ARE HAVING A PHONE CHAT!!!
What are they talking about?
GREENTEXT IT.
At the exact time of this posting, Kim and his South Korean counterpart
Jacob Anderson
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Isaiah Torres
>buttpoop
Henry Roberts
>bluetext
Logan Brooks
>peace
Dominic Brown
>Sammy Hagar
Gabriel Perry
...
Levi Anderson
Herro, yes where my chow mein and side order of egg roll I ordah 10 minutes ago, free eggorollu or I fuck your mother bitch
Lucas Moore
>herro is friderator runnin?
>Who dis? fuck you fuck face!
Gavin Ramirez
>I have riddle penish
>I have riddle penish too
>annyeong
>annyeong
How'd I do faggots?
Jaxon Myers
>I hate trump
>yeah we hate trump too
>you should become North Korea I take better care of you
>no I’m married to America
>come on baby I take care of you here have some dog kimchi
>ok but just tonight
>yeah just tonight you are North Korea I understand bby
Logan Gutierrez
Keked at this one
Connor Powell
Probably something like
"OHH CHING CHONG BING BONG"
"AHAAH CHING CHING WONG WONG CHINK CHINK GOOK GOOOK"
"YES YES CHING BING BING GOOK BONG"
Logan Roberts
>how much they both hate Japan
Juan Young
>Give me Twinkie or DIE!
>Me have button!
>ME. WANT. TWINKIES!
Easton Roberts
> counterpart
since when does SK have a fat dictator in place?
Sebastian Mitchell
m.youtube.com
Probably something similar to this.
Xavier Jones
>herro
>take you ordah now
>herro yes i wan fran ton soup
>oky
>i wan egg wole
>oky
>you got pepsi?
>cocola only
>i wan big cocola
>oky
>thas it
>okay your ordah total 11.25 wait ten minute
>oky goodbye
Anthony Fisher
>Kim
>Oh herrrroooooo
>Moon
>Hello Kim. Do you reeeeeerrrryyy wanna unify Korea?
>Kim
>Yeeshhh. But we must wait.
>Brother Don, Supreme Reader of the United States tell me he has master plan.
>The investigation on Russia, will take out the jews.
>Moon
>I know of this plan.
>Kim
>So we're reeearry gonna do dis den.
>Once Brother Don take out the Jews den we can.
Sebastian Morales
Top kek!
Benjamin King
that the west are bat shit crazy and the last 2 times they made up the head line about nuke test AND how insane it was they tried to replace moon with soime fin faggot who doesnt even look like moon and how south korea had detained him and interrogated him and they had to call in a jap specialist who had some tools but he confessed . the west cant even tell the difference now that hes been re replaced
china told them this shit would happen . bunch of white people had some eye surgery and tried to integrate into china but they were all autist and every one can tell they arent asians . china forced them to undergo surgery to undo it because its just insulting not some faggotry about racism but they said 3 years ago those white niggers will try to pass themselves off as asians in positions of authority
Henry Wright
>Kim responding to shill threads and Moon telling him to lurk more.
Lucas Collins
>Be manlet trying desperately to please his wife.
>Wife: I wirsh I cud sleip wit yu but mai luv is fo dehnald
>Kim: BETA UPRIZING NOW
>Tries to make functioning nuke
>Can't even get that right
>Donald already has a nuke
>Kim: Herro, South Korean suicide hotline?
>Operator: HErro?
>Kim: Irm 5'7' wat do?
>Operator: kys
>Kim: O okei
>Turns nuke on self
>It works
>Kim: WAt no! turn towards ameri-
Jaxson Bell
I laughed and I don't even know why.
Jonathan Morris
this would be best timeline
Jacob Hall
"An unprecedented discussion between us and that bitch is babbling about buttons?"