2018 GOALS THREAD

/sig/ too I guess.
Happy New Years anons!
What are your personal, professional, and/or Sup Forums related goals for the year of our Lord two thousand and eighteen?
I'll go first:

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Goals:
>get a promotion, or a better job
>get a gf
>free myself of jewish addictions (tv, pron, caffine, etc.)
>fill the gaping hole in my soul
What about you guys?

same really

How is caffeine Jewish? It's cheap as shit if you just buy pills rather than Starcucks.

The fuck do I know, I have no idea what I want from my life. I want to change my job for something less stressful. I kinda want a gf but I also like the peace and quiet and freedom of being single and doing whatever the fuck I want. I'm clueless.

Keep getting promotions and raises (I’ve gotten good at it). Host some baller parties. Buy a Range Rover with muh crypto currency profits.

> Find husband
> Get married
> Have child
> Be a better Catholic
> Raise my children right

get off caffeine and alcohol (again)

spend less time on the computer :D

kill myself

Don't do it user. There's so much to live for. We have to take our future back.

Get on some anti-anxiety meds and try to fix my life

Someone else finds this pic wrong?
Just something about this dude says he's a domestic violence pro and the woman not looking into the camera and hiding her eyes just helps the impression.
Maybe it's just cause he looks slavic, I dunno

Do it user. Sup Forumsacks will tell you its a scam but those meds got me through college.

The past is dead user and it's not going to come back. It's probably for the better in the end.

My goals are
>develop more muscle
>study mathematics on my own time in order to do good on the subject for school (I'm terrible at calculus)
>stop watching (((porn)))
>stop being a faggot
>study more languages
>try to get back into drawing (used to be good, but haven't done any drawing for years)
>study the bible via analyzing the original languages used throughout scripture
>start my own business

1. Finish personal catalogue of touhou related art such as songs, voice dramas, MMDs, and 2D animations. (Static website)
2. Finish building fully functional copy of phpBB template but in Ruby on Rails
3. Get started on personal catalogue of doujinshi artists and a list of their works and detailed description of what they do, including tags. Something like danbooru, but less of a cluterfuck.
(Rails or Elixir) .
4. Find better job. Current job is not in-line with where I want my career to go. (pencil pusher, would rather be a web developer)

Optional: Find a meaningful relationship (Turning 25, still kissless virgin)

make money, lots of it, in the most efficient and intelligent way possible.
potential wife, home and everything else comes later.

i thought i was being the smart one dropping out of society with all its ills until visiting my brother on christmas day. he is 3 years older than me (28) and has 3 kids, both he and his wife have good jobs they enjoy and have provided the beginnings of something great for their 3 kids.
over that same time period ive put about 2,000 hours into csgo and 1,000 into gmod. i have a cs degree yet have never used it to open any doors, all ive done is random freelance work, enough to keep the rent paid.

ive changed now though, the new year started on the 26th of december for me.
good luck all

Nah, is this you?

m'lady...

>graduate with a first
>learn 2 drive
>1/2/3/4 lifts
>get jerb (I think I have already, formalised by interview in Feb)
>maybe do some [spoiler]wrpg/jrpg lets plays and livestreams[/spoiler]

We can have a whole bunch of Sup Forums kids together
Are you white, hot and smart?

>fill the gaping hole in my ass
that's on my list too

It can get addicting if it's used in high quantities and frequently. We all know someone that needs more than a few cups of coffee to wake up, and then a few more just to start their day.

Basically it makes adenosine receptors less sensitive (less receptor sites) and it'll just ruin your mood along with being dependent on it just to stay awake.

>obligatory tits or gtfo

>quad dubbs
The kekkery is stronk in this post.

Maybe this will help so eventually you'll wean yourself off the meds when you unfuck things later. Dr. Joe is definitely right with the chemical imbalance side of depression. Try it out.
soundcloud.com/dr-joe-esposito/live-12-17-17-depression-decoded

same

Those digits....
Kek is giving you a sign you can’t ignore. Get yer shit together bruh

>significant side business revenue
>quit fappning and smoking if i can help it
>more consistent lifting

Am currently moving into a nice new house
Got a new job before Christmas making double
Putting a food chart on the fridge to eat healthy, real nice kitchen in new house should be easy
No alcohol
Started 100 daily pushups yesterday cos I'm about 20kg overweight.
Got some big ticket items for my wood workshop I'm setting up in the spacious garage and intend to replace all my furniture with homemade over 2018.

