What if we change Princess Peach into something or make her a symbol:
1. Change Peach into a character that needs (((Diversity)))
2. Make her into yet another hate symbol by the (((ADL))) just like with Pepe the frog.
Inb4 fuck off shitty idea, or fuck off saged, and it probably is. But hear me out, Peach is already an aryan goddess. Considering she has blonde hair, and blue eyes. In addition in some of the mario games, she has an important role in terms of being the most pure person in the mario universe. (Atleast in the Mario RPGs) PLUS there is already massive tension on both sides of the culture war, and right now we have Magic The Gathering having it's own GamerGate as I make this. I figure this would be something fun to do in the meantime while we wait for more Happenings in the future. What do you think Sup Forums?
Just a reminder that princess peach is very powerful and is playing Mario (communism) and Bowser(nationalism).
She is literally a Jew. look it up.
Thomas Thomas
Ya but I would still fuck her
Jaxon Williams
Leave vidya alone you fucking autistic leaf. SAGE.
Ayden Lewis
Vidya has been for the most part already (((diversified))) I figure this would be a good way for accelerate the backlash even more. Ovbiously we don't want Nintendo to seriously make her into a character with black hair brown skin and brown eyes, er hmmm maybe we do.
Jaxson Perez
leave her alone you faggot nintendo is our friend
do your lame shit to a disney princess instead
Jose Cooper
I think (((Disney))) is already doing that itself, no need to do their work for them.
Cooper Torres
Mario looks like Stalin, but he's a blue-collar hard worker who cleans shit out of pipes. Real salt of the earth guy.
Austin Gomez
Here's my rushed-shitty Paper Peach diversified, I'm not great with Gimp 2, I don't have Photoshop, and can't find a full version easily, and I'm not great with Photoshop either
That wouldn't be a terrible idea either, this thread is really more for shits and giggles, and to see how far we can push her character. Since most of us are probably bored right now.
Matthew Campbell
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Actually a nice idea to make the left demand a black peach from Nintendo because we wuz kangs and shiaeeeet to a)distract them and b)cause a huge shitstorm against the left
Nathaniel Green
Day of The Rake Now!
Wyatt Davis
you too
Luke Cox
Mario is a spaghetti negro that lives on the streets of Brooklyn.
Benjamin Cooper
Kek wills it
Isaac Green
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Brandon Gomez
You also have digits, which means we have to now.
Justin Baker
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Jeremiah Adams
stop trying to destroy everything in crossfire you parasites
you want the left to destroy itself, not help the left destroy the right
fucking faggot morons the lot of you
Chase Garcia
I'd kick you in the face for shits and giggles
Mason Richardson
ok I don't see how turning Peach black will help anything.
Lincoln Russell
Listen, this is more accelerating the polarization, and to really showcase just how mad the world has gone. I said we either make her into a "hate symbol" Making (((Them))) look even more laughable even moreso, or we "diversify" her character to spark a megaton outrage.
Jaxson Price
S T O P N O W
Connor Cooper
It doesn't have to be a black or brown peach, we could just make her into a "hate symbol" as I stated. It could go both ways.
Brandon Collins
Now my dub+trips has decided to say that it could go both ways, and that you could choose how we make her character out to be.
Ian Wilson
you are like the firefighter that starts fires to prove a point about fire safety
the world is polarised enough, it's not constructive fuck off and die
Hudson Hernandez
oops meant for
Nicholas Bell
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Jaxson Morales
I think you'd have better luck provoking a good reaction if you take a character that the left loves and changing them into a white supremacist icon.
Harry potter or something idk what they like, but they're more likely to throw a shitfit compared to peach fans
Aiden Anderson
That's true, but this is a worldwide-loved character. This would reach out to even more people than with Harry Potter.
Alexander Anderson
"Breaking News - The Alt-Right masturbates to a fictional princess and I can't even"
Jayden Torres
Kek, I would love to see that happen. Just the reaction itself would be hilarious enough.
David Phillips
Another shameless self bump
Luis Hughes
this directly targets the gaming sjw. ironically matpat from game theory is one of them. everything is racist and sexist.
He is the best theorist imo anyways
Carson Hall
Well which character would be the best for this?
Isaiah Diaz
Have you played Odyssey? Peach is basically a basic leftist woman. Gets saved by a man she doesn't like from a marriage with the most powerful man (turtle) in the world, goes onto a meaningless trip to "find herself" and goes back and bring people from all over the world into her kingdom.
Luke Thompson
Well how can SJW's play mario? It's not got a lot of "diversity" and surely it's an example of one racist japanese group culturally appropriating European culture, is it not??
Landon Torres
I have played through it and 100% the entire game. But thanks for bringing that back up. Hmm I wonder how I didn't catch that particular part and it's meaning right away.
