>RING RING
>short pause
>"Hello I am Matthew Smith calling from the technical department of Telstra, there is something wrong with your computer"
How does Sup Forums respond to this?
RING RING
Sebastian Harris
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Henry Johnson
Hello Mr. Smith I have to tell you know that this phonecall is being recorded.
...What are you wearing Mr smith?
Sebastian Baker
POO IN LOO
Cooper Johnson
>follow their prompts
>let them connect to my windows emulator
>financial_records_.bat
>it's a fork bomb
Jeremiah Cox
...
Tyler Hall
EVERYBODY SHITTING ON STREET!
Oliver Hill
i dunno, keep them on the line and act like im doing all the things hes telling me to?
Isaac Cruz
Basically this, until I get bored and tell him to stop shitting in the street or something like that.
Thomas Rogers
please explain ausanon I want to fuck them more than wasting thier time
Thomas Carter
so like type %0|%0 (5 characters) into a text file and save it as a ".bat". then run it on a windows pc.
Landon Hughes
will it kill my work computer lol?
Wyatt Gonzalez
Won't kill it but it will recursively run the batch file until you're forced to shut down your PC because it's literally using all your resources.
Nolan Hughes
not unless you put it in the startup folder before you run it. just quit the box that appears in less than 5 seconds or your pc will explode :D
Logan Lewis
Should eventually force it to reboot. Don’t think anything permanently will happen, just uses up extreme amounts of memory from the program duplicating the process until it crashes.
Adam Stewart
cool will try thanks!!
Chase Rivera
>a polite exchange on Sup Forums
Well I never
Christopher Rodriguez
poo in indian flag, like we do here
Luis Robinson
It's funny how your ID colour is the same colour as your skin, goat fucker.
Luke Price
shut up pajeets asslicker, atleast we can fuck your whhyite wamen and then make you look like cucks
Luis Jackson
I'm the creator of this thread, falseflagger. I obviously don't lick pajeet ass.
Michael Brooks
...
Brody Bennett
To my great sorrow. However, I voted no. But you can't exactly talk as you probably keep young boys as prostitutes along with your goats.
Hunter Turner
Actually it was Melbourne and Sydney which is full of your people.