CALEXIT THREAD

CALEXIT THREAD

We don't need California

I really hope you dense motherfuckers do it, it'll be fun watching you tear each other apart in your bread lines while your politicians say "at least it's not drumpf"

President Trump

You asshole, respect the God King of the U.S military.

Why would we give away territory? So the fix of all our problems when something is wrong is to cut the appendage? Go fuck yourselves cucks. 0

How is this "CALEXIT" going to work when a little over 40% of the land in California is owned by the federal government?

We would obviously get it back after everyone learned their lesson.

Californian Spic here

GET ME OUT OF THIS LIBERAL SHITHOLE

i don't know man... Sierra Nevada looks fucking beautifull on pictures

California buys all of it from feds, feds use money to fund current social security recipients and end the program

Just don't sell them water so their whole state burns down. Drive through the state and throw eucalyptus seeds out the window.

Get to the californian border and hit some wedges to the ground. That way you'll seperate it from the USA. Trust me!

Escape from L.A.?

You must be from legal immigrants. They go 50/50 politically. Illegals are pretty much 100% left.

Respect the office, not the man

I was born here, my parents are legal tho. I also hate my race with a passion, so when race war comes I will slaughter Mexicans until I am killed by whitey

Sending California off on its own is more like cutting the last bit of skin holding a fingertip on after a chainsaw has already gone through the bone. Cutting off the entire appendage would be getting rid of everything west of New Mexico.

Please just kick us out and then rescue the few of us who are fucked here. This state is absolutely fucked, I don't think you all really understand how terrible it is. Giving aids on purpose is a misdemeanor, they are allowing up to 90% of pedophiles to come of the registry, sanctuary cities everywhere, they released tons of convicts from the jails and prisons, they passed a bill a few years ago that reduced tons of fairly serious crimes to misdemeanors like stealing certain cars and firearms, you need to do background checks and to get ammo, our taxes are among the highest in the nation and they keep raising them on everything from gas to cigarettes plastic bags, soda. This fucking state is an absolute hell hole

calexit is one of the very best things which would make Merryland much greater

Glad to see you have self awareness, I hope you aren't planning on having children and spreading your sub human genes

If we were to allow a possible succession, it would be a vote by county.

The voting roles would be public and not anonymous.

Everyone who votes to succeed would be considered to have renounced US citizenship and all benefits and protections thereof.
Only cities/counties with a 66%+ vote to succeed would be allowed to succeed.

They would quickly be choked off and none would be allowed back with voting rights, ever. For those who returned after annexation, they would be sterilized and banned from political activism/involvement for life.

I may be the most self aware Mexican ever. No mutt children for me, my genes are probably shitty even by Mexican standards.

Pretty sure the non-coastal counties would throw a fight to stay.

Calexit might be more like pic related.

And even then, Orange, San Luis Obispo, Ventura, San Jaoquin and San Benito might be convinced to fight to stay too. Maybe even Sacramento. Sacramento gets a reputation for being very liberal, but a lot of that is the liberals being voted in in SF/LA being sent to sac for the state government.

we could always uh, you know.... just exterminate the population and retake the land? it's not like there are any americans there, it may as well be an foreign occupied nation state pretending to be part of the rest of the union, california's very existence as it is now is a declaration of war...

just bomb the fuck out of it and shoot anything that crawls out of the rubble

Underrated

California trying to leave would lead to a very quick war where every politician in California that allowed this to happen is thrown in prison.
Depending on who's president, the legislature in California would be stacked with people that would reverse all of the problems that lead to the culmination of CA trying to leave the union.
There would be so much shit cleaned up and so quickly it would be mind blowing. Imagine entire towns sweeped of leftist supporters and either tossed in jail or returned to their home countries. Legal visas, citizenships, etc burned up and millions of mexicans thrown in military prisons as enemy combatants.

It would be the best happening ever.

Forgot to mention San Diego. That could be one that would want to stay to. And if Orange and San Deigo stays then Imperial might be in a weird spot to try and leave being disconnected from the rest of calexit.

>California getting a Radical Trumpublican reconstruction after they surrender immediately to the US Army

Top kek.

Any area with a major military presence (San Diego, Pendleton, etc) would inevitably stay with the union. In fact, they would probably be deployed to handle the... enemy combatants.

How it will work
>Coastal libs call for Calexit
>Federal Navy shipyards and Marine bases are already there, so an invasion already begins the second they declare
>Conservatives in the state are around all the borders and welcome and join Federal forces
>Commence 2 solid weeks of military buttfucking on liberal shitholes
>California is re-annexed to the US with liberal centers destroyed and a mass murder of the people in them
>California becomes the state of Jefferson and becomes the reddest state of the union due to all the dead liberals in the Great Cuckold War of 2018

Please start this soon. How can I help?

Colorado here: gas them all.

PNW user here, ready to march south to deal with secessionist scum at the drop of a hat

>California leaves the Union
>For a brief moment, an economic crisis seems to be looming on the US
>then all is resolved
>"What about a Pacific port?"
>Washington and Oregon get more ports and more money.
>With California's anti-capitalist stance, businesses and corporations leave towards north western US
>Western Canada also gets a nice share with more trading in the region
>All of a sudden, the US no longer needs to worry about supplying water to California
>or food
>or energy
>or the cost of law enforcement
>US no longer needs to worry about LA crime or illegal immigration into California
>Hollywood dies, celebrities try to leave, can't
>California is now fully communist, and build their own iron curtain.
>irony.jpg
>Without that cancerous growth, the US becomes increasingly more anti-socialist
>Free market explodes
>California shrivels up and dies

I'm now totally onboard.

Mason?