Larp as a white supremacist on Sup Forums

>larp as a white supremacist on Sup Forums
>am actually brown
>don't want to be brown
>can't become white

I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN BROWN

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but black don't crack, so there is that :P

Just claim you have revitiligo and rub ointment on your skin.

post feet

Transracialism is one of the last epic battles.

focus on improving the rest of your race, so we can coexist (in separate countries) rather then gassing You along with the rest of them.

>"larp"
>wants to be white

you aren't larping , you are a just a brown White-supremacist

>larp as a white supremacist on Sup Forums
>am actually brown
don't worry you'll fit in well with the rest of the americans

first things first, grow a proper histlerstache

gross
i eat too many onions. the smell alone would make people question my whiteness
gay
i don't want to be a trans anything
i don't like them, i don't like being around them
please

SOLUTION THAT'S NOT AN HERO --- move to your native fucking country, and lay the foundations for it to bring its race to white standards in future generations. Chinks used to be shit-tier niggers but now theyre (Calculator) race.

Hola chicano

I've never been outside the US though
Never even been on an airplane

Why won't you enjoy being in the majority soon? America's future is 100% brown.
>tfw when OP is larping about being brown

use your race as a weapon the way the rest of your brown consorts do, but use it to fight political correctness

Don't feel bad, I do the same and I'm Jewish.

what ethnicity are you?

Lol believe me op I do feel bad for you in a way. Just make it clear you are on our side when the race war starts and we will make you an honorary aryan.

are you a masochist jew?

i'm p*kistani

>larp as a white supremacist on Sup Forums
>am actually chink
>enjoy being chink
>can't become white but it's ok

Then do that for your people here. Here's a fucking guide, go forth and spread the word

>Chinks used to be shit-tier niggers
nope, but you whities sure were before the greeks and romans (forcefully) civilized your sorry asses

is anyone here actually White?

>i don't like them, i don't like being around them
Tough shit faggot you don't choose your [extended] family

This

>Ancient Greeks and Romans weren’t white

Of course not you fucking moron.

I'm 85% white

Yeah, its hard being a red pilled jew

>i eat too many onions. the smell alone would make people question my whiteness

weaponize your buddharwinism op

>American
>Brown
P O T T E R Y

My gf is half indian, fucking hates it. Is also the most racist person against PoC that I know lol.

I'm 72% white.

white guy larping as chink bitch larping as based black guy larping as a mestizo who is 44% amerindian here.

If your ancestors robbed the Germanic gene pool well and you don't have visible indicators for jewness, you could always just ditch that identity, non?

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Come to the huwhite side, user.

Make brown people great again. Kill your underclass before they breed and create stable communities where the intelligent become wealthy and the wealthy breed the most. Keep it up for several generations.

Congratulations you are now basically whites and East Asians.

>what is civic nationalism the post

Be proud of your country, not your skin.

I LARP as black guy sometimes, if that makes you feel any better.

I'm half black and half Mexican but it's obvious white people are superiar

...

>tfw Slave to jewish mommy

It doesn’t matter wat you asked to be born as, you’re still a filthy subhuman. Go kill yourself now

Me
>please don't make fun o' my hand this time :(

That dead popstar did it, so can you.

Hungarian. Great great grandmother married a catholic and converted. Family stil kept some of the traditions and all of the guilt. Really dont think it would matter, would it?

Gay brown(Iran) person here. I wish I was white too, I wish I could marry a nice tall buffed big dick white guy but I'm too ugly :(

i'm 56% white
so majority white
are you?

back to Sup Forums you mentally ill faggit

seriously my kin are some the most disgusting faggits on Sup Forums and they probably look like randstad mutts

>flag

OP must be an eyeranian or indian.

see

Make me huwhite, Jared!

>I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN BROWN

tough luck bucko

How tall are you?

Fuck off spic

You're not muslim at least, right?

Woosh! Your wish is granted, congratulations user!

100% Dutch (Franko-Germanic/South Dutch) ancestors going back to 13th century

...

I'm legit not white

not everyone has what it takes to be KARA BOGA. you can always bleach yourself like sammy sosa.

There is hope!

newsweek.com/penis-whitening-laser-procedure-goes-viral-thailand-770962

There is hope, Michael Jackson turned white

It's alright. Life can't take our waifus from us.

Not gonna lie, its a lot this. Jewish mother guilt is a hell of a thing

having a Great White Penis probably isn't going to help when you try to flirt by demanding bobs and bitch lasagna

Timestamp or gtfo newfag

I'm a mischling, half Southern Italian, raised Catholic. My appearance is pretty ambiguous but I'm not optimistic; white nationalists tend to have a strict "no Jews allowed" policy, and it seems like that applies to everyone with even a hint of Jewish ancestry.

>hur durr you have no allies whit ppl, even on pol everyone around you is brown, there is no point fighting goy.

I like to think of myself as an oreo. I am Black on the outside, but inside I'm white.

Browniepol unite

Just adopt white children while not having children of your own, also dont marry a white woman but treat your kids white. Problem solved.

Checked

I am legit white and look like a Chad. srs

You are the regular Sup Forumsack.

Don't worry.

>memeflag askes for timestamp
How to not to get a timestamp.

This, basically. We're running out of time and need all the help we can get.

Fight the jews with us, Mr Nig Nog.

user, please... STFU!!!
At least we can be white on this board!!!
Don't ruin this for us... I spend enough time not being white offline and want to spend my time online at least feeling white.

meh, I'm a non-practicing fag.

if it ever comes to it, I'll volunteer for the oven, but desu I think ethno-states are a pipe-dream

humanity is royally screwed, we'll all be brown borg-cybors before the century ends :S

till then you can LARP as anything you want

Don't worry user, most of the white supremacists on Sup Forums are brown larpers. You aren't alone

Brown and Hapa sympathizers will be in SS auxiliary divisions.

It is ok, you are living in a country, where mostly brown people live.

I'm 56%

You're Jewish? I thought you said you were Dutch.

I'm a faggot, not a kike

for whatever difference that makes :P

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naw I'm sorry 'lil homie, you can still save the black race pick up the tumpet dear user

Dw bro we got you
You have a white soul

Swedish, German, Irish, French with Norman ancestors going back to the 10th Century

>be white
>family and friends are blue pulled cucks who want open borders

Fuck my life. I just want a good job, a wife, and to pass my genes onto a second generation. Self hating white people are a cancer

You're fine then, most of the alt-right are faggots too.

Anyway how are the demographics in the Netherlands? Is it doing better or worse comparatively to the rest of Europe?