If the end times are on their way, should i get a humvee

I need something that can carry supplies and weapons through war zones, natural disasters and help me escape a one world socialist government all at once.

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Crown vic.

Get a Hyundai Sonata.

Enjoy your frozen ride with an unarmored vehicle. They don't have keys and can easily be stolen. If anything, just go to your police lot and steal their MRAP in the chaos.

Get a Toyota Tacoma

The first military unit that sees you in that under martial law will take it from you. you want a vehicle that looks like a beater and is on its last legs but is mechanically sound. You would want a way to make the engine sound like it is missing on demand, and a way to produce smoke as well.

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Humvees are unreliable and major gas guzzlers. Those things were a deathtrap to US troops in the middle East because they were unarmored and had a flat bottom that caused IEDs to make short work of them.

Go for a basic roomy sedan that gets good gas milage.

Get a horse instead

The Tacoma is a good option.

So is the toyota land cruiser, also cross-sold as the Lexus LX. Toyota reliability, real-deal 4wd system, very stealth.

Toyota trucks and SUVs is what all of the sand people we're fighting always use against us.

Most of military surplus humvee's don't meet safety standards and environmental standards, so those aren't street legal in US. Those have been used, maintained and abused for decade or two by people who have about zero cents invested in it, so you can assume what kind technical condition those vehicles have.

Prior to Iraq and Afghan wars only air force military police got armored hmmwv's. For rest armor was considered irrelevant as if exposed those would be mostly receiving fire from tank or IFV main guns or HMG's.

Get an anonymous, older VW or Mercedes that’s actually armored. Don’t be a retard and put a blinking arrow on your head. Also make sure you actually have lots of gas stored for it and add stabilizers so it doesn’t go bad.

No, gasoline will not be easy to come by. Buy a dirt bike and some gas canisters. When shtf and the neighbors are at work or dead or whatever, drain their gas tanks and strap the gasoline to your bike.
Get a sturdy backpack and hunt for canned goods.
Water will be abundant if you know where to look.

You think i wont have some guns?

if you want to deal with storing fuel,
buy real-deal waivan jerry cans, or NATO surplus jerry cans. These are welded seam solid metal fuel cans that hold just under 5 gallons. The design came from the wehrmacht and is typical brilliant german engineering.

don't fall for the EPA compliant bullshit ones with a screw-on nozzle - the lid must have a cam-locking cap.

before filling the cans, put in a dash of PRI-G fuel stabilizer. Don't use Sta-Bil -- PRI-G is better.

Rotate through the gas from time to time.

Thats the plan, but What about a biodiesel conversion?

That's a damn fine whip, user.

Fyi, if you guys are running around with diesel land cruisers and high end survival shit, you're practically running around with a target on your backs.
I know Ill be targeting guys like you. Better circle them fucking wagons.

>Thats the plan, but What about a biodiesel conversion?

if you want to use a diesel vehicle, the same advice applies, except use PRI-D instead of PRI-G :)

Honestly, Diesel is harder to deal with than most people think. It gels if it gets too cold, and then you are fucked. And that's normal road diesel. You need outrageous battery power to start diesel engines, and anything modern has horrible emissions shit that breaks constantly and puts the truck into "limp mode"

As far as Biodeisel or WVO conversions - they make the temperature sensitivity problems even worse.

You only need to do two things to make them legal. Three depending on the model.

1) Paint over and cover up unit markers.
2) Replace the catalytic converter
3) **IF UP-ARMORED** Replace the doors to accommodate larger windows.

Regardless. Only get one of you got the excess income to throw away and want a neat toy to play around with in your back yard.

Beyond that, you're best getting two of them. Cannibalize one and fix up the other. Some parts are going to be be difficult to find and crazy expensive. Not worth it.

25 l / 100 km . makes sense . I have a bike + 40kg Rucksack , G-3 + 400 rounds ammo . this will do the job

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Oh God no user. That's a horrible choice for a vehicle when there are cheaper, easier to maintain, more fuel efficient vehicles that do the same job.

