Inventions of your country

Inventions of your country
>inb4 we burgerz invented fredum

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the BLACK man created peanut butter

SPACE

>gift gas

composite fuel rocketry is an American invention kraut

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons_(rocket_engineer)

I invented getting scammed out of all my gold by Joseph Stalin :^)

Autism

what is it? Did you suddenly start feeling insecure?

we also invented meth.

you're welcome niggers

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>gift gas
>kek

It was even a Jew. Fritz Haber

Russians aren't Slavs. You're Finno-Ugric.

Anal sex

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>gift gas
It truly was

Compensating much with that sausage, Petrovic?

Doesn't really that matter. If you don like the pic you can check this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Russian_inventors

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No that's actually german too

#1 jap removal system

Don't forget robotniks. They are Chezch.

Oppenheimer had a german ancestry btw

m8 we still don't have good robots. the czechs don't get to say they invented something just because they coined a word

(((Freud)))

>czech
Lol. I always get that word wrong.
Such a retarded country.

You're right
but so do most white Americans

>Lobotomy, pioneered by António Egas Moniz

My fucking sides. This goblin country of mine kills me every time.

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Big Bang theory is Belgian you fuckwit

sick, evil country

Whatever. Don't appropriate other people's shit under your name, Ivan.

>Wright brothers were from english and dutch ancestry

Eat shit

FPBP
WE

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Do you think all things invented in the US should be credited to the inventor's ancestral origin?

atom bomb

All Americans have ancestry from somewhere in Europe retard. Do you really think that whites just sprung up in America out of nowhere?

driving your dog is definitly american

womens rights

sorry

i already met burgers here who believed this unironically

>Small correction: they did not actually traveled there during childhood. Yep its legit.

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Oppenheimer ... yeah, that sounds so american :^)

Walkie talkies are one of Canada's only accomplishments

And I've met real Germans who let their six year old daughters run around naked on our beaches.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaëtan_Dugas

Canada also invented AIDS. Home of patient zero, th original rapist.

Americans took your scientists, only newfags argue that Germany is not the best

rape

gonna have to visit america :^)

>inb4 user was banned for this post
i literally just got unbanned yesterday after a month for making a pedo joke

No one even bats an eye if you do this here

Canada's dearest creation

Thank you Canada.

W H I T E
M A N
T E R R I T O R Y

Suddenly ancestry matters for americans when they invent anything :)

your point? you asked what was invented in the u.s. i answered your retard question and you move the goal post.

Don't forget ketchup heinz

Aztec did that

>everyone I like is named Hans

you better stay the fuck away from any Euro beach if you get triggered by naked kids and topless women

This was the guy who tried to summon a demon after L Ron Hubbard fucked his wife

>implying killing niggers by the thousands is bad
You should be thanking us

Stupid Kraut, John Baird made the first television.

Roy Moore would love it

>his nation didn't invent the wheelsurf
pathetic

What's the big deal? Are people so insecure about their sexuality that their afraid of being around naked kids on the beach?

So would your immigrant friends. Remember the new year's party?

Wall Mart Scooter are also very american

The rocket and television were created by American scientists. Sigmund Freud wasn't German.

SPICS.
You're all welcome
Gracias gracias...de nada

This is a Leaf creation. Well done.

Wernher von Braun invented his first rockets in the German Empire. He joined the americans after WW2

>Belgium

submarines, radiotherapy and the induction coil

>implying Austria isnt german property

>ooga booga

My point is that a German was the driving force behind the whole Manhattan project and the first nukes.

Face it wigger, Germans and Russians were the ones that made western civilisation what it is.
Even your precious hotdogs and hamburgers are german. Did you know that american™ blue jeans™ were invented by some eastern European?
You guys invented jack shit.

WUZ

WE

>proud of psichoanalisys and communism
REEEEEEEE

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We gassed the wrong people.

>google "who created the rocket"
>Robert Hutchings Goddard was an American engineer, professor, physicist, and inventor who is credited with creating and building the world's first liquid-fueled rocket.

It's not

Communism was started by Karl Marx, a Jew you idiot. Albert Einstein was Jewish and an AMERICAN.

Bagels, breaking the enigma code, the most common version of kerosene lamps, multistage rockets, oil wells, the pleograph (a movie camera made before the French cinematograph), the aeroscope (first handheld movie camera), mine detectors, the bomb-release system (herro, Hiroshima) and of course vodka.
>inb4 russian autistic screeching about the last one

KANGZ

You really are ignorant. DC, AC power, the telephone, the telegraph, the automobile and plenty others are American inventions.

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>Albert Einstein was Jewish and an AMERICAN
he was not american, retard he was jewish but "german"

Back to lurking thanks

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We invented the Ochy Burny Bottles™ that absolutely slaughtered the Soviets

this
also this

Your country was a British invention, fuckwit

Dane axes, round churches, foreign intervention for political gain, Vikings, long boats, aebleskiver, and pickled herring.

and you invented Sadomaso

>American education

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>Submarines

i dare to say homosexuality as well

obesity and landing on the moon

Pretty much everything the other countries like to claim. I'll just add the ones you forgot:
-usable steam engines (Jacob Leupold, decades before james watt)
-literally any type of motorized aircraft: propeller planes (Weißkopf, a year before wright), jet planes, rockets (conrad haas), maneuverable helicopters (focke-wulf). also gliders (lilienthal)
-internal combustion engines (otto, diesel)
-electric engines (siemens)
-bicycles (drais)

-real engineers: the traditional german engineering course (Diplom Ingenieur Maschinenbau und Verfahrenstechnik) basically requires you to learn mechanical, chemical, electrical and process engineering at the same time, in less time then you'd have for bachelor + master in any of them (bachelor + master: 7+3 semesters, MV: 9 semesters). Only taught in germany (and even there only two universities are still allowed to teach this course, the others can only teach american-level bachelor and master courses). This is where the "german engineer" meme comes from.

also modern representative democracy (thing-system, described first by tacitus), general health insurance (in the teutonic order state), social insurance (bismarck).

Ever heard of Weißkopf?