/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE DAWN OF A NEW MAGA YEAR EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/Ihdn9suXApc
>Pres Trump New Year statement 12/31/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #44 12/30/17
youtu.be/jyQ7oRtpNGQ
>This Year @State 12/29/17
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>Pres Trump golfing w/Coast Guard members 12/29/17
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>Pres Trump speaks to firefighters in FL 12/27/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania 2017 Christmas Message 12/25/17
youtu.be/2m2HLU5uVwg
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Midnight Mass 12/24/17
youtu.be/49uSSHedTNI
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania taking kids calls to NORAD 12/24/17
youtu.be/59yWucSYhO0
>Pres Trump Christmas Eve messages to the troops 12/24/17
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>THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump motorcade en route to Mar-A-Lago 12/22/17
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>Tiffany in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump signs Tax Bill 12/22/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on NoKo 12/22/17
youtu.be/mwP9wGooQYw
>Pres Trump flies through a flock of birds on Marine1 12/21/17
youtu.be/d-iOh_WsBHQ
>Pres Trump wishes Merry Christmas to everybody 12/21/17
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>another year without a gf to feed

Macaubro's great granddaddy was literally an OG exploiting the chinks. fuckin badass

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>no make alliance ever greater hat

Why are Asian girls so creepy looking? It's like they're robots stuck in the uncanny valley.

i just really like the idea of unwrapping her like a present. Making her a proper wife. Its also because its a nice switch from what she usually wears.

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>Big Mac

What kind of sick person thinks that bread is a condiment?

Just a friendly reminder that if you drink alcohol or did any drugs tonight you’re a filthy degenerate

is this supposed to be cute? because its kinda cute, in an offputting sorta way.
i never denied, i live every day knowing i am a filthy degenerate

what about looking at cute girls? Also has TNN been online recently?

I’m a filthy degenerate too. I still gamble. But I don’t drink or do drugs like some dumb nigger

Morning Joe on today??

Some American Nationalist rap OC...

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Actually they're majority Portugal, but that's probably because my father's a Southern hue.

What will everyone's favorite John Oliver bitch about today?

I hope you all have a happy, safe and wonderful new year.

It'll be a recorded episode that they'll pass off as live again

>drink alcohol
This is allowed in Catholicism, apostate protestant

I hope that when the queen dies, right before she declares war on Germany one last time. Or at least restarts the empire

I drink and smoke weed like a dumb nigger because Im incapable of dealing with the pain of my existence without numbing agents
yay he's back. are most of the casinos Portuguese-owned or did they get Mao'd?

y-you too!

Why does he hate white people so much, anyway?

Did he ever say?

It genuinely hurts me inside that wolfgirls aren't real and I will never have a loyal awoo gf.

I mean, fuck, it's current year +3!

>I drink and smoke weed

Next you will be shooting meth and raping babies. Stop raping babies.

Mao'd. Definitely Mao'd. Though take this with a grain of salt since my cousin apparently owns one.

Happy new year my friends. What a great time and a truly treasured honor it has been to know you all.
Let's all do our very best to make this new year even better than the last!

I worked for Tom Cotton's Senate Campaign in 2014. One of the guys I know from there told me that Cotton has ruled out moving up to CIA (if you remember the "news" that Pompeo was going to replace Tillerson at state).

>smoke weed
I'm not going to tell you what to do but marijuana is unironically evil.

I think candy corn pizza is probably fucking awesome. Sweet and savory and delicious.

>inb4 we post that pic that every time we post it we get digits and prove that God is giving us wolfgirls when we die

It's cool in his circle to hate white people
He might have even been brainwashed from a young age

I know I know, its a slippery slope. I'll find the willpower to get clean, one day
plz stay safe fren!

NEW

>President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump at a New Years Eve Ball at Mar-a-Lago.
youtube.com/watch?v=6ozlwtY6P-c

>President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump 'dancing'.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ihdn9suXApc

D A I L Y
R E M I N D E R

At least brainwashing can be broken but is it worth saving Joe? Maybe as a joke to watch him break down

I love that the Secret Service dudes dressed in white tie.

awoo wasn't even close

Why?

mommy

>one off
its for the best, we got up to like 7 or something.
anymore and we would live in a bigger anime then the one we are in with trump

They look very sharp for sure.

It’s ok user. We got your back. Happy new year you degenerate faggot

>one day

Today is as good as any, user.

