Tutankhamun

>Tutankhamun
>Pharaoh of Egypt
>textbook soy boy
Explain, Sup Forums. Did the Pharaohs eat too much soy?

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I'd fuck that thicc ass tho

He was just fucked up from being an incestuous spawn. Genetic soyboy

Nope. Inbreeding.

His dad forced monotheism on the peons, he didn't last long

also excessive sugar eating (honey and all kinds of treats) madae them ridiculously unhealthy. Many pharaohs suffered from signs cause by heart failure and high blood pressure...

Also, they are an incestuous bunch

He did Starting Strength and GOMAD

Inbreeding.

incest
>incel

Fucked up on character creation

>6 months on hrt

He wasn't a soyboy, he was a mutant freak child born of inbreeding.

His father, Akhentaten, was himself a mutant freak, and also the man primarily responsible for the Jews conceptualisation of a single-God, shortly after his death and the exile of his priests that preached that the Aten was a single God above all the other Gods in Egypt.

No, it was too much inbreeding.

AYO

peak performance

Atleast he wasnt a manlet since he was 5’11

T U T T
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WTF IS THAT????IS IT EVEN HUMAN???

Too much inbreeding

But cleopatra was also the product of many years of incest and she was a 10/10 genius turbo-slut

So really when it comes to inbreeding you are playing with Fire

...

Holy shit

Apparently his parents were literal siblings.

Haha kukd white bois cant even depict demselves good in their fantasy of pharaos being white

That was very common in Bronze Age traditions

Just like the cousin fuckin of later years but even more extreme, gotta keep the bloodline pure.

It was also found in ancient Persia, he Hittite empire, some early Greek royalty etc.

When it comes to inbreeding it generally seems to be okay every once in a while but when it goes bad it goes really bad

So you agree blacks invented slavery?

Cleopatra was a Ptolemy and had some variation in her genetic history, although she was supposed to get married to her brother.

There was some theory he had an accident on a chariot? What's happening with that?

Why is the only non-Black pharaoh so deformed?
Really makes you think.

Hey he has my hips

K L E I N F E L T E R S

Kekd. Thanks user.

Just look at Akhenaten, that guy had kim Kardashians body.

Probabily had a genetic condition on sex chromosomes. XXY instead of XY

The great Kings and Queens realized it was unfair to keep the white boys down so they picked the strongest, most attractive white guy and made him emperor.

Source?

This. Too much fucking your relatives to keep the Pharoah's bloodline pure.

Would you rather root the snake or lion?

Wtf males should have shoulders bigger than hips

Worst part is it's not even fat that's making his hips bigger. That's his BONE structure!

Yeah he’s fucked the only way to make it less noticeable Is wearing baggy shirts and tight pants

>5'11"
>manlet

Pick one

He had tons of healt problems. Heard that his parents were blood releated.

Siblings.

>tfw 14% alien

>Yeah he’s fucked
Sure is, he's been dead for thousands of years, don't get much more fucked than that.

lmao the video is even sadder

Klinefelters

This desu he looks like a klinefella

The snake, she's the goddess of healing despite having a massive ax. Maybe she might rip you open with those nails if you fuck her good, but then she'd heal you, but the snake is a protector of goddesses and she is venomous. Lioness has a better body too.

King Tut = Egyptian New Empire = late stage civilization = soy boy

basically: they are absolute shit at modeling a human body from a skeleton, so this abomination is what they came up with

not true, they're just mad he was white

He's def a klinefella 6 feet tall is like shaquille O'Neal of ancient civilizations especially manlegypt

I've seen many people like that. It's getting increasingly common

>Tutankhamun
>d-d-daddy, you are wrong about Ra
>literally does nothing
>he is the ultimate soyboy

Brazilian men have wide hips it’s definitely because of your rice and beans diet

how does it even have body hair

He was an inbred

It is really a shame that there is no a porn series where a dude dresses like a pharoh called Tutancumonher

snake for sure, what gods are these? I'm guessing the sun one is Ra, and the far left is anubis, who is snek, and is the other birb supposed to be thoth or something?

The pyramids are flying alien spacecrafts.

kek

In order to keep the bloodline pure, they married their sisters. Over time health problems, even severe birth defects became common.

>ywn be balls deep in snekgod pucci
why live?

I bet he got the flu vaccines too.

