Do you want a slice of my burger?

Do you want a slice of my burger?

Japs don't really do this, do they?

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I do it I don't like getting my hands dirty

You don't feel as protective of your knife?

you've never ordered an American Burger

8 patties are the minimum allowed

you're gonna need a fork

The idea is to savor your burger (ideally by slicing small pieces). Not everyone swallows entire chunks at a time, American-san.

look at this shitty food
americucks don't know how to cook

Are you also a homosexual?

>Not being able to fit that in your mouth.

How the fuck are you going to get your hands dirty holding a bun? You filthy degenerate.

Don't be too be jealous of our natural culinary skills.

Everything is dirty

I'm dirty

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ew it's gross

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When the burg is juicy as fuck.

Some burgers are stacked with shit and the sauce leaks out or they're fawkin joocy and leak all over like an A&W burger

churrasco > burg

You put that burger back together and eat it the way God intended or you're getting a third nuke.

Stop eating at burger king and order a burger with no toppings but all the sauces.
You put your fingers on THE BUN.

At that point, you might as well just eat out your girlfriend and call it a meal.

I've seen dog shit that has looked more appetizing than that pile of vomit.

I shall travel back in time and kill both the Earl of Sandwich and the entire city of Hamburg Germany

NOBODY IS GETTING BURGERS!

because the proper name for a hamburger is a

"hamburg steak sandwich"

>eating grabloid meat

don't worry user, i like churrascos too

It's just going to get named something different.

Disgusting
Egg burgers don't need any damn vegetables

Shoarma>>> churasco > burger

Mr pitt why do you eat your snickers bar with a knife and fork?

I prefer Burgs, but Churrascos are great, specially with caramelized onions and a egg

Am i weird for using fork and knife to eat a burger? Some are pretty big where i live and i really hate getting my hands dirty

Onions and pickles are a staple of any sandwich, not just burgers, plebeian.

You people have no goddamn taste buds, do you?

Toppings are just used to mask the quality of shitty meat. Good meat doesn't require toppings.

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I do it, since I eat burgers at reputable gourmet restaurants and not at the local pig's shed for minorities on welfare.

That is horrific

Dude, Shoarma are really good, but that depends of who's making them.

Post more food, please.

>Red onion

gross desu

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Arcueid is a miracle of the universe, I will never forgive Type-Moon for cash cowing mobile games and forgetting about her.

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Why do people think this type of bun is good for burgers?

Okay, that one actually looks delicious; it's like a shish kabob on a bun. I love grilled pork and cherry tomatoes, especially together.

See if you can spot everything wrong with this burger.

You should be able to list at least eight glaring issues.

>not doing surgery on your burgers

Fuck that's not even medium rare
ugh

This is pretty normal in Japan.

Every bun is good, but i prefer making my own bread

>in Japan
>post Korean manga

What is sasuke doing to that burger?

1. too tall, how the fuck are you actually supposed to eat it (there isn't even a toothpick to hold it together)
2. barbecue sauce, what the fuck
3. no sign of actual appropriate condiments e.g. ketchup, mustard, mayo
4. bun is too chewy
5. patty is too thick; there's no way that could cook well
6. sauteed RED onions
7. tomato underneath cheese, will slide around
8. sliced beets (this almost has to be a joke at this point)

How did someone assemble that burger and think "Yeah, this will taste good"?
Let alone think it was worth taking a photo of?

Without his parents there's no one that would tell him to eat his vegetables.

It's Australia, forgive them

I'm a rare man myself, but I could give blue rare a try

>8. sliced beets (this almost has to be a joke at this point)
Beets is what makes it Australian.
Don't ask me why, I never eat them even as an Australian.

>Pink
Gross

Erabe

Wrong.

why is it upside down?

baconburg best girl

bacon chan is a dumb genki with a fang, so she's automatically gonna be overrated as fuck, just like the real bacon burger.

I'll go with the dependable classic, the cheeseburger.

I'm in Canada and I see people do this all the time.

My shitty island-state is starting our annual month-long burger festival tomorrow. 90% of them will be mandatory knife and fork.

All quality burgs are messy as fuck.

This, there's a reason why Japs saw Americans and Europeans as barbarians. Eating with your bare hands? Fucking disgusting.

Its street food not fine dining you little bitchboy.

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

RIP Carl's Jr star and sexy ads.

i love how ja/ck/ is now spreading

i love j/a/ck desu

What happened?

>raw grounded patty
O god, who the fuck want to eat that?

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They're stopping the sexy ads and taking the face off the star.

I like blue steak, but burg is a different beast.
please cook your burgers to at least medium rare.

what the fuck

Turns out the CEO was the only one keeping them going and now that he's gone everyone else wants to stop doing them.

Personally I put BBQ sauce on all of my fast food and homemade ones too, including hot dogs

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>There are people who enjoy rare meat
Enjoy your E-coli

God where can I get a burger like this.

You know that immune systems get stronger the more you push it, right? People who eat rarer meat and keep slightly messier homes are actually more resistant to disease and less likely to get allergies. Enjoy your pox the first time you step out of your plastic bubble.

Why not, Trump does

Does anyone have the vomiting girl reaction image??

Apparently you failed, or we're in the best future.

Here, have some Durian sushi

nigga just make it at home
Do you not know how to fry an egg sunny side up or pick out quality vegetables at the grocery store?
The only thing that's remotely custom would be the bun, the mayo-based sauce on the bottom, and that thicc ass patty

Does anyone have the vomiting girl reaction image?

I'd tell you to get out of /jp/ but we're already out

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If you could cut it into seventeen pieces that would be great senpai.

If I ever eat something like this I'm going to feel sick for a couple of hours, jesus fuck that's oily.

But Ignis and Gladio are there

hnggggggg

Depends on the burger, fast food burgers I'll just eat with my hands. If I'm at a restaurant with good, gourmet burgers or if it's got pulled meat of some kind in it I'll use a knife and fork as it's easier and less messy.