This legendary Kek Artifact can make any of your first new year wish on the thread come true : MAKE A WISH for 2018
KEK Artifact
Isaiah Brown
Xavier Myers
SWAMP GOES TO GITMO
Hudson James
Make me worthy, that I may better do they will.
Jace Peterson
THY will, Kek
Lincoln Gomez
In him we trust to deliver us
Hudson Campbell
Death to the Democratic Party!
John Phillips
>KEK
2017 is over faggot.
Connor Morales
War with North Korea and Economic collapse!
Tyler Cruz
He's always with you whether or not you believe in him
Alexander Jones
>play kek
>enters the battlefield
>keks toughness is checked=0
>move kek to the graveyard
Nice
Jose Scott
I could really use some money
but i will also be happy if leftism is eternally btfo
Hudson Williams
My greatest wish a qt virgin wife to raise a family with and to live honourably.
Jacob Brown
I just want a happening as grand as Election night which leaves leftists with butthurt and tears. But I’ll settle for Hillary Clinton’s fiery death.
Liam Allen
A global consensus on nuking Israel and expelling the jewry.
Wyatt Gonzalez
Qt3.14 gf pls
Adam Walker
He is telling you to deliver yourself.
Mason Harris
Expel the jewry first and once they're all in Israel than nuke it.
Aiden Price
DESTROY ISRAEL KEK. PALESTINE WILL RISE AGAIN!
Parker Hall
卐╰༼ ･ ͜ ʖ ･ ༽╯卐 RAISE YOUR SWASTIKA
Daniel Murphy
I wish no one on Sup Forums ever gets a gf
Cooper Jackson
give all in this thread a qt gf even the (((women)))
Chase White
Hillary loses two or more limbs
Nathan Cooper
i want orban full on steroids saving europe
Chase Cook
A lot of money and love
Mason Roberts
Good fucking time drinking and partying with the boys.
Dominic Brooks
Checked. 2018 is year of the(earth) Doggo in the Chinese Zodiac (earth Doggo is also Trumps sign) and according to the Zodiac it's a year in which all signs under the Zodiac prosper. It's also the first time in American history a president has served under his own elemental sign. Pretty cool
David King
Buy fortune cookies and lottery tickets
Colton Butler
I wish for a new car, a new job, and a hot girl to cuddle with
Nicholas Lopez
>no power and toughness
>"destroy" and "exile" in the same action
>eldrazi mana
Complete shite.
Sebastian Cox
stay with us, Kek, bring us to victory from shitposting
Aaron Bailey
I want this as well, britbro, and it’s really not asking much.
Charles Gonzalez
AN INDEPENDENT CATHOLIC MALTESE/EUROPEAN EMPIRE!
Anthony Jenkins
Scientists discover that leftism is actually a mental ilness and treat everyone.