(Sung to the tune of American Pie) A long, long time ago I can still remember when my intern used to make me smile. I'd come into the office and she'd put a coffee in my hand and then maybe ride my dick for a while. But after some time she got greedy She got clingy, and so needy She threatened to tell my wife So I had to end her life. I picked up that Lincoln bust, And raised it high in pure bloodlust And that poor girl’s skull sure was crushed The day that Lori died.
Ethan Long
(Sung to the tune of Jolene) Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori! I wish I didn’t have to kill you dead. Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori! I’m sorry that I had to smash your head. Your beauty was beyond compare, That’s why I started our affair, But then you said you’d go and tell my wife. So I grabbed that statue off the shelf, I swear I couldn’t help myself But I knew that I had to end your life. Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori! Why couldn’t you just keep your damn mouth shut? Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori! You brought this on yourself, you stupid slut.
Christopher Clark
>outdated drug war policies
cool opinion sadie gurshit
Michael Watson
bump
Ian Mitchell
Is Trump turning out to be a big pussy?
he has been doing alot of talking and not alot of walking.
Apparently Sessions is in control of the country not Donald Trump. Sessions making decisions while Donald Trump sits in a dark corner, what a cuck
>Apparently Sources close to my thinking seemingly agree with this, let that sink it
Josiah Brooks
Fire yesterday confirmed destroying evidence.
Michael Morris
WE WON THE COIN TOSS IN VIRGINIA - WE HOLD THE HOUSE OF DELEGATES!!!
Where are the other Virginia anons at? /Loudoun/ reporting in
Ryder Wright
Great day for the state, all thanks to a coin.
Blake Bennett
So what ever happened to congress getting all the documents from the FBI/DOJ? All I'm hearing are kikebart shills screeching on the news today
Xavier Campbell
>effective
Fuck this faggot. He's a cuckservative hanger-on.
Caleb Gonzalez
Dude weed #ImWithTulsi
Jason Bailey
Are you still here and baking? I must be going but I wanted to know if you are still around so that another might take over if you had to have left.
Robert Anderson
>it's a trump grants amnesty and /ptg/ pretends he didn't episode
Anthony Peterson
>A GLASS BOWL How many leftists commit suicide on this one?
Was actually two slips of paper they drew lots on, coin toss seems more like a midwest tie breaker
Cooper Ramirez
I don't even smoke weed, i just find it comical that Trump wants to pretend that he is in charge but yet other people are actually the ones running the country. Meanwhile Trump just sits there with his little pissy fit about north korea.
What is he trying to distract people from? the fact that he isn't actually the one pulling strings in this country?
Mason Gomez
>WE HOLD THE HOUSE OF DELEGATES!!! Wow, a house full of delegates? Ted Cruz would love that. In fact his first words were 'Hand over the delegates, Dahnald!'.
Joshua Howard
A FUCKING GLASS BOWL.
Wyatt Cooper
Protect me Tanya-chan from the power outages I will definitely experience soon with 140km winds!
Colton Gomez
I am kinda dissapointed, I thought you guys like Russians and that you may take some healthy blackpills.
Henry Butler
See you in 3 days if you survive leaf
Jackson Morris
Most people here criticize this move but there is legal basis for what he did, being involved in Trump rallies and his election where Trump once called for her arrest. He doesn't want to taint the matter.
We've gone over that a million times, just because that happened has nothing to do with the fact that he is a highly effective AG who has accomplished a historical amount and done a great job. People here are angry that he can't do whatever he wishes and has to work in the confines of the law. You have no idea what is and isn't being investigated but claim otherwise. The whole argument is nonsense and based in the fact you and others are just upset about his stance on weed despite the fact he hasn't cracked down on any of that.
Kevin Reyes
Tulsi is anti-establishment and has a vagina, she could give Trump a hellavu run.
Adam Martinez
he didn't though!
Isaiah Thomas
I like Russians. what your problem?
