/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MAGA EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Vid: Important moments for Pres Trump in 2017 1/1/18
youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in DC 1/1/18
youtu.be/mi2oVgaxj1k (JBA)
youtu.be/nJWe8Z-Dazs (WH)
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron depart Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/QJzqogKcBUc
>Pres Trump NYE Speech @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/6qIvEvf1MnQ
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/Ihdn9suXApc
>Pres Trump New Year statement 12/31/17
youtu.be/BRWLN_Hxo8Y
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #44 12/30/17
youtu.be/jyQ7oRtpNGQ
>This Year @State 12/29/17
youtu.be/5SRw5UEtKT4
>Pres Trump golfing w/Coast Guard members 12/29/17
youtu.be/W3tyPMLviPs
youtu.be/eAf6oKszXUM
>Pres Trump speaks to firefighters in FL 12/27/17
youtu.be/n_tLJVa6byA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania 2017 Christmas Message 12/25/17
youtu.be/2m2HLU5uVwg
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Midnight Mass 12/24/17
youtu.be/49uSSHedTNI
youtu.be/Xl4rDTnOwdY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania taking kids calls to NORAD 12/24/17
youtu.be/59yWucSYhO0
>Pres Trump Christmas Eve messages to the troops 12/24/17
youtu.be/pM4Ozj0Zi6w
>THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 12/22/17
youtu.be/h6vf1YEUwOY
>Pres Trump motorcade en route to Mar-A-Lago 12/22/17
youtu.be/W4fOSSfz2YE
youtu.be/svh6_8K6R7I

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MAGA

Why is Donald Drumpf so RACIST?

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New baker needed

OP is gone

There is no baker baking

>Lefties didn't even notice that a literal murderer campaigned for Trump
>stomped a man to death
>shot a man to death

What did Barron mean by this?

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How did /ptg/'s NYE go?

>drank champagne with friends and smoked some cigars

Post doggos and cattos for Trump ig

Remember to clip your cat's claws or you will end up like this loser.

desu the niggers fucking with don king probably had it coming. we all know how they are like. sometimes you just got to peel a cap in a nigga's dome piece nah mean?

>Just got my survival knife sharp enough where it can shave
>Now I don't want to use it

There has got to be a better way to sharpen knives.
What do you guys use?
I just use one of those hand carbide-course/ceramic-fine sharpeners then use my leather belt to align the ridge.

>talk with a gt on Tinder for days
>in the end she doesn't want to date due to age difference, she's 18...

Would it have been weird anyways?

Popular black male celebrity, can't anger their pets

Lit off bottle rockets on the 30th, got buzzed and shitposted on NYE.

>Thread is almost over.
>Have to save my best memes till the next one.

He also had the pawn stars and boss nigger's endorsements.

> mfw the Iranian protest amount to nothing and it turns out /SG/ was bitching for no reason again

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Let me guess, none of those "all-round" solutions actually include removing members of said African gangs?

It was there but it has been removed. Google has already picked up the change and bing / duck duck go will too soon.

Archive the search results pages

How about don't piss off your cat?

I went out the sticks and had some fireworks

no. its fine. you probably spilled a little bit of spegetts.

Someone tell me who invented Awoo?

My screencap will suffice.

Looks like there's a soyboy projecting his insecurities on this thread of all places. Regardless, its those wonderful hours in the night, full moon edition.

Nah, we're still talking...
Its weird

Shit's over already? Rundown?

thanks bby, try to use them as reaction pics

wolfgirls are ancient user. but check out the wolf mother of rome.

Yeah, declawing is cruel.
Talk about irresponsible ownership. Poor things are never the same after that.

Glad they never hit menopause

I archived the duckduckgo search results

archive.is/y2K06

I went to Brit's Pub in Minneapolis while I was staying there for a conference. Was a nice place, but the city isn't my preferred home. I prefer the rural lifestyle with a more open landscape.

>being scared of your pets

I know Canadians are polite but c'mon

>/SG/
It's just /sg/, you have never capitalized it and everyone knows that. It doesn't pertain specifically to them, that is generally a thing everywhere on the chins.

I will!

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what does this mean anons? i'm stupid and can't computer at all...

Jun'ya Ōta?

everyone was crying about ousting cia installed mullahs?

Went to a shrine. It was pretty comfy.

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Thanks

its the search engine filling in with predictions so you click on it, like related results or something

No, /sg/ just want a reason to restart their "rivalry" with us, which is always a cringefest.

Bundos?

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my eyeballs hurt from comfyposting all day but i have to keep the fire up because the heater is broken and my family will freeze if i dont.
Its only 20 out, but my moms toes will freeze

See
Is there any older archives of the .gov page that still have the word pedogate?

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god is our baker tonight. bless.

