If you were a cute loli, what would you do all day?

If you were a cute loli, what would you do all day?

Find other cute lolis and do lewd things to them.

Masturbate.

collect classic rock CDs

post pictures of me and my friends on the internet to try and get nasty men arrested

Accomplish all the things I'm unable to do as an ugly obese woman giraffe.

Do this on a live cam website to make some sweet money.

lolis are not for sexual so I would do cute loli things

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I would find the fountain of youth so I could stay a loli forever

>being paid to masturbate
I really wish I was a cute and sexy loli.

Meet other Sup Forumsnons in real life and let them fuck me, I would be a huge slut.

Find cute shotas and give them cooties. Also tease their benises

Sit on a cute user's face with my tight loli bum.

Prostitution.

Seducing old mens.

i would wait ten years then finger myself.

/thread

Get a childhood friend and be devoted to him and only him as we grow up, become adults, and marry.

Albeit sex with older men for money does sound enticing.

take yens from old mens

Tou left out the part where he actually falls for the adventurous, rough and tumble new girl and completely ignores you, seeing you as 'Just a friend'

I shall hunt down all the lolicons to extinction. Assemble all the elite loli predators and we'd have fun tea parties every day.

Fucking sluts all of you.

I'd probably play outside, explore woods and do the sort of fun stuff I did when I was a wee lad.

Honestly, I view the perk of being a kid again as far more valuable than being a girl.
I wouldn't have to worry about all the shit I have to as an adult.

Though, being a little girl would probably allow one to get a bit more leeway and easier social life in general I'd guess.

>implying you wouldn't get childhood friendzoned

Wouldn't the Loli predators be the pedos? Are you assembling sone sort of loli rape squad?

tell random anons to get into the van.

Look for a 20 year old guy to "babysit" me, play games sitting on his lap and slowly tempt him to fuck me. After he is done blackmail him to be my sex slave or ill throw him in jail.

Id seriously do this.

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You would end up being slave of the dick after the first fucking

Have fun prancing around in cute dresses and kissing all the silly boys.

>lolicon rape squad
Yes, we'll conquer the world.

Fantasize about doing lewd things, but be too shy/scared to actually do them. Instead, just go about my days enjoying time with school friends, probably.

Once I grow a bit, get involved in Enjo Kousai and get manipulated/pressured into using that as a springboard into full-blown slut activities.

Assemble all the loli anons, get a van, classic rock vinyls and beer.
You know the rest.

A combination of these.

Sounds gay. If I was a loli and my mind was intact, I'd only be interested in other lolis.

I want a loli to do this to me.

Dream about being cute shota.
Same thing I do now basically

I like this thread very much

post funny froge on internet

Be the opposite of what I'm now. In other words, be happy

I'd use my cuteness as a weapon to conquer the world. Then probably enslave them all and let the other cute lolis live above all. I'd enslave Mars too if possible.

>having a female body and not tasting the cock

What a waste

Shirou

Find a teenage girl and make her lust for me

Yuzumori-san is going places

Oh god not Fate again

Kill me before I have to view more of these

Please

W-what do you mean?

Exactly

Not at all if you get to play doctor with other lolis.

>Implying Onii-chan isn't too stupid to accidentally deflect all of your advances

Post spidey memes on Sup Forums. Also dubs get

>After he is done blackmail him to be my sex slave
Why would you need to blackmail him?

Kys

Is better if he scared, i can push him to fuck me in risky situations.

To make him go beyond rage point and get furiously raped by a guy that doesnt give a fuck anymore.

I'd find a boy who looks like this and get him to be my slave.

That face will still give me nightmares.

Mastur-

Slut.

Play MTG while wearing a cosplay of Chandra

>Kys
Go back.

Get our you underage nigger.

Just watch

Get pounded by my Oniichan.

Watch Oni-chan and Onee-chan play that fun looking wrestling game. Maybe they'll let me play too!

Suck dicks, no homo.

Kiss what?

Seduce old men and virgins into giving me free shit.

Easy modo.

For some reason this is actually tempting.

Trick and blackmail pedos.

Lolis are not for slutting

At least wait until you're a highschool girl

Sleep in my coffin

Play online games all day and tease all the horny NEETs in voice chat.

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What?

Do you mean I'm the only loli posting here?

Sup Forums would be an evil slutty loli from doujinshi
Shame on all of you

Have sex with old, fat, smelly, faceless men of course.

The kind that gets away with it, or the type that gets way in over her head and wakes up in a back alley, covered in cum and piss?

i would trick anons to show me their dicks and then laugh at how small they are.

You're all too cheeky and dumb, rape is inevitable

It's not like you can't do that now if you truly want to.

i would spend my free time playing in the country side

Well, I'm fine with that because it's basically my fetish. I worry for some of the other anons here though.

hm hm hm

Continue to make youtube videos, but be way more successful because of the novelty of a little girl making videos about grand strategy games and making bad jokes.

it would be far easier if a was a cute teasing loli

Link channel so we can laugh at your videos

Nah, don't really feel like it, I only do that in significantly worse boards.

Probably still just go to work, gotta make my money somehow.

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I shall enroll in a prestigious all-girls academy.
Where I shall use my adult experience to manipulate their budding curiosity to acquire a massive harem of lolis. After conquering the school I shall be crowned "Queen of the Loli Lesbians"!

Each year I will acquire fresh lolis from among the first years, train them, and give them away at the end of the year as gifts to my loyal supporters. Just in time to start the cycle all over again.

It will be glorious!

Become addicted to exhibitionism. I'd go outside naked every day and masturbate furiously in public places.

The same as usual: music, vidya, anime, keep up with neat science news and other interests.

>adult experience
>Sup Forumsnon

Hanako is a cute yummy loli

Is there anything a loli couldn't get away with irl, excluding murder?

DISGUSTING

everyone in this thread is a degenerate, pathetic fucking loser

holy shit

(You)
Indeed, everyone ITT is.

>he things he's not a degenerate, pathetic fucking loser
The lack of self awareness is sad.