In the Soho red light districts of Lonfon there are specialty parlours designed to be very fancy but the only service offered is for a woman to bend over on the table in front of you and brap in your mouth. It is between £78 and £250 for no underwear at the time of brap.
Is this the sign of a healthy country or no? The EU will shut them down and have already expressed disapproval.
>queef in my mouth and feed me your tits like a babby and not even monkey
the complete state of pussy cucks
Why the fuck can't muslims blow these dumping grounds up? They'd actually earn some respect and support, but nope they have to go and attack kids and innocents and the beautiful. Fuck them and fuck these disgusting animals that enjoy being farted on. Sick shits, we really need to bring back flaying.
this is why their teeth are brown
I probably spent about £800 a month having women fart in front of me. I'm proud to say I never paid them to shit on me, but that was probably down to cowardice as opposed to any real objection on my part.
suck brown gas, eat brown haggis, drink warm brown beer, invite brown mudshits to cuck country. the absolute state of the UK
There is literally nothing wrong with visiting these parlours. The women imbibe a different selection of foods for the evening so each lady has a different and distinct scent.
I have been the recipient of some truly aromatic and wonderful farts in these establishments.
You're missing out,
bump
Im concerned about the process. How does one guarantee they will be flatulent for an 8 hour shift?
JFK
suck the brown stanker, forever you're a wanker
I bet they top off with compressed air before walking to your table. That’s what they do in fart porn.
London is the 4th biggest French city and some people happen to like their culture.
suck the brrraaapp; get the strap
>not just getting a fattie from tinder that is kinky and taking her to the curry resturant and getting the extra hot.
do any bonus nuggets ever accidentally pop out?
We don't fucking suck on their arsehole you ignorant fucking yank. They blow it in our faces.
>He is this fucking buttblasted he has not had a literal 10/10 beauty fart in their faces.
are you making this thread with every country?
What the fuck is this meme?
I like it.
>there's a thread about this for Croatians too
What are you sliding shlomo
you realize that fart gas is actually microscopic fecal particles, and that you are actively ingesting small portions of poop? Maybe your teeth are all brown because they are acting as a type of filtration system?
I once got drunk and was down on money and trans escort did this for me in exchange for 40 pounds
inhale the brown; stain the crown
studies show that sucking fart gas in UK is a gateway drug to allowing all sorts of brown things into their various cavities.
Shriek, Wail, Der Gassem Chambers R back, this time it VILL B 60 gazillion dead Juden, send shekels NOW!
>Gail Forse
>Cat Fife
>Liza Breezer
I would gladly spend money to go to one of these brap parlours.
Brownian motion - The intellectual's fetish.
what the fuck is this new trend what the fuck are this Fart Parlours? fuck you explain cunts
>I have been the recipient of some truly aromatic and wonderful farts in these establishments.
I bet you have.