Jace Bennett
Who enjoying Winter-chan's blessing here?
Kevin Butler
Hi Kikebart
Jeremiah Wright
We love Russians. Just not retarded ones.
Brandon Perez
>no one said a thing when hillary wins with a coin toss vs bernie
Daniel Sanchez
Only the weak blackpill.
Easton Wood
So was Bannon actually a snek the whole time??
I missed the first part of INFOWARS.COM
Isaiah Walker
...
Carter Johnson
there has to be a better way.....
Elijah King
I think Trump will lose 2020 if he caves on DACA.
I think it may be a smart move to give them work permits and allow them to stay, but the RINOs like Lankford (South Dakota), Tillis (North Carolina), and Graham (South Carolina) will use sob stories to get Trump to allow them to have citizenship.
I think trading 800,000 illegals for 20 billion on the wall, end to chain migration, end to diversity lottery, and E-Verify mandated might be a good trade off. But a lot of Trump's base really doesn't want ANY sort of amnesty, citizenship or work permits. They will view all his past statements as lies, and will never forgive him.
Unfortunately Trump thinks he can make everyone love him, which is foolish. The illegal DACA recipients are primarily dark skinned spics that are welfare leaches. They'll always vote for Dems no matter what Trump does.
I see DACA as a lose-lose scenario. Even if we get the wall, the illegals getting citizenship will be enough to turn swing states to Dems and end any opportunities that Trump may have of winning again.
Elijah Sanchez
powerful.
>implying Indians had laws
Isaac Myers
3 blanket coziness tonight
Luis Wood
>if
Jordan Hernandez
>white person born in the US? >eternal immigrant
>african born in europe? >he is french just like us!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he was born here!!!!!!!
Hudson Martin
It looks like you guys get: >a wall >an end to chain migration and the visa lottery programs
In exchange, Democrats get: >DACA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You guys got fucked over.
Jace Bailey
Did you notice how leaks stopped after he and rinsed penis were ousted?
William Morgan
>Making few reasonable points about polling and future elections is now retarded Nice. Enjoy your echochamber folks.
Adrian Hernandez
Sessions is a worthless stupid ass piece of sub-human garbage. Literal shit under my boot next to the scum and dirt. What A FUCKING JOKE. Obama literally allowed TERRORISTS to pump this country. MY COUNTRY. OUR COUNTRY full of fucking COCAINE.
He got rich off other peoples and their families misery. Where the FUCK is sessions? OH RIGHT. CHASING GOD DMAN HIPPIES.
>You: GREAT JOB DURRHURR Get fucked you god damn loser. I hate you.
Jayden Cooper
>52 degrees F >3 blankets
get fucked
Blake Jenkins
bet these cunts didn't say a word when Minnesota recounted 5 times until Spankin' Franken won
Cameron Cook
Don't make us finish the job. 1848 didn't go far enough
Brayden Rivera
Jesus, what a fucking moron.
This guy campaigns on ending it, suddenly goes soft when he's in office.
Is Miller even talking to Trump anymore? And why are we so adamant on giving illegals citizenship?
Shinzo Abe deported a bunch of Sikhs that spent their entire lives in Japan, but nobody gave a fuck when he did it.
Juan Long
>selling my car >some guy wants to test drive it >ask if he's ever driven a manual before >he says yes >proceeds to stall it twice and then fucks up revmatching hard >stops the car and tells me the clutch is fucked and he would be willing to buy the car for 1/10th my asking price I almost threw that faggot out of my car at gun point.
Camden Ramirez
six gorrillion Goyim
Jack Thompson
Yeah this will be challenged and overturned and then the Recucklicans won't do anything.
Colton Rogers
a wall... chain migration and visa being killed off is a pretty decent compromise
it sucks and certainly not ideal but i'll take it
Gabriel Peterson
I wanted a wall and repeal of Obamacare
What I got was banning weed federally.