Get your wife’s bull’s big black cock outta yer mouth you faggot.

I got promoted to the position I've always wanted just after Thanksgiving.

>get job
>get financially stable with nice little nest egg
>get fit
>get laid
>get even

After my own heart

>stop shit posting on forums
>Work my ass off this year instead

I just took a promotion to a better sales territory. Last year I made $140k on a $100k target comp. New target comp is $200k, but could feasibly make $1mm. I need to buckle down and chase that million instead of being complacent at $200k. This year could set my four kids up for life.

Stop masturbating/using pornography
Lose weight
Start dating again
Get full custody of my son
Go to church
No particular order aside from things on top making it easier to do things oh bottom

Just do what all you britbongs do and flee here.

my only goal is to impregnate all my little borthers girlfriend's and wives and also my sisters, because they're taking too long to produce white babies

Lmao family reunions are gonna be me, my wife, my brothers and sisters, and 40 other little mes. feels fucking great man

That garage is sexy as fuck man. A goal of mine is to build myself a nice woodworking garage in muh backyard. I love woodworking and working on my own cars.

Get my wife's son a car so he'll love me like his imprisoned father
Get a job outsude of retail
Get hair plugs (bald at 27)
Talk to my wife about speaking to other men online

sadly that pic is just from the internet
Here's my real garage at the house I'm leaving.
There was 2 of us with combined tools so now we're parting ways we need to fill the gaps the other persons tools filled in.
My flatmate had all the bigger things, Mitre Saw, tablesaw etc while I had more finite things, routing table, laminate trimmer, pocket screw, square clamps etc
I love woodworking and I only work on my cars/bikes because I have the tools and I don't want to pay someone to do it.
It's nice to fix it myself but my bike has been doing my head in a bit trying to narrow down the cause of problems

That pic is very motivational to me. It's like a perfect representation of how a mans life should look at certain age.

youtube.com/watch?v=aVevvbFNKiY

Get a stable job and start earning my war into my photojournalism career. My dream is to interview that US senator redpilling everyone about the Ayy Lmaos.

Finally killing myself.
Maybe make a database first off all the books and info I can.
I read something on a chalkboard in my dream last night, it said:-the repeal of net neutrality was the work of those that would see your history rewrote, save as many books as possible for later people-
Kind of odd that I read that perfectly in a dream.

I want to be a cute trap with a feminine penis

work hard, study hard, get fit, do 2 or 3 jobs at once every week, do it all for asian girls. Asian women i will grind for them like a slave. I love you asian girls.

White Roasties BTFO

Seems like a shallow existence to me.

>get back into shape/drop 50 lbs
>buy a house
>stop drinking
>fuck at least one qt

Big League goals but all of them except quitting the sauce are realistic.

>trad woman
>single
But that's not possible user.

Goals:
>Graduate (Masters degree in Electrical Engineering)
>get a job
>get rid of (((porn)))
>work towards retiring in 5 years

quitting the sauce will make you drop those 50lbs Wayyyy faster

>i thought i was being the smart one dropping out of society with all its ills until visiting my brother on christmas day. he is 3 years older than me (28) and has 3 kids, both he and his wife have good jobs they enjoy and have provided the beginnings of something great for their 3 kids.
Do you think he thinks the same about your lifestyle? Grass is always greener on the other side after all.

>get out from High School well
>get a GF
>enter Uni and find my way
>hope Original Fascism spreads among the youth

HNNNG

You are now reminded.

Still, HNNNG

Is that an IBM T221 in the background?!

Nice bait. 5/10

Can confirm. It becomes a pick me up that is soon carrying you, there is no escape from it.

The withdraw i get coming off coffee and monsters for my job is brutal.

Higher quality OP title photo.

Nah that's a Panasonic TV

>fill the gaping hole in my soul
Have you tried Christ?

I know. I'm going to give it an honest try.

I already don't watch porn, don't fap and exercise regurarly.

I don't know what the fuck to do to finally be happy. I'd get a gf if I knew a girl I liked.

Dont believe in cucked myths

Start reading

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see

>checked
The most effective means I've seen people wean themselves off of caffeine is actually a small series of changes.

The withdrawal symptoms of caffeine will still have to be dealt with. It takes time for the body to sensitize and get receptors and biochemical process back to normal. Your feedback loops are burnt out and depleted.

Let's start.

