You are now Hitler

What do you do?

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not suicide

Stop being a kike.

kms

I is Hitler now or I is Hitler then?

At which point in time do I become Hitler exactly?

What time though. Early 1914, late 1918, 1936, 1939? I need to know when i am hitler to be able to make a smart response.

Fuck Eva

Back then.

Hold off on invading Poland to take back rightful German territory. That can be achieved later.

Back then when?

1933-1945.

unironically gas the kikes

not invade russia. send more troops for the north Africa campaign. attempt to liberate the Ukraine.

Finalize the final solution

Why not just play Hearts of Iron IV?

Okay, i'd start by refusing the NSDAP nomination for being the NSDAP candidate for the chancellor seat. Then i'd settle down back in Austria and attempt to get into the Vienna art school again. I get in, and spend my twilight years painting with multiple german war medals to my name from world war 1 and a extremely brief political career behind me.

Shave moustache and i am not Hitler any longer.

Secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

Everything he did. Hitler did nothing wrong. Would have no regrets

>build up defenses
>wait for Russia to strike first
>join the allies
>BTFO communism
>1000 year reich

Crypto leaf poster

Buy my troops winter gear, recruit the slavs, go for Moscow, gas all the degenerates, secure Africa.

Result: Control of Eurasia and Africa.

>What do you do?
Release a statement saying that neither I nor the NSDAP wish to Holocaust the Jews, Gypsies Homosexuals or other groups in any way, shape or form.

Go on a goodwill tour of the USA and declare, on American soil that neither I, Germany nor the NSDAP wish war with the USA and ask the President to sign a non-aggression and/or peace treaty. I also ask the USA to sign treaty to not develop or use atomic weaponry.

Invite the Red Cross and International Media to Danzig to document the inhuman treatment of Ethnic Germans by the Polish.

In secret I advance the work on the stealth bomber and simplify the German weaponry so it's less likely to break down on the field or when it does it's easily repairable. I also delay any military plans by at least one year to build up manpower, weaponry and advance technology.

Get qt Nazi girls to fart in my mouth

>join the allies
He tried to unite with the other Aryan countries, that wasn't an option.

They refused to unite with Deutschland because their Jewish overlords wanted more than nothing to make the rivers of Central Europe run red with the blood of all German children.

Gas the kikes and the eternal anglo.

continue to peruse my art career

>recruit the slavs,
>you are now hitler
Good luck breaking your promise to the german people

Make the numbers add up by killing 5,994,000 Jewish time travellers.

I would take nukes seriously.

"Physics, however, seemed beyond the ken of Hitler and his immediate subordinates. In his memoirs Albert Speer recounted discussions in 1942 of the possibility of an atomic bomb with Hitler. Speer noted that the Führer was “unable to grasp the revolutionary nature of nuclear physics” and was “anti-modern in decisions on armaments.” More to Hitler’s liking were such bizarre programs as the one designed to breed an army of educated dogs that could read, talk and write, and serve alongside German troops. Hitler actually gave the go-ahead for a “Tier-Sprechschule” (Animal Talking School). Heinrich Himmler, Hitler’s Interior Minister and architect of the “Final Solution,” was firmly convinced that the moon and planets were encased in ice, that the Earth once had two moons, one of which had crashed into the Earth, causing the Great Flood of Noah’s Ark fame, and that the existing moon was about to repeat the event. Given this environment, it is not difficult to imagine the challenges in advancing academic science."

Source: centralsquaretheater.org/nazis-atomic-bomb/

Basically this. May need to delay for more than a year though to let Italy get their shit together though

Immediately invade the UK after Dunkirk and place the British Fascist party in power, denying the Americans a launching point for planes and troops, securing a massive source of Aryan troops and industries, and thwarting Lend Lease, which rescued the soviets. Basically win the war.

eat a steak.

Not divert troops into the Caucuses and focus more on Stalingrad. Also focus on strategic bombing versus faggot Stuka shit.

Spread religious tolerance, denouce racism and racial politics, spread libertarian ideas, the values of Enlightenment and peace through europe, fight against authoritarian regimes in europe, bring democracy back to germany and italy, fight poverty in the reich and beyond, bring with british, french and american support democracy to Stalin's USSR and fight totalitarian commies, get a Nobel peace prize for something, be remembered as the greatest statesman of the 20th century and get honored with statues everywhere, schools, universites and cities will be named after me and the swastika becomes an international symbol of peace, democracy and international understanding.

What about when you get denied, hitler-user?

then you kill yourself

Implement a new economic system which doesn't feature usury.

No nukes dummy. Never happened.

>Not divert troops into the Caucuses and focus more on Stalingrad
The failure to advance into the caucasus and capture the baku oil fields was what actually defeated the reich, as it already suffered fuel shortages by late '41.

>Basically this. May need to delay for more than a year though to let Italy get their shit together though
I figured a year because by the end of the war there was several technologies that were about a year away from winning Germany the war. One of which being that stealth bomber.

-Not get buddy-buddy with the Nips
-Not declare war on the United States
-Hold off on the U.S.S.R.

this

>get a Nobel peace prize for something, be remembered as the greatest statesman of the 20th century and get honored with statues everywhere

>caring about a stupid fucking award over saving your entire civilization, people and securing their future

By capturing Stalingrad they would have cut the USSR completely off from the caucuses anyways. By trying to push troops into both at once they neither took the city to cut them off and allowed the troops in the caucuses to not only get resupplied but to also flank Stalingrad and create a giant pocket.

If i get denied... i guess i'd just become a fascist demagogue. Traveling Europe, spreading the word of national socialism. Maybe find a position in the German government.

>Hitler declared war on the US
kek, American education

>not getting buddy-buddy with the nips that secured all of Asia, stopping Russia from entering Asia or moving East, stopping the US, AUS, CAN and NZ from entering or heading west through Asia and keeping the Anglosphere busy away from Europe
it's like you wanted Hitler to lose the war sooner

> grabs popcorn

Okay, I'll bite. What shit-for-brains conspiracy theory do you have about there never being nukes? Or is that not what you meant?

Advise the Japs to not take any action agains the US so I can keep BTFOing the Soviets

Make friends with America and never invade Africa

>make friends with the jews

Build 3 times number of submarines in the 30.
Not allow troops to escape Dunkirk.
Total naval blockade of Britain, starve them.
Bring back former King Edward.

Fuel was way more important as the reserves in romania not particulary large, also
>By capturing Stalingrad they would have cut the USSR completely off from the caucuses anyways
see pic, the red army would have simply arrived over the caspian sea and anglo-soviet-occupied Iran.

The problem with most of the assumptions in this thread is that you don't realize that high-leadership Jews in Poland were begging for war with Germany, hence the massacre. The U.K. Jews signed a non-aggression pact and were actively shilling for it. This was a war about Hitler's "Economic miracle" and it scared the Jew. No longer could the (Jewish) bankers (see Rothschild & co) make $$$ from Usury in Germany and they feared that other nations would follow suit.

So, Poland actively incited violence, meanwhile the (((Soviets))) were amassing troops/material on their western border to infect all of Europe with communism. The problem was, that after Poland was occupied, the French did the same thing, hence why Hitler occupied France. I would have better handled to Poland situation and immediately BTFO Russia come spring, then since the Polish murderers were dead, GIVEN BACK FUCKING POLAND as a good gesture to "non-aggressivism". He got greedy by wanting to hold-onto the lost German territory.

use insurgent groups to overtrow berlin fron the inside, keep the russian bear at bay by stationary defenses;
never attack the us, ask kindly for the french to surrender,