Why are girls so hard pressed about seeming pure and divine?

This new medication (Viberzi) makes girls constipated. Apparently girls dont want to have diarrhea on their first date with chad, so they can take viberzi and pretend that they dont actually have shit come out of their pure, divine bodies from time to time.
Everybody takes shits you stupid roasties. Your roast beef from too much coal is the problem, not the fact that you have diarrhea from all the fucking salad you eat.

>have diarrhea
>take medicine for it
>incel thinks i'm doing it to pretty my asshole up for chad

this is your brain on stupid.

this post is pure autism

He should be encouraged and recognized.

>nigger as doctor

Laughable

Really permeates my pistachios

>Really permeates my pistachios

kek wut

get out faggot trap thing
OP is dead on right

>they asked for a tablet
>not that type

Hahaha so stupid!

The commercial for viberzi showed 100% girls on dates with chad, and even said “now you wont have to be embarassed on first dates”
Do you like viberzi because it spares you from taking a nuke to the face when your tossing your obese girlfriends salad?
Youre pretty sick chubs...

The most pure and divine looking girls are usually the biggest whores

>diarrhea from all the fucking salad you eat.
I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the properties of fiber.

>black male/white female
It's in everything.

>fake kathy griffin

Do you enjoy having diarrhoea in public?
Do you use every product as is advertised on television?

Do you even understand what "IBS" is, OP? Hint: it's not a fast food product.

>be virgin
>vagina has the flaps you fags call “roast beef” despite never being touched by a disgusting meat rod

Fuck you and your standards, fags. Might as well go fuck a chad instead of looking for a good boy if you will hold unfounded unrealistic standards. Not everyone is like your porn whores with mutilated genitals.

Keep telling yourself that roastie.

Brainlets and manchildren are the only ones that think the roastie thing isn't satire. Chads make better fathers anyway, too many limp wristed dicklets on /po/ who are all talk and zero action.

The solution is not to shave. No joke.

I like my anal to be shitty

And the silken sad uncertain, rustling of the roastie's curtains, filled me, thrilled me with fantastic terrors never felt before.

...

This commercial has been around for two years and like most ads, it's cringey AF.

Right up there with Consumer Cellular ads featuring all the fucking boomers.

Bloated self worth.

They're just a product of the times. They've never been with a woman who wasn't a whore, so it's just out of their realm of experience to see that style of vagina and it not belong either to a porn slut or a irl slut. Don't even think about being a slut if you ever want to actually love and connect with someone.

...

Looks sort of like Sleepy Ben

Intrathecal boofing system?
Irritable bat shit?
Impossibru bowel salmon?
Insane bastard syndrome?

Finneas, the time is ripe to neck yourself...

>fucking salad you eat
Like a yank is going to know about the properties of salad...

Dangly flaps are hot within reason. Enough nether wattle to get your tounge around...

>"...we've seen a lot of things in our time..."
>"boomers"
>raising "millenials"

Irritable Bowel Syndrome, you walking meme of terrible education.
It can cause people to literally shit themselves. It's like you getting mad at people advertising Viagra, or adult diapers. They're all there to fill a medical need.

a traditional woman does not have bald, exposed labia anyway.

Hard poo stretches the anoos, prepairs the anoos for muh kahk

Why don't they just chug some pepto

>hairy gammon flaps

Wut?

GG can either stand for GamerGate, or it can stand for Gonorrhea Girl.
Seeing as you are from bedbug infested bulgaria, im gonna assume youre the latter.
No offense...

nice digits Carlos

It's hilarious, like Chris Chan, OP is completely unaware of how women work. Chris thinks their vaginas are right below the navel and above the crotch, and thinks all they do is eat salad and go shopping.

Both his and OP's knowledge of women is literally taken from TV clichés.