No. Humvees are shit. They drink fuel, they leak like a sieve, they break down easily, they have no armor whatsoever, and good luck fixing them without a surplus of parts. Your best bet is some manner of diesel truck, the Toyota Hilux being the uber masterrace gold-standard vehicle, with a proven track record in all manner of irregular warfare. I mention the Hilux by name because JSOC used them in the sandbox quite extensively and were by far superior to anything in the military motor pool.

>drain their gas tanks
>hunt for canned goods
>Become a thief!
Absolutely degenerate

>a G-3 and a bike
This guy gets it.

It's not like any civilian vehicle he would get could take an IED either.
Also,
>implying he wouldn't be the one laying IED's in the first place

What said is true though. Driving a military HMWVV will make you very visible to the socialist NWO goons.

It it doesn't run on compressed air: you're fucked.

plan your equipment around what the dumbest person on your team can operate reliably and under stress.

[e.g. your wife, girlfriend, or mom]

That realistically means something that operates like a big toyota camry. So, a normal suv/truck that takes normal fuel.

if there's no one on your team, you don't matter. You'll die.

Get a Rally Fighter for that real Post Apocalypse feel.

This. Japs make some nice trucks. I also enjoy a nicely upgraded Wrangler with a 4.6 in-line 6-cylinder.

Whats your strategy? And NO, sucking cock doesn't seem to be a sustainable survival strategy.

You must be young. They've been on their way. Be Alpha and make a decision in confidence on your own.

Hilux/Tacoma

Get a tesla and solar panels

Hummers are major gas guzzlers, something that will be in short supply should SHTF.

Gas mileage should be a top priority.

Hey kid get off my auction site, I'm waiting for the deal of the decade.

If you aren't planning which community/sect of people you are going to team up with, you are making a mistake.

The most important prep of all is finding a community of people you can trust and work with. Because eventually you need to sleep.

If you don't have a useful skill you can offer people, you're going to get kicked out. If you just have stuff, they're going to take your stuff and then kick you out.

Get a Toyota Hilux

The actual best SHTF survival rig.

Pic related.

Buy for ~$500 and upgrade EVERYTHING and rebuild to new.

>I need something that can carry supplies and weapons through war zones, natural disasters and help me escape a one world socialist government all at once.
get a deuce and a half

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My skill will be a fucking dirt bike used for recon, fuel gathering and scouting for more resources.
Whats your skill? Can you work metal? Fabrication will be a top tier skill

Hard to come by in the States Argetinabro

Thats a real peice of shit

It is called a 4Runner in the states... they are common af

I planed to turn my tundra trd pro Into a devoloro like vehicle

>Thats a real peice of shit
then be ready for the death camps

Top kek.
Can you imagine 32mph in that moving target?
Fire bomb the cab and jackpot the cargo

I believe theyre diesel in the hilux though.

I will not be going to death camps. White christians will be the ones rounded up this time, but not this particular individual. Im prepping my hummer with gear and then ill book it to south america and hide out in the jungles.
Not to mention limited offroad capabilities

if you need a car - choose an Unimog ( Diesel ) - will run on rapeseed oil as well ( up to 80% ) make sure to switch back to 100% Diesel before you turn off the engine ( in the winter use ONLY Diesel / ARAL Winterdiesel ) Unimog will go anywhere . and it has this specific german "it looks like a warmachine look" now designer is able to reproduce

get a Toyota Hilux

I cnat get parts for a krautbox in america

The patricians choice

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One of these minus all the tacticrap people add to them is choice. That 4.6 I-6 is economical and packs a punch. Makes me hard just thinking about it.

the devolro looks like a rubberhomo camping van

>imblying there will be any fuel if shtf

a $20 huffy will be more useful than any of the vehicles posted.

tfw roasties can just suck cock to get luxury accommodations after the apocalypse

If you live near a decent river or the sea, just get a boat.

Thats a Palestinian moving truck.