>OMG I GOT A NINTENDO SWITCH
>I'll play after I post "awoo" 500 times with that furry anime wolf gurl momji
>okay thats done but i wont play yet I need to dump some anime images because im asshurt
>okay let me just watch some anime first, its all SO CUTE teehee
>now after I have an estrogen shower using my moms piss Ill play
>okay time to play!!
a day in the life of a soyboy from reddit

It's getting late, I'm off to bed.
Nighty night, and sleep snug, smugs.

watched this with my mom for some reason. I should hit up /aco/ for good lewds of her, animation of the faces was weird. SPent most of the night explaining the lead up to the revolution to her. Shes not good at learning. The Great War was a great help tho, checkem on jewtube

die in your sleep please

>hating awoo posters
Fuck off newfag.

>Just found out breakfast bars I like to eat before working out contain soy
Just fuck my life up senpai

>le soyboy

Stop it.
Just stop it.
It isn't funny and forced memes, like your nazi frogs and anime wolf girls, are fucking cancer

>struck nerve over a 2D image
I won't die since I'm not a soyboy like you.

you are trying too hard.
awoo has been posted for longer than you have been on Sup Forums

Wouldnt oogling BEEG AMERICAN TIDDIES raise your testoerone levels as a response to mammry glands, inciting you to be better at fucking her at a molecular level, or is that just me?

hits too close to home, doesn't it?

>Talking with a girl for more than a week and not seeing her in person or talking about meeting/having dinner/etc.

Enjoy your penpal.

Longer than he has been alive most likely

WHY ISNT ANIME REAL YET

>reminded that once upon a time red lobster had endless shrimp

Please ctrl+f these archives for pedogate

archive.fo/4Fk9U
archive.fo/rvzp9
archive.fo/IQQBW

Its your natural testosterone levels boosting as a result of physical attraction to the opposite sex, its been that way since the prehistoric age.
Nighty night!

thx, I will! Because the conversation is actually interesting for once

What is a good japanese city to visit for cherry blossoms?
I am going this year, but I just need to know when that happens.

>liking literal cancer
I know you ARE an awoo poster
so lets look at this pic and see what awoo posters look like in real life shall we?

Keep them inside and they don't need claws. Better they live without claws than I live without ears. And if you let them outside, that's what traps, poison, and air rifles are for. Fuck cats.

just keep flirting with her. plant the seeds of suggestion in her mind that she wants to get naked and snuggle with you.

Fucking retard

nice. Sometimes just having a girl to talk to is great.
Especially if they seem interested and get upset if you don't talk to them for a day.
Those situations are nice for some reason.

You need your ears like cats need claws. Buy a scratch post or don't own one poorfag.

his gf is the one taking the pic

Trump is anime main girl, makes firneds of emeny. We are in an aimen now, your big tiddie gf is out there, you just gotta get her.
I want to see iowa in a longsleevs shitrt or sweater, dressed like 1800s iowa or asomething. or at least 1912. Its super sexy and might be sexier than her normal clothes
maybe not a corset, those arent nice

>Please keep your skepticism cranked up to eleven on this Iran stuff, dear reader, and be very loudly vocal about it. My Trump-supporting readers especially, I implore you to think critically about all this and look closely at the similarities between the anti-Iran agenda and the other interventions I know you oppose. Together we can kill this narrative and spare ourselves another senseless middle eastern bloodbath.

ronpaulinstitute.org/archives/featured-articles/2018/january/01/us-empire-is-running-the-same-script-with-iran-that-it-ran-with-libya-syria

And you autistic losers make fun of "soyboys"

Pedotards git out

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>I don't like X
>Show a picture of unattractive person engaging in X

Why do people think this is a valid for of argument?

And what is wrong with
this guy?
You can't even tell if he is unattractive or not.
Just some dude in a shirt, I don't get it.

Why would I buy a scratch post and hope that lil kitty doesn't destroy anything else, or get angry and attack me for no reason, when I can just pay once to have it's claws removed? Fuck you, fuck cats, kill every stray you find, deus vult.

I don't make fun of soyboys user. bullying is wrong.

I'll keep trying that too lol
>Especially if they seem interested and get upset if you don't talk to them for a day.
That's whats happening, I'm still not convinced she doesn't actually want to date

Ron Paul is a useful idiot for America's enemies.

Rand is a lot more reasonable.

I don't use the word soyboy.
I'd use "faggy guys" or "Nancy boys" in real life and on Sup Forums I would most likely use "nu-male".

Only SJW and that one anti-anime leaf uses "soyboy"

Hes not wrong. At least make McCain die warless and alone

He's right

LE AMERIGAN EMPIRE!!!!

He's not wrong desu. This whole thing screams of (((CIA))) shenanigans.

>That's whats happening, I'm still not convinced she doesn't actually want to date
awww well that is sweet user.

How much of the conversation is you expressing your own thoughts and her reacting to it

versus how much does she express her thoughts/convey information and you reacting to it?

>asshurt awoo posters
topkek, you're programmed brainless drones
your endless spamming of "awoo" could fucking literally be viewed as retardation
by the way faggots, the whole awoo thing started in /ptg/ because of bots

Neck yourself you fucking loser
>faggy guys" or "Nancy boys
Bet that makes you feel like a real man, huh?
Nice projection pillow biter

Powerful

Deep

More her conveying info and me reacting, but that's mainly because I have less to say about anything in general.

SEETHING