Joining the Military

Does anybody else have an incessant urge to join the Military? I've had this since becoming redpilled. I just want to make my ancestors proud, who were all in the military.

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Best decision I ever made was joining the Air Force. Second best decision was getting out after I had gotten all the training, education, travel and experience they had to offer.

How long were you in?

The Military is one of the most toxic environments you will ever experience.

Your commander, officers, etc, don't give 2 fucks about you. Even in basic your T.I. half the time doesn't give a shit, people legit have died because their T.I.'s didn't fucking care and just wanted to push out another wing/platoon/etc without dealing with issues that arise.

The answer they give you every fucking time something happens is "drink more water".

Shin splits? Drink more water.
Sprained ankle? Drink more water.
Need to piss? Drink more water.

And once you finally get out, you get to spend 1/8 of your time in fucking class rooms learning how to not rape women.

They're trash. Military is last resort tier.

Sounds better than college, muh'd dude. At least I'm paid. Higher than everyone else because I'm not a brainlet and can get a specialist role.

>12k a year in training
>18k a year as a private

And they don't even cop your food and accommodation anymore, you have to pay for that now as well (albeit subsidised).

It's a fucking joke mate, I joined because I wanted to grow up and be a man. Everyone except the senior non-comms (even the officers) are fuccboi twats with the emotional age of 16 year olds because they've had someone hold their hand and tell them what to do and how to do it every minute of their life.

Go in as an officer if you can.

Join the military, private! They need warm bodies like you.

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How did you handle telling your parents you were gay?

the military is a potentially sacrificial form of welfare for the dregs of society

Technical roles are on £22k post training. I mainly want to join because I hate civvy life and can't be fucked with even more education. Next year will be my 3rd year in college and I want it to be my last in college.

do it user, or you will become old and always hate yourself for it.
and if you dont like it, you can leave with your skills and go private

I've already got skills/quals I just want to further them in the Military.

Hell yeah Shitters!

I used to fly left gun on those.

Remember kiddies:
Left gun trails the target to hit
Right gun leads the target to hit
and Ramp gun does both depending on where it is pointed

I did it for 6 years. Better than working, plus I got to kill people.

22k year training is still pennies mate, half that goes towards your board, food, buying your own kit because the shit they supply falls apart or flat out isn't issued, or on life insurance they force you to pay into. Only thing to look forward to is getting deployed and even that's not an option now (both me and my dad left the light infantry, him after Iraq the Prequel and me after the last Operation Herrick names came up)

Believe me mate there's nothing worse than 5 years of parading with no chance of a deployment.

Were you in the Infantry?

If you go in, actually sign up for combat. I did about 3 years as a 19D (Cav Scout). What's the point if you're going to be doing logistics or admin.

Don't be like this guy

The military can be a very fulfilling experience, and I do not regret having joined for a term. The question is, as a redpilled person, do you find the foreign policy objectives you support morally permissible? If faced with that question today, I do not believe I would find it acceptable. Genuinely defending your country is great, anything less not so much.

Yeah I'd really love to live in a small hut with dozens of sweaty niggers, Mexicans, and farting hicks. It would be awesome to learn how to take orders from fat black women awhile being paid prisoners wages. Then you get to do jumping jacks and jog around till jews need to buttfuck something, so they order you to go stomp around like a dumbfuck in some clueless goat herder country until a desperate starving teenage boy plants a homemade bomb under the port o potty at the Burger King at the base, which blows up, ripping open my leg and asshole. And that's when I get to shit in a colostomy bag with tubes up my butt cause my rectum was shredded by nails blasted from the IED. My mom then gets to run antibiotic cream on my bleeding, chronically infected anus for 4 years till the VA pulls my number and does a piss poor surgical procedure that causes me to walk with a limp and shart bloodfarts every time I go to bed, but it doesn't matter cause they give me buckets of jew manufactured opiates for the unremitting pain and I get addicted to pills and die of a fentanyl overdose at a shelter one year later. Oh, and my girlfriend left me for a dude with a normal job years ago awhile I was stomping around a sweltering foreign desert like a dumbfuck achieving nothing cause army fags are statistically highly likely to lose their women due to the fact they're gone for months at a time getting orders from Jamal and getting paid nothing awhile dying for Jews and apparently women find that unattractive.

Yeah dude GO ARMY!!! USA!!! USA!!!

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a deployment. But, ultimately the crux of my argument is that I can't stand civvy life, I find it to be absolute grulling. Even If I find the job I want, I'll on similar money, have to by twice as much on rent/food and have no additional honour/valour.

Ive been thinking about joining lately too out of want for knowledge and family who have joined. My Opa was the greatest man I knew but it was different for them back then.

Presently have a little knowledge about the CF navy but nothing else really. I have an anxious past with depression and such though so I don't even think they'd take me probably.

