Little Witch Academia

What was her upbringing like?

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Violent and lonely

>Hubby, don't you think Constanze should be learning to talk by now?

>Hubby, all the other kids are saying complete sentences, yet she hasn't said a word yet!

>Hubby, I'm just not getting this autism thing quite yet. It's been 2 years since we found out, yet it just doesn't seem like I can connect with her.

Parents were always away on business so her father, the descendent of a long line of German mechanics and tinkerers, built a team of robots to be her caretakers. She soon learned advanced engineering and mathematics from them, and began tinkering with the robot's programming herself once she got old enough, allowing her to leave the family estate without them notifying her parents. Eventually she reached the limits of her capabilities as a tinkerer with the limited resources available to her, and has turned to magic to augment her technical capabilities, leading her to enroll at Luna Nova. Being raised by robots has made normal human interaction difficult, but she's found companions in fellow misfits Amanda and Jasminka regardless.

Or at least that's my headcanon.

Hey Connie, time for belly blowing!

>want to study engineering and science
>parents sends you to magic school

Comfy

Being raised by robots kind of explains it

>sucy's puffy vulva

user please have mercy I just fapped.

>tfw I'll never see Constanze blush

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I need to get in between that!

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Raised by her dirt farming grandparents, the only books in the house were old technical manuals for farming equipment and 50s electrical appliances.

Adequate.

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have a better image, OP

Hannah! Hand over my clothes right this instant!

lots of Ordnung

Was it rape?

When will the BD come out? I want to watch it on its full.

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She deserves a spin off, She has so much uniqueness compared to the other characters.

Buy them first.

Who's Cheese, Lulu and Piper?

Who?

You better be talking about Chariot, you bastard.

Is this all they do after school?

Diana is that kind of girl that would never admit to date you and would shit on you when she'd be with her parents but after that she'd send you text saying she's sorry and she can't wait for tonight.

But her parents are dead.

They are so cute together.

I love how Sucy hugs her legs, qt as fuck.

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Thanks but I'm asking for that. A date to buy them.

Thats easy.

Akko is always cute.

For some reason I imagine her as being the daughter of a communist engineer. She spent almost her entire life being taught to be beneficial to the motherland and so she spends her entire time at school performing her duties as a witch perfectly and constantly creating new machines to increase productivity.

bee-chan is best background waifu

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I want Lotte to be my wife!

>perfectly
>gets a B-

Amanda Connie relationship is weird

Did you forget your image?

It's adorable

Give me your lewdest Akko/Andrews

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WhenS the Contanze goes NUCLEAR episode? Honestly, that's the only reason im sticking around.

This is your mentor from now on. What is your reaction?

Here's some help.

Also, where are the Vajaroisfags? Has the sight of her cursed form drove away any potential lovers?

Do i get my own cubes?

amanda is a filthy street whore

It's non-existent

Is there a subject Akko can master without the Rod?
Besides philosophy.

Is that supposed to be a woman?

That's disgusting, are we getting Ragyo all over again? KlK isn't even popular with among women, why shit the show with that stupid crap?

Sex ed

You get a demo version. You need to pay to get the full one. Cube Dragon comes as a separate DLC

They will do Eisenach on her, she will say something in last episode

No need to be so jealous, Ursula. You lost. She won. Not all of you can be such cool beauties.

Diana has a _____ _____!

Tiny pixie

You're the problem if you're the one comparing this show with KLK.

DON'T BULLY LOTTE!

>KlK isn't even popular among women
I meant LWA. The fujoshit prospects overload was too much.

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puffy vulva

Croix, you...!

>Croix calls Ursula Chariot in front of the whole school

Disgusting fanbase.

>Akko still doesn't realize Ursula is Chariot

>Akko still doesn't get it.

Akko would still probably say something stupid like
>SENSEI SHE'S RIGHT! YOU KINDA DO LOOK LIKE CHARIOT

Try Egypt

cute navel

Dont bully.

QUALITY

>Ursula calls Croix an ugly dyke in front of the whole school

A CORPSE, SHOULD BE LEFT WELL ALONE

>Akko's face when she says 'I am NOT ugly'

Can someone post that reaction image of Ursula-sensei going 'EHHHHH?!'

you know the one

Sucy Maria when

>Croix kills Ursula in front of the whole school.

You know it will happen.

Who would win an official popularity poll? Sucy has the overwhelming advantage but I think the Diana defrosting arc may pull her ahead depending on how good it is.

With what? Roombas made from cubes?

>hey there, akko
>why do I look pregnant?
>well, that's because I am
>who's the father?
>don't be silly, there is no father
>it took a lot of magic, but I just stuck diana up there
>akko, relax
>it'll only take a few weeks for her to come to term so I can give birth, and only few more days after that until she's fully grown again
>and this isn't like last time when I turned her into an eel and used her as a vibrator
>I'm going to be a mommy, can't you just be happy for me?
>my hips are going to widen out, my ass is going to get bigger
>and my tits are going to fill out so much
>eventually they're going to start leaking milk into my uniform
>and my stomach is going to be so big and heavy
>I'll have to start wearing maternity wear
>have you heard that it's possible to orgasm from giving birth?
>I know I will
>do you think diana will call me mommy after I give birth to her?
>I hope she does
>the thought of having a beautiful daughter to groom into my pleasure slave is making me shiver
>I hope you're there when I finally give birth, akko
>You can hold my hand and tell me to breath and start drinking from my breasts
>and then you can help me raise diana while she grows up
>I'll look so feminine after
>none of my old clothes are going to fit with my new thick hips and motherly figure

>wait, akko, where are you going
>don't tell finneran
>I'll let you be ursula's daughter and make her give birth to you if you don't
>you'll have a new mommy too

Nice smile.

MAGICAL roombas. It's obvious you have never dealt with them. If you did, you would know how dangerous this stuff is.

>Croix calls Ursula old childless hag and tells her she's 2 months pregnant with her husband's baby

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>I'll let you be ursula's daughter and make her give birth to you if you don't
>you'll have a new mommy too

Anyone with JP proxy and Netflix can check if they've added more LWA episode titles?

I really hope that Croix doesn't spoil Ursula's identity to Akko, I want it to be a one on one type of reveal

Isn't Ursula 28 or something? Her uterus should be demanding baby.

feminine penis

Was ep 14 named ''Shiny Chariot''?

Unless Diana does something massively stupid first.

I hope Diana finds out first.

Not gonna happen.

for a second I thought Sucy was a younger Camilla from FE:F

Same, but Akko is denser than a harem protagonist.

That would only increase her gap moe appeal, m8. It's like you don't understand why female characters are popular. They don't need to be perfect Kiritos or Kira Yamatos. Popular female characters are vulnerable.