Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Breakfast Edition

Groko coalition talks start on the 7th
Majority of Germans prefers Groko over minority government or re-election
Parliament uniting against AfD, the only party whose members are actually present

>news in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article172124212/Kandel-Gruppe-demonstriert-fuer-buntes-Deutschland-dann-kommt-es-zum-Tumult.html
zeit.de/gesellschaft/zeitgeschehen/2018-01/fluechtlinge-altersbestimmung-untersuchung-rechtsmedizin-klaus-pueschel
rp-online.de/politik/deutschland/noah-becker-beleidigt-aerger-ueber-rassismus-kommentar-von-afd-abgeordnetenjens-maie-aid-1.7298216

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=R6FfIxfeIBk
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=9Ve6Jnm2UTY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg

>fake Höckecaust memorial trolled
youtube.com/watch?v=qktW2-h3kNM

>Einzelfallmap:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US&ll=49.59415871264955,15.439837295117286&z=6

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw
youtube.com/watch?v=K-QQ1-52jCA

>Kraut/pol/ OP dump
pastebin.com/twpCkZG3

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
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myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ
youtube.com/watch?v=2--RFShkusw

>old thread

Other urls found in this thread:

donaukurier.de/lokales/ingolstadt/Ingolstadt-DKmobil-Kettensaegenattacke-in-der-Nacht;art599,3640688
presseportal.de/blaulicht/pm/65849/3830028
m.faz.net/aktuell/feuilleton/medien/nachrichtenredaktion-von-ard-aktuell-feiert-jubilaeum-15370727.amp.html?GEPC=s30&__twitter_impression=true
m.youtube.com/watch?v=RTgRWPEYZyA
7hnc7sd5jgj53f.wixsite.com/mybordersmychoice
youtube.com/watch?v=8avRDBPADzI
welt.de/vermischtes/article172161678/Velbert-Polizei-stoppt-Massenschlaegerei-mit-Warnschuss.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Nice. SPD and AfD getting fucked at the same time. Hail Merkel.

Pizza delivery man gets attacked with chainsaw and axe. Does anyone know their ethnicity/nationality?

donaukurier.de/lokales/ingolstadt/Ingolstadt-DKmobil-Kettensaegenattacke-in-der-Nacht;art599,3640688

Comment at Welt.
>Hätte der Pizzabote das Zusammenleben nicht aushandeln können?

Swining yo axe seems to be popular with certain ethnicities. Either that or machetes.

presseportal.de/blaulicht/pm/65849/3830028

See you later. Keep this thread alive plox.

Reminder that today is the first official day to start reporting your friends for spreading fake news and (((hate speech)))

Englisch Version

Report Everything

You're aware of the irony, right?

Hey guys! Thread dead?

Good riddance.

erinnert ihr euch noch an diese linke fotze die ne vergewaltigung verschwiegen hat um rechte instrumentalisierung zu verhindern? hahaha wie behindert muss man sein

Well, its about as alive as the popular support for the AfD in general.

I'm sorry, this is an english only thread.

#kandel m.faz.net/aktuell/feuilleton/medien/nachrichtenredaktion-von-ard-aktuell-feiert-jubilaeum-15370727.amp.html?GEPC=s30&__twitter_impression=true

m.youtube.com/watch?v=RTgRWPEYZyA

ok i'll adapt to bastarddeutsch from now on

did any self-hating user with masochistic tendencies actually see "willkommen bei den hartmanns"? german movies without propaganda are shitty enough, I can't imagine how horrible such on-the-nose propaganda movies are

Nope didn't see it

I don't watch anything modern (((German))) cultural productions.

I don't even allow my kids to watch the television.

>irony
Pic related

AfD American division?

Hello nu/fag/ ...

English version...sorta

On the Bärlin SBahn right now. Ama

are there any germans in your wagon?

Orient Express S-8?

A few older ones. Guy I'm sharing a 4er Platz with is "asian" and smells like a cooked dog.

I can only imagine what this place looks like when the welfare state goes bust.

One of the "better ones" S-1 from Wannsee.

Needless to say the closer we get to Potsdamer Platz the browner the train gets.

>I can only imagine what this place looks like when the welfare state goes bust.
Civil war?

I can only hope. People talk about ethnic cleansing like it's a bad thing. I don't get it.

60s architecture really destroyed this city.

With less than 15% of the people on your side that war will be hard.
Remember, if you are outnumberd like that, it doesn´t matter how advanced your tactics and weapons are.

Can you upload a phone image of some nearby CDU or SPD propaganda?

Sure. I'm thinking the middle 50% of society will switch sides once the welfare state and economy collapses and the muzzies chimp out.

If that doesn't happen and Western Europe goes hard left, then it's time to leave.

The problem is where can you go?

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>The problem is where can you go?
Southern Chile

Yeah little Israel? No thanks.

West Pommern looks comfy as fuck. Gotta learn that Polnisch tho.

IB4
>fuck off were full

I doubt poland woul take many german refugees

Yeah I know that. Hungry has a quasi-open door policy for Germans and Plattensee is beautiful but it's so far away from the Ostsee.

"Art"

Nice. It’s a start

Please save yourselves

There realy is an agenda to breed away the white race.
Jews fare in those conditions better

Sup Forums was right
Sup Forums is always right

I've lived in your country before.
I won't move to your country & marry one of your women because i don't want to leave America & our freedoms.

