PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TAKING OVER (ONLY) WHERE STATES FAILED EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/3/18
youtu.be/svD_Nxqer00
>VP Pence convenes Senate &Swears in new dems 1/3/18
youtu.be/nMAfOlYb_Hs
youtu.be/ORuhlQsQM8c
>UN Amb Haley Press Brief 1/2/18
youtu.be/ydHuQ_wFygg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/2/18
youtu.be/JUc3n6wVatk
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/2/18
youtu.be/fGrVAXtgwWY
>TrumpTV Happy New Year (lara) 1/2/18
youtu.be/hp4GKCN_g2M
>TrumpTV Tony Shaffer - Natl Sec Strategy 1/2/18
youtu.be/JkeBjYyRiqk
>TrumpTV Merry Christmas 2017 12/24/17
youtu.be/MdlR7GY3Rxk
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #22 (Lara) 12/22/17
youtu.be/jU34V5Q3duU
>WH Vid: President Trump - Year One 1/1/18
youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in DC 1/1/18
youtu.be/mi2oVgaxj1k (JBA)
youtu.be/nJWe8Z-Dazs (WH)
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron depart Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/QJzqogKcBUc
>Pres Trump NYE Speech @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/6qIvEvf1MnQ
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
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>Pres Trump New Year statement 12/31/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #44 12/30/17
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>This Year @State 12/29/17
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>Pres Trump golfing w/Coast Guard members 12/29/17
youtu.be/W3tyPMLviPs
youtu.be/eAf6oKszXUM
>Pres Trump speaks to firefighters in FL 12/27/17
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> Sessions changed a rule to allow for local US attorneys to use their discretion into prosecuting drug violation according to their respective states wishes instead of tying their hands with a "one size fits all" measure.
> Obama era recommendations left a huge blind side on law enforcement where cartels used legal states to make their operational base without fear of federal enforcement

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LOL

Let me get this straight. Sessions sees:

>Muh russia
>Hillary Clinton
>James Comey
>Obama's entire DoJ
>etc.

Nah imma recus' maself!

But

>DUDE WEED LMAO
>lol war on drugs works so gr8 guise

And the dude is all over this shit.

Fucking fire this guy already Trump.

so how are you today /ptg/ anons?

ATTENTION: great chance OP won't be here for 300. Thread need a new OP

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what anightmare we're living in

Bannon threatening to sue President Trump on defamation of character.

post your favorite salts in this thread! Make sure to stay hydrated!

LOL No wonder he is so determined to block the book!

Will bake

MAGA

RUSSIA HACKED THE BOWL, IMPEACH

Getting off work in an hour and goi g to go maximum cozy

>Hillary Clinton
>Nah imma recus' maself!

Fake news, pic related

I’m truly sorry you anons hate America. I really do pity you. Because AMERICA is reclaiming its soul, climbing out of your filth, one victory at a time.

This is the year voters cleanse Trumpcuck filth from our land, just like they did in Virginia and Alabama!

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE,
BY THE DAWN’S EARLY LIGHT,
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED
AT THE TWILIGHT’S LAST GLEAMING?

And MORE.

>Scott adam turns on Trump because Sessions is a retard on weed.

Every single one of the bible-thumping 'right' figures are cancer as fuck.

Thanks user

They should really just classify it like they do Alcohol and Cigarettes and be done with this mess.

what a loser Bannon is

>I've never seen a bubble before
>I think that economic growth on this scale in sustainable despite increasing the deficit and not passing any infastructure and other improvement bills
>I was too young to remember 2008

Sarah literally said this was fake news

Stupid gook

WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS
THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT,
O’ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED,
WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING?

Fuck this general

>Had a dream last night where Matt Lauer asked me why I couldn't be a "good goy" and threatened to sue me into oblivion based off of my internet posting history

What have you people done to me

it's like nobody can read

>he didn't know what brexit was
why would someone make up such blatant lies? he supported leave, he's talked to nigel, he's had him at a rally. what the actual fuck is this libel trash

Sure Trump the fucking PotUS just made up Bannon being the leaker.

>Still watching fucking Scott Adams in 2018

le buy my book pls here is the shitskin gold digger teeheehee

AND THE ROCKETS’ RED GLARE,
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE.

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relating to the Mosley and Enoch posting from last thread

>democrats get btfo by bowls

>Trump's entire platform is "Lock her up!"
>Liberals response is "N-no, lock him up."

The absolute state of retards

>had a wet dream for the first time in my life
>it was one of those KAC femdom greentexts played out
>I'm not even on nofap
This general is doing horrible things to me.

Bannon may be a fuck up now but

>CNN
>anonymous sources

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No, it's because Bannon tried to run a senile pedophile. Ted Cruz thumps the Bible very effectively, and there is no southern state where a "Bible thumper" can't get elected. By the standards of fedora-tipping retards Trump himself is a bible thumper, and "let's jettison christianity and embrace degeneracy so we can finally reform taxes" is no different an argument than "let's amnesty all illegal aliens and embrace Muslim refugees so we can finally reform taxes". Compromise with liberals means giving them a free step on the slippery slope

Live from the whitehouse

>On CNN
>On good authority
kys

OH SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED
BANNER YET WAVE
O’ER THE LAND OF THE FREE
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE?