I think the other bird is Horus

He got the body hair to pity him and now they have bonded. He's leeching off it

Wait, I thought King Tut wuz black n shiet ?

>Being a shoulderlet
>Being a

Ever notice how soyboys have odd pubic hair distribution?

Behold the result of a hideous amount of inbreeding in the family line!

>Tut was plagued by illnesses and disorders caused by his limited gene pool. Tut had a cleft palate, a club foot (as well as missing bones in his feet), and scoliosis, all of which either occurred or were worsened due to his parentage.

The King and Queen of the Egyptian Gods were siblings and brother and sister. The Egyptian royal were thought to have come from the Gods. So, they tried to be just like them. This was the result. The last of the royal light died out because incest comes with the side effect of lower fertility for the incestuous parents and offspring, and a fuck ton of infant mortality. It was common for the Egyptian royalty to have over 12 kids and have all die except one that lived as a cripple.

The most impressive result of extreme inbreeding is pic realted. The painter was extremely good at making him look better than he really looked.

>His ancestor, Joanna of Castile, actually appears in his family tree no less than fourteen times because of first and second cousins intermarrying.

>It is said that Charles II's genetic makeup was more muddled than it would have been if his parents had been brother and sister.

>t was said that he could not chew his food and that the size of his tongue caused him to drool significantly. He also had mental issues and was considered mildly retarded. He didn't learn to talk until he was four and couldn't walk until the age of eight. As an adult, his speech was so poor that he was, for the most part, unable to be understood.

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Just think, these are the people nogs fight about being descendants from.

Nigga ya don't know?

In ancient times the white man came to Egypt and built civilization. Not just Egypt but world wide but I'm getting ahead of myself here. After building Egypt most of the white men left. Guess tolerance for skitskins was low even then. A few that stayed to watch over and became living gods and rulers. However time after time the noble white class diminished in number and in order to preserve what little whiteness was left the priest oked sibling marriages and it all went to shit in Egypt. Because rulers were inbred as fuck and couldn't do their duty. Egypt was left to the shitskins and it collapsed under self rule. Then came the Nubian dynasty and they fucked everything up so bad Egypt was a tributary state to all its neighbors for a couple hundred years.

Then He came. Alexander the Great. The Egyptians welcomed him with open arms because they knew on a biological/instinctual level that the white man and his rule mean peace and prosperity for all. But Alexander overextended himself and died young. His empire was split by his generals and the few short years of macedonian rule of Egypt are remembered as a mini golden age. Cleopatra also fucked things up. Only when the romans came did things get better then went to utter shit with the muslims.

Same story is repeated time and time again all over the world. Inca with Viracocha, Chinese with all their ghost people, India, Etc etc. More modern examples are the scramble for Africa. White men built that continent up and the locals returned it to shit.

It's the white man that builds and rebuilds this world time and time again. Next time I don't think there will be any mercy.

rippletits claims another victim

>excessive sugar eating
You realize they could’ve eaten anything and still had those problems? The issue was that they did nothing all day and had everything handed to them.

I shouldn’t be getting a boner but I am

thank you, user

Dude. This bitch was probably so inbred it would make you, your sister-wife, and your nephson blush.

Go wash yourself

Sepent seedline.

He was inbred.

AYO HOL UP

Considering there was inbreeding in ancient Egypt, this wouldn't surprise me.

Incest between brothers and sisters, fathers and daughters, and mothers and sons sons, wasn’t actually that common in Ancient Egypt. Instances probably happenned, but most recorded documentation of it involved members of the ruling pharaohs and their families, and even this was rare. When the instances are recorded on dunastic family trees, they usually occure after a new dynasty takes the throne, usually only for a small number of generations, and usually only to consolidate the aristocracy and royal lineages. They also may have occured during and after major transitional periods such old middle and new kingdom periods. Marrying first cousins may have been more common, but then it still is in a number of areas around the middle east.
-The dynasty from which king Tut came came after a dynastic switch so the incest might have been used as a means to reinforce dynastic/royal/godly lineage.
-King Tuts fucked up genetics may have come from incest, but that doesn’t mean he was just a soyboy by choice.
-King Tuts tomb had bows, arrows, spears, at least one chariot, and other weapons that were used for hunting, and which he was likely well trained to use. There is even evidence he might have been injured or killed in a hunting accident.

>cropping out his judgemental aristocratic face

Is that Sara Silverman on No Shave January?