Why do you fall for the underwear-trick? Unless you are a leaking woman or live in a really cold place it doesn't make any sense.
>Oy vey buy our shit. What does it do? >You gonna have a sweaty crack all day and your sperm die from the heat. ...does it at least look good? >the only person that will see it, is the woman you want to fuck. in that case she can admire your underwear for 0.34 seconds as she wait for you to take them off. after that you can fuck her with your sweaty, stinking, infertile genitals
Benjamin Rodriguez
It keeps your zipper from slicing up the head of your dick tho
Alexander Ross
This has nothing to do with politics. Fuck off to Sup Forums with this faggotry.
Adrian Rodriguez
do ameri-pants not have a piece of cloth over the zipper on the inside?
if you talk about getting your dick caught in the zipper: you're a retard.
Bentley Martin
Panty liners bitch.
Christian Rodriguez
Well some of us who have longer-than-average dicks get the tip stuck in the zipper regardless of what the intention of the cloth under the zipper is meant for. I've had it happen to me twice in the last week, hence why I wear boxer briefs. That way, my tip won't get snipped.
Anthony Rivera
This has only happened to me once, and it didn't even hurt that bad. Underwear is a waste of money. A ploy by both (((Big Clothing))) and (((Big Detergent))).
Wyatt Cook
WOW shills are desperate these days
Logan Ward
underwear keeps you from shitting up your pants from the time you leave the buffet until you reach your moms basement and no longer care.
Grayson Fisher
Well your meme flag says you suck cum out of used condoms you find on the ground behind the methadone clinic so I will not be very quick to take advice from you.
Carson Howard
we all know what must be done for our ball's sake
Easton Diaz
Its a sanitation thing. My balls sweat a lot and I don't feel like washing a pair of pants every time I wear them. It also holds my dick n balls in place so they dot go down my pantleg. It also stops piss driblets from dripping down my leg or spotting on my pants. It also grants me the convenience to take off my pants without exposing myself for more comfort.
Joseph Ross
Because after I shave my ass and penis and balls they are sensitive and ubderware helps to soak up sweat
Kevin Gomez
I don't wear underwear. I realized it's pointless and just makes my junk hotter which it shouldn't be.
Cameron Richardson
lmao diapers
Jayden Baker
Work in below freezing weather so long johns keep my junk from freezing off.
Better than the refugee way to prevent freezing..which is to find a cuck like and use his mouth as a dick warmer in cold weather..
But OP likes that..
Austin Bailey
you have earned my respect sir
Cooper Bennett
>
>Sweat.
So basically underwear mops up the sweat from elevating the temperature from wearing them. Great.
Connor Ross
if you had a longer than average dick you would know that the tip of your dick is already beneath the zipper. If anything the middle would get caught
Noah Davis
I freeball occasionally too and the sweat is WAY worse without them. Especially in the summer, they are absolutely crucial.
Colton Bennett
Do you wear a toque?
Michael Green
Well when I'm pissing it doesn't help that occasionally my dick doesn't go in all the way.
Adam Howard
>bolivian reading comprehension 2nd sentence literally said "unless you... live in a really cold place"
Bentley Nelson
Not political Not even political bait
Isaiah Robinson
We give our children "snugglies" as underwear. Holy fucking crap you try to zip it back up in the middle of the night after taking a piss and you get your dick caught in it.
But only after you become an adult do you understand that pain was nothing compared to circumcision.
Blake Garcia
>He's a dicklet Underwear keeps my massive schlong from becoming completely obvious in professional settings. Sorry about your micropeen, though.
Jaxson Green
Sage for babbys first troll thread
Lincoln Campbell
Underwear helps keep the shit from leaking out when we shart in the mart.
Xavier Jenkins
>underwear >not wearing your own personal toilet so you can shit or piss whenever or wherever you feel like it
Jaxon Russell
>He doesn't realize that only Canadians know what toques are It's kinda like bagged milk...
Carter Cox
m8... just be more careful Or just don't reproduce... If you accidentally castrate yourself twice a week and you don't learn from it, nature is trying to tell you something Do you also poke yourself in the eye several times a week?
Colton Garcia
No, thankfully not.
Sebastian Walker
>he actually wears clothes
Ethan Stewart
Based nudist bong knows what's up
Alexander Garcia
never bothered. the term is "riding indian". google it. buy dope for what you save. you're welcome.
David Cook
I wear boxers and muh dick isn't big so no problems here
Julian Rivera
>Mfw Norway is never in any of these pics >Even after Noranon keeps archiving everything >Fucking Sweden