Andrew Nelson
nintendo taught all kiddies a valuable redpill women are trecherous and cold hearted
Asher Davis
>Peach is basically a basic leftist woman. >Gets saved by a man she doesn't like from a marriage with the most powerful man (turtle) in the world, goes onto a meaningless trip to "find herself" and goes back and bring people from all over the world into her kingdom. all women are like this, unloyal
however peach dresses conservatively, can bake cakes that's already too traditional for a leftist
Dominic Scott
Bump. She's even more innocent and we'll known than TayTay
Dylan Nelson
So why not false-flag and stir a commotion among the left that she is too "traditional" and needs to be (((progressive))) and before you say thats retarded. Keep in mind the left/SJWs will bitch and scream at anything at this point in time. You could practically just eat something as a white male, and get screamed at. Which shows how outrageous and insane times have gotten.
Oliver Carter
because I'd rather have the twin towers still standing
and the left are already on this warpath trying to tear down all tradition and decency, you are just helping them
Carter Hughes
Bad idea, leave Nintendo and their relatively untouched properties out of our Western mental illness altogether.
Find something more effective to counter the blue wave and redpill normies.
Cameron James
So do this outrageous move extremely early before they gradually do it themselves, and just watch everyone go WTF THIS IS GOING TOO FAR. You know and I know it, that it WILL get to that point after a period of gradual "diversification"
Robert King
believe me, many core gamer are actual sjw. not as many as in the public but still much. a good controversy could expose them
Bentley Long
it's more effective to downvote shitty movies out of imdb's top 250
thats how people are partially getting these stupid ideas in their heads, half the movies should not be there, teaching them stupidity
nintendo partially caved to homo marriage complaints for fire emblem and tomodachi life
Landon Russell
Congrats on your switch for xmas! Your pics on reddit in your onesie were super cute!
Austin Brooks
Well the new Star Wars movie is quite polarized right now, and right now the audience score is at 50% course you won't hear that on any outlet that the audience sees that it's not only a mediocre movie, but it has leftist bullshit in it.
Dylan Green
Australia once again bringing the bants of shitposting, never change.
Colton Russell
I like this idea.
We should push as extreme as possible to make the backlash more extreme.
Princess peach should be black else it's white supremacy.
Mario should be transgender.
Mario and Luigi should be gay lovers.
Link should be gay.
Kirby is a hate symbol and nintendo must disavow.
Pokemon is slavery.
Samus needs to be black and transgender.
All of this is about making the bugmen say, "o-oh... that too? O-OK..."
Adam Hill
Hmmm we should push it further to all that. I'm not sure how you would go about making Kirby a hate symbol neccesarily. You could make him a symbol of being pro-LGBTQ considering hes pink but I dunno.
Liam Russell
I don't know how to make him a hate symbol either... but I feel that's the perfect way to go.
Boomers and chads who don't know what kirby are, could only look at this smiling pink puffball being called a hate symbol and ask... WTF?
Nolan Russell
AYO HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN MARIO WUZ NAZI N SHIET?
Parker Miller
the new starwars just sucks they shot themselves in the foot and head, its not anything pol did
the same audiences will still go to see and love marvel capeshit
force awakens had leftie crap in it too, but still got a decent score because it was still watchable
Charles Cruz
Actually it is insane enough for it to work.
SHIIIEEEET
Landon Powell
nintendo are conservative
you want leftist things to become associated with hate
Blake Hughes
ACHTUNG!
Julian Perry
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Gabriel Anderson
MUMMY
Levi Harris
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Chase Green
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Aiden Allen
This is the only picture you need, for anything in your life.
Carter Morales
God bless whoever made those.
Julian Johnson
I wonder what hes thinking right now.
Liam Clark
Please don't make my smash main racist. They already assume you're gay if you play peach now they're gonna call me a gay nazi.
Been lurking for a bit. I feel like there’s a migrant angle here that has yet to be tapped as Japan has refused to take any refugees at all. Maybe instead of making peach brown, we push to give her a daughter who is mixed. This could also play toward the cuck angle as well. Just throwing shit out here.
Gavin Gray
I wonder how Chris er I mean Christine Chan would react to a blue arms Sonic with a swastika.
Tyler Lopez
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Dylan Hall
>jew >blonde hair >blue eyes >not a curl in sight
Josiah Gutierrez
I unironically want this as a game right now
Caleb Richardson
>win Brilliant, we could turn old Toadstool into a hate symbol, associating it with keeping women down by men in third world countries. Or, we could give it to the libtard feminists as a symbol of independence, and then shoot em right in the head with it somehow.
Matthew Young
Her combos are dope af in melee.
Oliver Hill
Here, I made this shitty image.
Kevin Martin
Combos? I only spam down smash
Jack Martinez
She's already okay with being plowed by a swarthy, mustachio'd wop, why not go all the way and have her get blacked?
David Anderson
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Nathan Roberts
Again either way would work. I mean either Mario or Bowser could be the nigger it's to our choice really.