James Green
So Virginia will remain uncucked until 2019?
Christian Williams
>Amnesty Don! lol what losers wake up dems are getting played hard
Carson Gomez
You can only reply to this post if you see palm trees outside
Easton Bailey
>not being whitepilled
Ryder Flores
Yes. Trump confirmed it
Daniel King
big
Joshua Parker
In what way? When 800,000 illegals get citizenship and 600,000 of them plan on voting Dem, how do the Republicans win???
Isaac Cooper
cold never bothered me.
Adrian Jackson
Should i buy a jacket? its only going to be cold for two more days
Jeremiah Morris
Yeah, it's a good deal if you never want to win another presidential election.
Isaac Foster
>Not understanding how retarded and completely out of touch the MoE was on most polls to begin with
Russian education everybody. This is why your Pak Fa will always be a piece of shit.
Cooper Perry
The wall can be destroyed, visa lottery programms and chain migration can be restored, but you can't take the citizenship away from the people who already have it. Seem like a bad deal to me.
Kayden Ward
wow fucking emails again its nothing what a waste of time they chase this pipe dream cause they know it's a god damn crap shoot that will end in nothing
Brandon Perez
Yes, the Mooch was correct all along.
Isaiah Butler
Sorry, is DACA for citizenship or work permits?
And isn't the House able to block this from being part of the budget?
Gavin Cook
the emails should be microprinted on joint papers so that they can be thoroughly studied
Luke Martin
>when
Dominic Cox
What's going on here?
Jace Bailey
No, Sessions has been cracking down on all the nonsense Obama previously allowed as has been shown hundreds of times by myself and others here. He is restoring law and order into this country at a tremendous rate. He isn't chasing hippies, he is making major international drug busts, fraud busts, and international criminal organization busts. He's doing a great job. You're a loser and not even worthy of a response with your garbage nonsense arguments but I have to stand up where others won't. You're wrong top down, completely.
Lucas Lewis
Do I have claim to US citizenship?
>Father: Burger >Mother: German >I was born in wedlock (they are still married) >father was soldier in Germany at the time I was born
Jordan Powell
Fuck u guys..
Nathaniel Powell
>Don't make us finish the job. 1848 didn't go far enough lol, I'm just saying hilldawg's ONLY merit was being a woman, which really counts for nothing. That was Clinton's edge, I have no idea why Americans are so hungry for progressive change they will vote for a woman just because it's a woman. There are many who think this way there, I believe anyway.
Michael Miller
DELET THIS
Carson Sanders
Dems want DACA to equal amnesty and give citizenship.
Justin Reed
>shooting at it counts as hitting it
Dominic Lee
>Not understanding how retarded and completely out of touch the MoE was on most polls to begin with You are liyng. The polls were correct in 95% of times.
Juan Hernandez
Palm trees are dumb trees anyway.
Parker Hill
The status quo will be maintained. Northam is already bitching out on the Medicaid expansion. 2019 is when things could start to go south if we lose
Isaiah Turner
Unless he shows up again OP is AWOL
New baker needed unless he shows up
New baker needed
Find baker soon to prevent splits.
Henry King
FL should not be this cold.
Jeremiah Murphy
If your a mulattoe yes. If not no
Jonathan Morris
>the fact that he is a highly effective AG he's a crooked criminal scumbag who is ok to use his office to line his pockets but deaf when it comes to enacting the will of the people
he has to go
Landon White
maybe,it's a risk trump willing to take i guess
i would have told him to stick with kicking daca spics the fuck out
Adrian Myers
It actually says a lot about Bannon that literally every other person who is or has worked with the Trump campaign at any point is willing to go fight for him at the drop of a dime. All except Bannon.
I mean look at Mooch right now, he's doing all the media rounds going on hostile networks to defend Jr and Trump's administration. And Mooch only worked there for like a week.
Dominic White
They got bored of their current intern and want a new one
