Be Konan

>Be Konan
>Die alone in the middle of nowhere and forgotten

>Be Obito
>Get the title of "coolest guy" from the MC and get to live in Ninja Heaven with your loli waifu

What the fuck did Kishi actually mean by this?

Konan should have been cooler

OUTSKILLED

Not a nice end for her, and the worst, it really was useless. Maybe Kishi was fighting with his wife the day before.

Konan was the hottest girl in the serie, prove me wrong.

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Hours

Source? What episode was this?

That ultimately females are unable to overcome their inherent weakness as a separate group from males and will always fail without the help of superior men.

Konan thought she had shit all figured out but Obito was one step ahead. Even with ninja nukes, Konan was still ineffectual towards Obito's superior planning.

You could try to argue my point but you would be wrong.

More like Konan just wasn't aware of how OP Coolest Guy and his eyeshit really are.

I don't know why she didn't think someone who knows of their own weakness as a ninja wouldn't have a counter to it.

She's met Obito and thinks he is Madara Uchiha.
The reputation of a man who is near-unparalleled. Did she think he wouldn't have a way to minimize or negate the five minute weakness of his ability?

Where in the timeline does The Last movie fit in?

699->The Last->700->Gaiden->Boruto

Kishishit don't give a shit about females.

>Be Kakashi
>Did everything right.
>Be literally Protagonist tier and could've surpassed everyone if wasn't for Eye Hax crutch.
>Coolest Guy had to stop you from cucking him by saving your life.
>Became the world's strongest Ninja and achieved everything in life.
>Was in the perfect condition to have a child any about any woman a guy could want.
>Didn't have a child and has your former boss granddaughter be your personal bodyguard doing everything and anything you want.
What did Kishi mean by this? Why didn't Kakashi have a child?

Kakashi doesn't have time for bitches. He achieved his wizardry powers the traditional way.

Touching tits gives him ptsd

Fuck off Narutard

Basically that no woman in Naruto is allowed to be competent, relevant or cool. They only exist when they interact with their male partners, their every thought, action and reaction is dependent on what men do.

Whee even is Kakashi now during Boruto?

Pic related broke that trend and got her own mini-arc.
And this was before we even knew what Boruto's deal was.

>say pic related
>forget pic

Fucking the 3rd Hokage's granddaughter.

Implying One Piss is better.

This. Even Tsunade ends up being a weak shit. This is why Bleach will always be better - Kubo had respect for his female characters, and the relationship between Ichigo and Orihime was mutual with both of them supporting each other instead of the creepy stalking in Naruto.

Enjoying retirement

>3rd Hokage's granddaughter
Who?

You forgot when sakura beat sasori single handedly

You can even apply this to power levels. 2 females is the equivalent of 1 male in a kishi manga.

Why did he have to kill her again, I forgot.

>she was literally a puppet controlled by queen puppeteer

This is as far as he will ever get into a woman

The old lady did most of the work and Sasori still ended up killing himself

She was much more important in the fight than the old woman

Two reasons, actually. The first is that females in Naruto are all shit when it comes to fighting and the second is that nobody can be better than muh Sharingan/Uchihashit.

Not really, but Chiyo would have easily died before beating Sasori's first puppet without Sakura around

Asuma's daughter. Mirari

afaik a bijuu was sealed inside her

Oh yeah, I forgot Asuma was related to the 3rd

remember that one teacher who was slashed across his chest by the sound ninja and his wife promised revenge

neither does Kishi

How female characters are treated doesn't determine if one is better than the other.
As shitty as Naruto is it's still way better than Bleach.

Old woman did everything in the fight.

It was actually by Gaara's sensei who got away with everything

Oh really? I guess I was remembering it wrong this entire time. I thought he was investigating the sound ninja and the mummy-looking guy caught him and cut his chest open. So many people getting away with everything.

No, the mummy got killed by Gaara before the tournament

Since when feminists invaded /a?

You guys are acting as if anyone without a sharing or not named Naruto actually matters in Naruto.

Remember the byankugan? How it was superior to the sharingan? How Naruto was gonna prove Neji that his shit story about his family dying to protect the main family wasn't gonna happen with him in charge?

>How it was superior to the sharingan?
No

She is cute, CUTE.

Why isn't the sequel about her?

> Dead parent that she looks up to
> No bloodline bullshit
> Doesn't look like a clown
> Kakashi would have more screentime

Equals to a much more interesting sequel

But Sarada is the hotest, most whorish and most lewd, god damn what was sakura thinking when she was raising her? Shes seems to be literally taking older men dicks for money

Because she doesn't look like Naruto or Sasuke

just like irl

Naruto should've been about Kakashi and his journey in the ninja world and his end game fight against Obito.

Sequal should've been about Mirari and her journey to reach Kakashi and her grandfather's level of Ninja.

Rin stepped in front of his path to get herself killed because she was forcibly given a bijuu

Pic related is official art. Literally a wizard.

FYI Kishimoto originally wanted to create a series about wizards, but it didn't pan out and turned into the ninja stuff.

Kill yourself, Porky.

Reminder that Kiba also decided he wanted to be hokage at the last minute for no reason, so is he also the coolest guy? At least Kiba didn't mass murder innocent people, directly murder Naruto's parents while attempting to kill Naruto himself, and ignited a worldwide war which killed countless others including some of Naruto's direct friends.

>Not that fishnet lady

Did he say "I am sorry"? Then he doesn't deserve it.

When Neji and the Byakugan get introduced they say it's even superior to the sharingan.

who did Kiba end up boning again? Was it some no name thunder ninja or something

not canon. Please leave

Yeah, they must have been smoking crack to actually believe that pile of horseshit.

Let's talk about Uncle Orochimaru.

Will he keep getting away with shit during Burrito?

You mean not headcanon right?

No, they didn't. They said that it has better powers of insight.

In the same fucking arc we have Orochimaru creaming himself over the sharingan and the Uchiha blood while not giving a shit about the other eye.

Of course, he and Kabuto are probably the ones behind the Dueling Ninjas Trading Cards.

Naruto having shit treatment woman has always been one of its complaints. Even non-feminists can see that Kubo can't into women to save his life.

Orochimaru's goal was to learn every jutsu. He'd have no reason to care about the byakugan with that as his goal.

He'd also have no reason to care about bone shit, yet he also wanted that jutsu.

Because nobody can kill him.

Itachi had him pretty killed until Sasuke decided to bring him back

its probably the cat lady who they meet to get honey wine for the wedding. Boruto movie shows presumably her during the chunnin exam. notice the cat on Akamaru
however the one-shot shows him getting friendly with a different veterinarian who Akamaru hates.

Does bort have kekei tota?
Will we finally see more unique jutsu instead of just rasengan spam??

The one that adapted that scene from the manga you fucking retard

> Will we finally see more unique jutsu instead of just rasengan spam??
Boruto's rasengan dissapears before the hit.

Old orochi is dead that orochimaru is a living joke.

That he's a shit writer and isn't afraid to hide it. Come to him for innane DBZ like fights with characters who lack zero charm compared to DBZ characters beating up everyone cool.

Seriously if you like post-timeskip Naruto, Sasuke, Obito, or Madara, or think Kaguya has a good character, you have fucking SHIT taste.

Shizune is best girl.

Thats explains why he plagiarized harry potter.

too bad the new artist made her look ugly

> Seriously if you like post-timeskip Naruto, Sasuke, Obito, or Madara, or think Kaguya has a good character, you have fucking SHIT taste.
I say after Pain arc.