But my grand parents & great grand parents are from Deutscheland & Sweden, & you guys are not going to be an ethnicity down the road

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Good morning Kraut/pol/. If anyone wants to participate in a new anti-immigration poster campaign with good optics that will spread to normies, please check out #MyBordersMyChoice:
7hnc7sd5jgj53f.wixsite.com/mybordersmychoice
We have translations for every country. German PDFs for printing here (color & grayscale versions):
docs.wixstatic.com/ugd/2cf586_5a74deb8452440f3ad40a28a7d6da571.pdf
docs.wixstatic.com/ugd/2cf586_030f1a2687f5444ea9e1a5e4490d8f93.pdf

Germans will take back their country. Your demographic destiny is in your hands and victory will be yours. Godspeed anons

posters go up on Jan 21 at night on campuses around the world, bonus points for feminism related areas

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HANS, ICH BRACHE MAL DEN FLAMMENWERFER!

>Kraut/pol/
reminder to report e-celeb threads

mods

You got a Roach Problem?

...low meme

We both got a roach, kike and nigger-infestation here.

Bump

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S1 from Wannsee is bearable, from Schöneberg and Yorkstraße on it starts to get hmmm. Good thing you're not on the Ringbahn around Neukölln, that's totally Kabul.

Potsdamer Platz. Though I like that place. The Sony Center side is okay, the Arkaden side is Muzzie-infested.

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WE'RE NOT DONE YOU AND I!!!!

ME NE FREGO!

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Contrary to popular belief this is NOT a thread for the kraut and tea drama, but a thread for Germans.
Kraut is NOT A GERMAN.

I personally have always used a cheese slicer or a knife for thicker slices.

Good man, i shall take my leave

Morning bump

He's alive...

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>1488
Wew lad.

Checked.

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Walking through Neukölln (Berlin).

youtube.com/watch?v=8avRDBPADzI

OY VEY

more of that bitch on the right ?

>Groko coalition talks start on the 7th

Dietrich, enlighten me.
What is this Groko coalition.
Is is the opposite of the Failed Jamiaca coalition?
Will this coalition in include AfD?

Is this A meme ?
Or is this actually what the inept ones in the Reich stag advertised?

>What is this Groko coalition.
The coalition between the two biggest parties.
The CDU and the SPD, they are also the former government coalition.

>Is is the opposite of the Failed Jamiaca coalition?
No, Jamaica would include the CDU, but not the SPD.

>Will this coalition in include AfD?
No.

Will this groko coalition fail as well?

Hopefully.

>Will this groko coalition fail as well?
I doubt it, they were the former government, but the SPD initially didn't want to be part of the government to deny the AfD the spot of the opposition leader.

Lol I was just on the s-1 to wansee. I got off in zehlendorf tho

No, sorry

Where are all the Berlin folks at though?
Do you guys have like a bar or hangout spot? Because all I see are lefties and Turks.

Bump

It's a meme

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Has Merkel formed a government yet and how have AfD been doing? Thanks germanbrahs.

No new gov yet. AfD is trolling inside and outside of the parliament and testing out how far they can go.

This is NOT a "Trout & Pee" thread, you 56% Amerimutt

And some new enrichment. Since some months it's multiple of such occurrences daily. Always "youths" or "man" (i.e. Turks, Arabs, nogs). 20-100 people who fight each other, attack police, fire fighters, medics. And as usual: nothing happens to them, no consequences, just nothing.

welt.de/vermischtes/article172161678/Velbert-Polizei-stoppt-Massenschlaegerei-mit-Warnschuss.html

There are like 6 different partys in the german parlament:
>CDU/CSU
Merkel
>SPD
Schulz(about the same as Merkel)
>FDP
left leaning libertarians that don´t like the AFD
>Die Linke
Old DDR socialist party
>Green
SJWs, pedophiles and 68ers
>AFD
conservatives/alternative right

None has enough votes to rule alone, CDU/Green/FDP tryed a coalition but failed, SPD campained with refusing coalition with CDU and everyone hates the AFD.
So german politics are kind of gridlocked and Merkes stays chancelor untill that changes.

This isn't Krautgate you leadpoisoned retard.

>vermischtes
Always makes me chuckle.

>how have AfD been doing?
They scored 13% in the election, poll indicate that they would get about 14% in new elections.

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Keep the half anglo, quarter Jew PLEASE out of a thread for Germans.

CDU/CSU
>(((Christian))) (((Democratic))) Union. a party supposedly being conservative but lost itself in being so anti-native that it always attempts to appeal for a strong europe and often warns other countries to be like itself.
CSU
>Regional Bavarian Party, more conservative than it's republic-wide friend, has little to say because it often ends up being cucked by Merkel.
SPD
>Socialist Party Germany, they say they are for worker's rights, but get shit done like 2% raise of welfare or something which'll end up being two wet pennies for the common folk.
FDP
>Useless does not even make justice to this party, the Jamaica Coalition is the only way they could've gained any fame, because they are employer-oriented idiots who always turn 180° on their word if it happens to be taken wrong. Christian Lindner takes care more of his Twitter than his political carreer or so it appears.
Die Linke
>Finanically Supports Antifa, Batshit insane Progressives, proposed a plan to lawfully implement more genders than there were pokémon.
Greens
>Linke+Enviromentalism, a little more hellbent on Feminism, the kind of person who wears Llamma Wool Scarves and always speaks holier than thou
AfD
>Nationalistic Conservatives, they hold up old views of the Nuclear Family, Gender Binary, Border Control and that Keeping the EU alive is a waste and plan to either abolish it or reform it.

take the projections with a grain of salt, when the CDU fucks up twice, the big parties will suffer the consequences.

Lower Voter Participationrates are one of the worries of the "Volksparteien" while the Wutbürger will still vote.

So i'll imagine a good increase for a few percent. while the others drop like a hot potato

Polls are always inacurate, just like in burgerland with Trump.

who else here /not paying GEZ/?

fuck GEZ FUCK YOU

But that’s a crime user

why do they look like you can find them working on your local DM store working? I fucking love DM, always hotties working in there

the tax is illegal