GODDAMN that's a nice set of tits. Fuck.

It's always worth it to save a life if it's possible and doesn't take too much resources

On an unrelated note, why does this burgerclap catgirl I keep posting always depicted as midly frustrated and annoyed?

>888
nice
cats are always total bitches. cute tho

Imagine the poop this gook took.

it's kind of endearing that she starts by praying to the burgers

thank you for caring guys it means a lot. id love to say I could stop tomorrow but its not gonna happen until I get the rest of my life in order. if I tried to do that and quit cigs, alcohol and weed cold turkey id just relapse back into NEET hermitdom

I bet it was a glorious shit.

Maybe she's just disgusted by your lewd thoughts

I think shes kinda cute but im a yellow fever fag so who knows

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Is smoking okay?
Send me HK cigs please, not enough left

Found the Destiny fanboy

I love these!
You too, handsome

whats so special about HK cigs? what do the gooks put in them?

They're leaded.

I think im going to go eat something rn, warm up some chicken and chill with you friends

no bully pls but what does that mean? they have lead in them?

He's joking about all the times the chinks have been caught using lead based paint in consumer products.

like all good lefties he's a self loathing masochist

the ones in the letters are Marlboro Ice Blast, they're the strongest menthol taste I've ever had. Ones on the sides are Marlboro Double Burst, also good an they have two flavors (you crush the menthol and/or berry crystal to get the taste. Chinese cigs are hit or miss though, Yuxi are good and mild, Chunghwa has a luxury image but tastes chemically as this user said

c-chicken soup right?

Ohhh alright that makes more sense. Chinks do indeed like to cut manufacturing corners.
Interesting, spoken like a connoisseur. Perhaps I will try to acquire some of these foreign cigarettes

Kinoshita Yuka, an oougi eater. Known to be able to consume around 5~7kg of food in one sitting, with some records topping around 10kg.

To hell with their taste. Are they cheap cause they are imported? I can't see anyone buying this for it's 'unique and satisfying chinese flavor' if they are the same price or even more expensive.

His people were cuckholded by westerners for more than two thousands years

S-So I'm not the only degenerate smoker here?

Knowing japan there's a pretty big chance you don't need to use your imagination at all

So is John Oliver the kind of guy that can be deprogrammed?

If he is a "true believer" kind of leftist then it actually may be possible to save that kind of person?

Right?
I think most commies can be saved, except for commies who know what they are saying is bullshit and use their lies like blades. Those kind of people can't be saved.

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Nope

Miss me yet, pathetic drumpftards?

shut your mouth oil prince

no

How's your cell, dopey prince?

>not eating superior frozen chicken tendies

Thank the Maker! It's nice to have frens. Oh and
Forgot to (you) you in my last post. Very impressive, that picture

Serious question, do all ethnic Saudis get massive gibs from oil money?

Worry about sustaining $70 a bbl faggot. Last I heard you're less than 3 years from bankruptcy if you don't.

I thought Macron saved your education from being ruined by LePen? A golden bedroom isn't a cell, silly frog.

Oh, but you do. You replied to my post with your waifu holding a gun, and that is really sad.

Don't disrespect your masters, mutt. Lick my feet like the peasant you are.

You might be able to find them at a duty-free shop in your local airport in US. Obama tried to ban all flavors except menthol (because they're 'marketed towards minorities' kek) but the Ice Blast ones are a possibility. Should also mention that Zhongnanhai brand is good if you're not much of a smoker, it's so light you barely taste/feel it.
No, expensive because it's imported usually. If you download an app called "WeChat" you might be able to find someone selling them in your area (they post pics of cigs) but they could be counterfeit.
Nah fren

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I don't need to worry, I didn't invest in memecoins like you stupid lot did.

good morning /ptg/!

Trump has been compromised.

post display of your wealth, sandnigger, or else I'll disregard you as an imported Nepalese laborer.

stupid frogposter

Morning

Happy New Year Norway

fuck sake. is this the Q larp tripcode or no?

>buffalo style
never cared for that taste, but you should really be cooking some chicken yourself with a spice rub. It's cheaper and healthier for you and only requires a little of your time.

>no joe
Oyasumi /ptg/

>WeChat
that sounds suspiciously like weechat, an irc program primarily used by Sup Forums autists
People/Groups/Companies need to start looking up names in case a similar name is used.

Do you only smoke menthols (or flavored)? I've never had a foreign brand before