HAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHA!

So, you want to get this medal, huh?

Well, you are going to have to tell me what EVIL deeds you did today, user.

i torrented anime then didnt seed

I masturbated to Satanichia and she's a minor. That's pretty evil right?

Non-consensual handholding.

I streamed your show.

Premarital sex with Satania!

Jerked off to scanned doujins for free.

...

I posted in that poll thread instead of reporting it.

Suicidal thoughts
Starvation

I got an issue in my techsupport mailbox 20 minutes before the end of the day, and I left it there. He'll have to wait until Monday for me to help him!

Thoughts about bullying and killing Satania.

I said god damn it when I dropped my sandwich on the floor, and only did two hours of self-flagellation to atone for it!

...

I made a date plan and gave a young couple tickets to an amusement park and made them pay for it with a thank you.

How about I just show you instead, hm?

I did not say hi when I entered a chat room.

I posted so much satania in abother chan that I got banned.

I fapped to loli and ate my cum

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I'm gonna go see the Ghost in the Shell movie with friends in an hour

I streamed some anime on crunchyroll

I made an off-topic post on /tg/!

YOU TERRIBLE MONSTER

I made a positive review of live action GiTS in metacritic.

I sat on a melon pan.

I masturbated to 3DPD.

1. I played over 40 shadow games with people
2. Mind crushed 2 people (fuck you kaiba)
3. Laughed at people being burned in a maze of fire
Do i get my medal?

Excuse me make that 3 mind crushes
Get fucked OP

I actually want to breed with a retard.

I woke up at 11 and arrived at my differential equations class one minute late!

Masturbated to Satania. Twice.

I streamed this whole series on crunchyroll

I frequent Sup Forums

I told people traps aren't gay

I farted on the train!

I lied to my boss that I had been late because I overslept. I just wanted to stay at home a little bit longer!

You're fired

I suppose the truth is devilish in its own way.

I have a steady income and an active sex life.

I got a ticket for running a red light.

I rubbed my cock against a little girl in the bus.

Better not have been my wife, Satania!!!

I won 1.75 in quarter poker during lunch break between my machining classes from people who don't even know how to play poker.

I left the toilet seat up.

I streamed anime

Unacceptable, she doesn't have enough medals for you

I threw recyclable trash in the regular trash.

I threw regular trash in the recyclable trash

2debiru4me

I didn't wash out my milk jug before tossing it in the recycling bin

I let my coworker handle the bulk of server maintenance while I slacked off and pretended to code, then I took an extra half hour at lunch. Oh, I also put a beer on the company card, which is against the rururrrrs.

That's just dumb, not evil.

I did nothing but watch anime and shitpost on Sup Forums all day. Todays started 39 minutes ago where I'm at ago so that's not really impressive.

I did't shitpost on Sup Forums

I don't want that medal

I actually watched anime.

I am so fucking tired of Satania-fags shitting up this board with their meme girl posting.

I ordered delivery just ten minutes before the restaurant closed. And I tipped modestly.

You literally posted a meme girl just so somebody would point out the irony in your post, right?

I posted this today. Does that count?

Indeed, you fell right into my trap user.

DELETE THIS

I watched an entire series on a streaming site.

I watch anime and read manga more than I play video games but Ciri is my waifu.

I've visited Sup Forums.

I'm posting on Sup Forums and I'm not a loli.

Post dick or get the fuck out.

I buy textbooks with my parents money and return a few of them so I can pocket the cash.

Hope you're okay bud

It's april fools yet I've been dead serious seince I woke up

I half assed work because I have a cold. Was also probably rude to some of my co workers.

I only tipped my waitress 12%

I masturbated more than once.

>amerilards wake up
>don't pull pranks
what else could i expect

my dad barely tips over 10%

step up your game user

I posted in Sup Forums with a canadian ip.

I usually tip 20% but I asked for a box and she came back with a refill twice

i did a poo in the shower

I have posted pepe pictures multiple times on Sup Forums as I shitposted about the greatness of Ghost In The Shell (2017™)

I fucked around at work and got paid double-time.

I went to the casino and lost $160 on roulette.

I didn't come to a complete stop at a stop sign.

How about that?

Your parents just want the best for you user.

Also college is literally a government supported scam.

I didn't say good morning to my parents!!!

It's not like I don't want to go. It's also impossible to get any sort of meaningful position where I live without a STEM degree, and even then the competition's rough.

Asked my PI if I could move a meeting because I want to play video games and watch anime instead of analyze data tonight.

I tip over 5% if the waitress doesn't refill my water. 10% if she refills my water, and up to 15% if she does something deserving.

>Tipping fucking americans

>Being put on the waiter's shitlist

>20% tip

What is wrong with you

Like I said college is a scam propped up by the government.
If you're smart enough like me, start your own business.
If you're not then get a trade or something.
Or just become really good at programming and make yourself attractive to employers.

He's an Ameritip.

I only go to like 4 restaurants and everyone in my town knows everyone. It's worth an extra buck to be well-liked at an establishment here.