Fiber - fiber is indigestible and slows energy release in foods. The saying an apple a day keeps the doctor away isn't just an earworm. Apples are full of fiber and slows sugar intake that they're full of anyways so you don't energy crash. Also pushes out anything going toxic in your gut.

Water - caffeine makes you piss nearly as hard as alcohol. Your body will dehydrate you to a very significant degree to flush it out. For every cup of coffee get ready to follow it up with a cups of water. You will piss like you've been quantum entangled with a fire hydrant but deal with it. Your mood and health will noticeably improve in as little as a week.

Sleep - No light, period, especially blue light. Buy blackout curtains if you must (or thick felt by the yard if you're poorfag). This will help spike your serotonin, melatonin, and GABA levels if you weren't diligent about that. Prepare to have some weird dreams, your noggin is going to go on overdrive on everything it couldn't consolidate to memory in the past. Also, find out exactly how you like to sleep. If you need to make a pillow fort, do that. If you sleep best in socks, do that too. Your rest is tantamount compared to any quirks you may have sleeping.

Those three are just starters and work surprisingly well. Good luck kicking the habit.

yeah, we're on good terms. But I do have a tendency to forget the eternal and stress about the present.

Pretty much summed up my existence at age 25 there

I already read.

>tfw to intelligent to be christian

>took a closer look
>aww
Noted. Still, nice setup. I'm stuck in a college dorm building up a tool collection. I can only wish to have that kind of space.

You'll get to where you want though. You're a lot closer than you think you are.

It's not an uncommon problem. I have the same issue. Got to read more Bible this year.

we've talked about it before, he has said in the past theres aspects of my fairly sedentary lifestyle he misses but he was only being half serious about it, theres certainly no envy there. it may be real if they were having financial issues and were working round the clock killing themselves on minimum wage with little reward but theyre pretty well off and seem to be doing the family life right.

both him and his wife are engineers, brother works for an industrial shipping firm building and designing ships, his wife teaches part time at a local college now theres 3 kids but she used to build radar stations or something out of college. they have a huge home, a truck, a car, a boat, stacks of cash etc.
giving up the semi-neet life on the sofa for a low income or high stress environment would be stupid but giving it up for something much better than that is worth it. before this past christmas id just never seen it with my own eyes

>Get full custody of my son

Being a single parent fucking sucks dude. Think twice.

Nah it won't take long at all when I go back to work in a couple weeks.
Should have around $600 a week disposable that I'll spend on tools for a month or so and I'll be done.
I bought myself picrelated for Christmas since there was no family this year

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"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools"

>Get a raise
>Engage in more social activites, maybe take salsa lessons
>Accept my hairloss and just shave
>Get my own place or try to migrate to an anglo country for a year
>Start doing mindfulness
>Watch my diet

We are all going to make it!

Have fun with /diy/. Don't be sex robot guy though, okay? I think he's ded now.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNI

Look up (((Howard Schultz)))

I figure a lot of us are around this age and have the same problems.

NO RACEMIXING!

Agreed, I'm not even a big believer in dominance hierarchy stuff but the first thing I thought when I saw that pic was 'alpha.'

None of us are going to make it.

>both him and his wife are engineers, brother works for an industrial shipping firm building and designing ships, his wife teaches part time at a local college now theres 3 kids but she used to build radar stations or something out of college. they have a huge home, a truck, a car, a boat, stacks of cash etc.
Man he sure is living the life!! Well done to him.

Finish my patent for sentient robots.

Learn French, Find a Place to learn Fencing/swordfighting, Play More D&D, Work on my garden and Finally Look Into going back to school.

Jesus is for degenerate people who need reassurance in their lives user.

>2. Finish building fully functional copy of phpBB template but in ruby on rails.

For what purpose.

Trying my best to not sniff heroine anymore.

One day at a time

Graduated top of class in Secondary school

No

Should you be sincere, I'm quite pleased to hear this.

I don't believe you are in any position to judge on traditional behaviour, at least given the current state of affairs.

>no
Worth a shot. Gotta live up to what's expected of a Sup Forumsack after all.

Holy fuck I just sliced my finger off with all this edge

It may be expected here but I still won't do it

Nofap 100 days+

I'm about 85% certain you're a male larper but on the off chance that you aren't good luck in your search.

All of us are fucked up and do fucked up shit, Jesus is for the people can admit it.
Unless you were raised going to church, in which case you're probably religious but not spiritual.

Either way good luck out there.

>>sliding compound miter saw BEFORE a table saw
oh, pliss doonat doodat, ser.