>suppressing your arousal from a secondary sex characteristic
learn to love the bush

>whiteknighting on Sup Forums for beef curtains

>roastie that didn't watch commercial

Satire? Not really.
To be honest i think girls who have rawhide labia that looks like roast beef are disgusting.
Its not the end of the world. Just the end of your sex life.

>not knowing leafy vegetables are the number one cause of e.coli in the United States

Smh desu senpai

Seems more like it's for holding that fat shit inside the butthole while it's getting clowned on

People still go on dates wtf???

OP, MY OLD FRIEND.

YOU SIMPLY DON'T REALIZE HOW MANY ROASIES HAVE BLOWN-OUT ASSHOLES FROM LETTING DRUNK CHAD FUCK THEM IN THE ASS.

YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT THERE'S AN EPIDEMIC OF DESTROYED ASSHOLES IN THIS COUNTRY AND NOT JUST IN WOMEN.

THAT LITTLE SPHICTER MUSCLE, THAT LITTLE O-RING, ONCE YOU BLOW THAT COCKSUCKER OUT, YOU'LL NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, BE THE SAME AGAIN.

YOU MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO TAKE YOU SOME VIBERZI JUST TO GET THROUGH A FOUR HOUR PERIOD WITHOUT SQUIRTING BURNING, INFECTED, LIQUID SHIT DOWN YOUR LEG.

AND YOU KNOW THE SICKEST PART OF ALL, OP? HOW YOUNG SOME OF THE GIRLS ARE, GIRLS 12 YEARS OLD, IT'S AN EPIDEMIC IN THE UK, YOUNG TEEN GIRLS WITH DESTROYED ASSHOLES FROM NIGGER COCK.

EVERYBODY MAKING FUN OF YOU IS A FUCKING SHEEP. YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, KEEP DIGGING.

from antiquity, most civilized people have known that women keeping it very trim to shaved is best aesthetic.

Whats wrong with pol man second time today that people just leave trips un checked because they dont like the truth

you will almost always find no body hair on any classical statue. that does not mean that when a spartan or persian joined his wife he did not enjoy her pubic hair.

So when they get assfucked shit is less likely to leak out

Hahahahahaha roasties btfo

Kill yourself.
Well... nevermind.
Really... kill yourself...

Git dat asshole all gud n sheeeit wit dat gud Viberzi(TM) sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

t. Chad
This board needs an assburger purge. Or just to muzzle them.

>be qt3.14
>met a nice dude on tinder and going out on a date
>have bowl issues so have to take tablets
>forgot today
>had a nice meal and after he took me back to his place
>it was a good place as well
>we get naked and kiss
>he starts eating me out
>cummies.co.uk
>oh no
>BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPH
>face covered in a layer of previous meal
>leave out of embarrassment

(((Big pharma))) marketing. The goys will love it!

Gayle was born and raised in Weston, Florida.[1][2] Her mother previously owned her own business and now works as her manager. Her father is an attorney.[3] When she was 11, Gayle turned down a role for a Broadway musical to attend her brother's bar mitzvah.[1]

An on the first date

begone

Anal on the first date

>no hymen, no diamond

New fag

sugaring and threading were quite common in ancient Persia. Coper blades for shaving body hair exited in Sparta.
>Sugaring (epilation) Sugaring, sugar waxing or Persian waxing is a method of hair removal that has been in use since 1900 BC. Historically, sugar was confined to the regions surrounding Persia until the first millennium AD. As a result, it is speculated that honey was the first sugaring agent.

Try carving pubes from marble m8

or -- get this -- beards

>OP's knowledge of women is literally taken from TV clichés.
No, yours is.
Im based in reality. In reality, a gender that contributes nothing to engineering or frontier hard science is worthless. In your fantasy world, that gender isnt worthless. Enjoy your fantasy, but at least recognize occasionally that it is indeed a fantasy.

>salad
>causing diarrhea

Plant based diets are high in fiber which gives you extremely healthy poops. Just saying.

but most Spartans kept their beards intact... so what were they shaving exactly?