I never voted for said policy but also realise that someone has to join. If we all took such a pragmatic argument we wouldn't have a military, you have to be selfless in this regard.

try learning a skill in the military there, then try and transfer to the adf, our troops get paid much more than you, like, double i think. not sure about canadian or nz military but i'd imagine they're probably similar.

I have Aussie family in Melbourne, if that would help me?

Deployment to where, lol, we aren't even being garrisoned in Germany after 2020.

Literally the most exciting thing you can look foward to is freezing your taint off in Estonia for a couple of months, but saying that I've got no idea the troop strength of what is deployed. It wouldn't surprise me if it's just a skeleton crew to supply and maintain the handful of jets we have stationed there and a couple of RAF regiments to doss about on the strip pulling security.

At least the yanks have 600 billion in defense spending that they can piss up the wall on training and exercise, you should go from doing a 2 week live-fire ex. with the yanks to immediately (a month later) doing one headed by us. They don't even trust us with live rounds half the time, not because we'll shoot ourselves but because they can't afford to replace the 5.56 nevermind the 20mm the tuna cans fire.

it's one thing to love your country, it's another thing to die for the state. i'm not a fucking hippy, but when the SHTF i want to be on my own dirt. if i'm going to die for my country let it be on my own doorstep, not in some third world shithole that doesn't want me there anyway.

You learn good skills in the military but besides that it's not worth it to die for Jewish wars.

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I wouldn't be surprised if there was another Middle Eastern conflict with what's going on Iran. Just to add, you still haven't addressed that fact that Civvy pay is just as shit, rent is twice as high and is less gratifying.

>Enlist for 4 years with 4 years reserve
>get access to neet weapon
>get discounts and pats on the back
>get pussy
>be a small part of a greater machine that is excellent at killing mud slimes, Africans, and zipper heads
Do it faggot. Get ready for prison rules though

Get out of here with that Iran shite mate, there's some university revolutionaries kick off down there every couple of years after being prodded and instigated by Israeli or Saudi intel agencies.

Not to mention Iran has an actual functioning military, talk about having to buy your own equipment, might as well order that body bag on amazon prime. I'd love to see the state we get ourselves into trying to fight a proxy war against Russia after the 2010 defense cuts have festered away for 8 years.

When I was passing out in 2012, half the non-coms and officers were forced out because the government didn't want to pay for their retirement if they served another couple of years.

Probably explains why it's such a joke now.

idk if having family here would help, as i understand it they just like to headhunt qualified troops from other countries to make up for vacancies and so they don't have to train them. look here and you can see what the army is looking for currently, i'm guessing the navy and air force have their own pages: army.defencejobs.gov.au/joining/can-I-join/citizenship/overseas-applicants. it would likely have changed by the time you joined the brit military and got qualified, but if you go ahead with it would be worth to keep in mind as an option.

I wouldn't stay long enough for retirment. Just want to get the experience, some skills and can get out after.

>Says the
>Soldier
>Seaman
>Muhreen

There's a reason every other branch is jealous of the AF.

>and farting hicks
Tell me about brother, I hate White trash so much.

It seems that you just need experience, I'll look into it.

You won't have the chance to retire if you get lit up by 14mm rounds because the last 3 generations of officers and non-comms don't know what the fuck they're doing in a combat environment because the government booted all the qualified people out to save a couple of quid.

I'll take that risk, if no one did we wouldn't have a military.

>Joining the Chair Force
he said he had an urge to join the military

Go right ahead mate, don't hold your breath on getting in even if you decide to join, though. Regular recruiting is a fraction of what it used to be.

There's a reason all the adverts on spotify are the TA (or the reserves as they're now called), they want to move from a professional standing army to a bunch of weekend warriors because then they only need to pay them 40 quid a month.

Its a good time, just make sure you don't get married or knock any sluts up. If I had a dollar for everyone of my dumb shit enlisted men who did that I could take out a 148% APR loan on a new V6 mustang.

do you faggots hold in your farts? Maybe the soy inhibits gas. Chad farts are the best farts

Same, although I have had the urge since high school.

Im probably to old to sign up. Any anons know if a 38 year old is too old to start?

Max is 50 in Britain.

Unless you are a chaplain or medical doctor, yes, hilariously way too old.

I love the military and I hate it. I'm currently in and have one more year.

With how many US soldiers are around the world only 37 were killed in action around the world (I'm sure the UK is much lower if any)

You're more likely to die driving down the streets of Chicago.

The only thing that will realistically kill you is suicide

He's just a guy trying to sound hardcore about a job where he didn't do anything

>I've had this since becoming redpilled

What? So you learn that wars in the middle east are proxy wars on the basis of American and Israeli interests and want to fight for them?

Fucking hell lad top yourself