k/ at this point.

Movie was absolute shit. Not only did the emasculate it, they even made the house negro a bumbling bafoon cuz testicles.

Completely destroyed the entire saga for me, kinda glad I'm done with it. Funny too, saw TLJ shit at 50% off on full shelves at Microcenter yesterday.

>basically admitting the movies you made were pure shit

That ain't gonna happen. It'd be great but Disney is already balls deep in this fuckfest so they'll just double down and shit out one last movie while the nu-male soyboys and feminists all talk about how great it is.

third order sounds like a cool name for a fashy group

I Watched the movie today it was mostly whites only in the theatre. I was annoyed by the absolute shit battle tactics. Like you show up to a fight launch all ya damn fighters off the bat. they let a whole damn ship get taken out by 1 bomber cause they didnt scramble their jets.They bombed the planet first when they should of hit the escape carrier first. The purple hair lady your all crying about wasnt worth caring about, she ripped of the mocking jay chicks speech to rally the troops and had a horse shit plan. if they were only chasing the carrier the other 2 large ships couldve escaped and not get chased. Finn was actually funny as hell. And Kylo Ren is /Our guy/ he pulled off killing snooke and hes got every right to do what hes been doing the whole galaxy was fucked. Shit the arms dealers were making guns for both sides.

#metoo

>every character in latest movie was shit they made the worst character from previous movie good

I’ll just be over here not needing to use pop culture as an analogy to understand the world around me

he needs help