Dude I can tell you that humvee is not worth it, I've been driving those pieces of shit for 5 years and I promise they are worst than owning a boat

Im stocking up. A trailer with 4 55 gallon drums of diesel will get me out of the country. I just need to make it to the amazon or the yucatan. Great hideout. Plenty of water and sun for the solar battery rig ill put on the humvee for power and theres lots of food everywhere growing on trees.

Hell if you lived on a river you could even do a raft house

Heavy
lack of common parts to salvage from the wasteland
Get a F250 2016 4X4 or earlier.

Get a real truck first.

Think the old jeep inline 6 is a 4.2. The newer 4.0 is superior.

Ever heard of an engine swap? Ill do it as soon as it becomes a problem, but diesels last forefer.

you do know fuel doesn't keep very long right?

Literally get a normal truck. First people to be targeted will be those decked out in super military s hit in middle class areas.

Wouldnt fuel efficiency be a major concern if you wernt receiving military supplies of fuel and the gas stations are shut?

Go with what ever is most fuel efficient and can still offroad.

Snap, you're right. I always assumed they carried the same 4.6 like my grandparent's Cherokee. 4.2/4.0 is still decent, though.

Only when its exposed to the air, and theres this thing called additives.
Im stocking up with enough fuel and parts for a veggie oil conversion if necessary

That's why you will lose the next civil war. No matter what side.

Be angry with your Honda civic cuck I'm going back to work peace

how do you travel through Mexico ? and all the other wonderfull methcountries ? Bresil is also a shitcountry . better : french Guiana ( if we assume that Europe remains stable ) . how long do you survive in a rainforest - and by the way : indians allready live their . .......... I will have to launch a how-to-survive doomsday page ...

The stock engine is absolute shit. Get a duramax or cummins installed and you should be good to go.

Are you 12?

I will travel with lots of guns and ammo. I lived there for awhile when i was little so i kind of know the place. Just act like youre in the hood in chicongo and youre fine.

Fuck no they grind parts faster than you can fix them and spares are a bitch to find in the army, let alone as a civvie. Go get something that is actually useful, like a normal truck

no , only 6 months . ( you don`t get "real" but "Biodiesel ( Germany / EU always with additives ; the Diesel the gov has on stock is secured against minus degrees and oxidation / microbes .

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Relying on gas for a long time is a bad idea.

My plan is to one day try converting an old car into a wood gas car. There will be no shortage of wood here ever.

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Either don't invest in a bicycle at all if you don't need it in regular life, or buy a proper bicycle that's light to pedal. Conserving energy will be essential and when pedaling uphill while carrying heavy gear you want the lightest bicycle possible.

There can be only one.

This or your local national guard base get one there

Top kek. Guys a fucking legend.

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Not sure about diesel but some types of gas go bad in like a year because they put alcohol in it. Putting alcohol in diesel would be quite a retarded decision (pre ignition blah blah) but who knows.

A hero he was.

>south america and hide out in the jungles.
you're going take a fully load hummer through Darién Gap lol you'll never make it

This. Cheap, super reliable, easy to fix, and basically a pickup truck that looks like a sedan.

A close second would be a Toyota Land Cruiser, but it's hard to score a good one for $500 like you can with a Crown Vic.

without krautteck you`re done on doomsday . not to mention the style thing if you rely on a ghetto action car

Enjoy keyless experience where ANYONE WHO KNOWS HUMVEES CAN DRIVE
Enjoy being guided to park it!
Enjoy having that loud ass diesel engine!
Enjoy having to have a buddy!
Enjoy being a retard in your neighborhood!

>parts are hard to find
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Vroom vroom
Thats exactly why. And its murder on your engine. Small engines barely last a season npw because of it.

>buying vehicleds for a shtf scenario.
Breh, there will be all kinds of free vehicles everywhere

Enough to deal with a military roadblock with machine guns/cannon?

I know youre working for mercedeez. Quit shilling your muh german engineering krauttard

>In a self defense situation

>Prior to Iraq and Afghan wars only air force military police got armored hmmwv's.

and those went to the missile fields