What're y'alls new years resolutions for yuge year 2018?

What're y'alls new years resolutions for yuge year 2018?

For 2017 my big 3 were:
Porn/masturbation - cut down by at least 90%
Hit the gym hard - went up to 164 from 144 until I started smoking pot again (since requit) and became a lazy skinny sack of shit
Try to put more natural products in my body - no aluminium in my deodorant, no parabens in my shampoo

For 2018:
Start to include morning cardio (bike/run/swim/row) in addition to weightlifting and sportsplaying
Increase green vegetable intake by over 9000
Read 1 book a month

Share your 2017s and how successful you were and share your 2018 resolutions, anons.

None in 2017: successfully met
None for 2018

Did most of your list, still working on some of it. Good luck, stay focused.

2017:
>get a fucking real job
>get a fucking real job
>get a fucking real job
>get a fucking real job
done
2018:
>get /fit/
>re-enter society
>find a gf
3.

I don't know. Maybe get my GED? I doubt I'm smart enough to acquire one and its too late for me at 37 to start anything, so I'll try to find the simple things in life to enjoy until my death early next decade.

I do know that I won't be able to leave working for walmart. My 13th year working for the company is in april.

Hey at least you get the employee discount! Now be a good goy and spend your paycheck at Walmart

I already buy all my goods there anyways. The discount is a measly 10%. My paycheck I'd effectively being recycled.

Jesus Christ, user. I would tutor you through that shit in a heartbeat.

I thank you for the offer, but please help someone younger and who has a dream in life, unlike your humble correspondent.

found a job
move and settle in
buy ps4
beat persona 5
find a way not to work too hard on the job

that's about it, really.

Nigger, you can't just give up. You're on pol speaking perfectly good English. You pass all that easily. History is lame but all memorization. Algebra is not that bad. I'm a fuck up piece of shit. But i beat the school game. Because it's easy. You hating school isn't the same as you being unable to pass.

Take your dreams back, user. Lots of forgotten people in this world who are infinitely more deserving than the corrupt fucks running it.

>1 book a month

Try reading at least 1 book per week. Mix it up too. Switch genres each week.

Learn to drive and stop masturbating every day.

Leave pol
Learn Japanese

Add another 2 inches to my beer gut and break 250 lbs. Bear mode.

instead of changing my diet in 2017 i changed my lifestyle instead because it was easier not having to think about diet all day, sounds retarded and backwards but worked great for me, only eat sweets and treats on saturdays...

>get bachelors degree
>make money
>fuck bitches
>sex vacation in thailand
>pick up new hobbies(Muhay Thai and Bouldering)
>go more often to the gym

Thats all.

Get out of there, especially if you're miserable there; take that retail experience to anywhere else that'll probably treat you better

t.former Walmart drone now small business store manager

I sit here reading your bitchposts every few weeks. Dude, get off the "woe is me" trip. I'm 26, I used to work at walmart. I barely even got my fucking ged. Now i'm making close to 100k/year because I started taking responsibility for my own fucking actions. Your only enemy is you, kick your own ass faggot.

- End my current relationship
- Move out
- Have at least one group of friends
- Play at least one gig
- Finish my film script
- Finish my t shirt design
- Drop bellow 10% body fat

I have never done NY resolutions, they just seem like false promises and excuses to put off change.

2017 was very successful for me but this is the first time I've made a NY resolution: I need to get in better shape. I'm 32 and 185 lbs now (5'11"). I used to be lean and in good shape but not anymore. I've been having a few job interviews lately and feeling my paints tight on my ass/thighs was not conducive to feeling 100% confident.

2017: not commit suicide
2018: not commit suicide

Doing ok so far.

One down, 364 to go.

Got a gym membership, I'm gonna start going on a regular basis. Once I get myself in better shape, then I'll start looking for a gf.

2017:
>get my shit together socially
>begin college in electrical engineering with scholarships paying for everything
Done
2018:
>Work out and gain muscle mass
>Non cancer white gf