>everyone but Trump and us are shills

t. /ptg/

Top kek, enjoy the MILF group, founding fathers approved

wtf im a #cruzmissile now

I’m sorry you hate America and yourself user. I hope you get better, like so many others have.

"We must protect our country at all costs....by giving amnesty to DACA Spics!" - Trump

>coming from a party of subversive criminals
People don’t like Trump but they don’t believe your bullshit. Even 40% of Negroes & Hispanics don’t want impeached.

the first time you get a wet dream is great, if you remember it.

I remember the first time I had a lucid dream too. First thing I did is picture a chick and fucker her. The dream only lasted for a minute or two, but I had fucking blew cum everywhere when I woke up. Had to change the sheets, but it was worth it. Never had another one again so far...

They couldn't come up with a single good slogan. They were either
>all about Trump
or
>far up Hillary's ass
While Trump was focusing on the American people more than he was anything else.
You did this to me. Honestly I would have preferred Laura but she's too pure for that kind of lewd dreaming.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this man?

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>he didn't know what Brexit was
You see, the lie you made was permissible up to that point.
Trump personally spoke about why Britain should leave the EU since 2015. Dumb gook doesn't even go back and listen.

It's over

Joe has won, now go home.

Fight the OHIDF (Old Hag Internet Defense Force) shills lad. Dont let them win.

> off at 5
> hour commute
> wood stove probably about ded
> chop
> stoke/relight
> 730 before house begins to warm
> 9 comfytime with dinner
Think I should tell my wife to quit her job and stay home to keep the house warm

>attacking the president
>"N-no, YOU hate America!"

The absolute state of retards

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>didn't know what Brexit was.
Ok. Anyone falling for this book is either a shill or a fucking retard. Whoever this woman is, she needs a crowbar to the face.

>Laura will never give you JOI while calling you a degenerate

yeah wtf is wrong with (((wolffe)))

Once I dreamt I was having sex with a girl bent over a swingset. Shit was weird af

> n..no you're a cuck

They're overplaying their hand, again.

Just like with the pee pee tape stuff.
People would have believed it if they left out the pee pee stuff.

tfw you realize trump will use it as an excuse to strengthen libel laws

read through the lines niggers, its all pointing towards killing the media with laws

>guys watch my 30 minute periscope where I react to a Trump tweet
faggot needs attention on a massive scale

supposed to have enough wood before it gets cold m8. also why not put like a solar powered heater in your house. a few panels and wire it to the heater.

defend this

How can you trumpcucks defend don jr being grilled for 10 hrs straight in what essentially is a witch hunt, while his father, the most powerful man, bitches about cnn

Death to OHIDF

It's probably McMuffin. Only a neocon spud would post the words to the rayciss anthem and pretend to be a patriot while calling for a coup d'etat. Their addiction to violent overthrow makes them more leftist than anything. Why Kristol and Boot have both turned blue in the last month. They were crypto-commies all along.

it's weird, because you're supposed to not get excited or get your heart rate up in order to stay in a lucid dream, but you get excited when you realize you finally got one, and get kicked out of it right when you realize it.

It's very cold outdoors and I'm drinking wine while my oyster chowder simmers.

>2 big pictures of Trump in the press briefing room

What did Sarah mean by this?

god does exist

>Scott adam turns on Trump because weed.
>his blog post today is about how Trump's North Korea policy is 777D chess

Classic Australiaposting

>mfw this isnt a shoop

>not having your wood pre-chopped and ready to go

It upsets you, must be ok.

TWO PICTURES?!

Great. This would show more separation from Bannon and Trump, thus pushing more to accept DJT. Enemy of my enemy shit.

And most Americans agree. Well besides people 18 - 30 for some reason

>Miller was going to appear
No shit, why is this a surprise? He's been at every meeting dealing with immigration.

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Trump firing Mueller for interviewing his son would just look silly

>left out the pee pee stuff.
>Drumpf hired a bunch of russian hookers in Moscow to STARE at an Obama fake
It became more absurd, kek.

I don't know if mine was lucid but I woke up before I came. I woke up at like 2am with a raging boner, and went to finish the job.

My body fucking melted it was so good.

Oh I've got plenty of wood, just ment cutting kindling.
> solar powered heater
Fucking joogling that shit right now!!

Apparently Trump took it in by the hook so he gave him access lmao

His left hand looks like it's 20 years old

What the fuck is whitepill?
It's time to stop with these

>What did Sarah mean by this?

Acosta and other WH reporters are having twitter ragefest over that video.

>tfw Commmand in Chielf is also Troll in Chief

How do I get this skin tone?

he literally Trumps immigration policy, whats to defend faggot

>Melania threatens to move out of White House if Trump doesn't stop "burger gassing" her when he walks by

Red rocket

well I still remain pretty agnostic but I'm warming up to the idea

ironically a huge fear of mine is being mocked for my prospective faith

So in the end Pakistan will prolly do what we say and get the money.

I had a dream about doing fistfulls of cocaine in a hotel room with people I don't know, which is weird because I don't even like cocaine and only tried it once in college