PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Senate GOP 1/4/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/4/18
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>Mooch on F&F 1/4/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/3/18
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>VP Pence convenes Senate &Swears in new dems 1/3/18
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>TrumpTV Happy New Year (lara) 1/2/18
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>TrumpTV Merry Christmas 2017 12/24/17
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #22 (Lara) 12/22/17
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>WH Vid: President Trump - Year One 1/1/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in DC 1/1/18
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Guys, I'm sleepy.
What should I watch while I lurk /ptg/?
The delegates.
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This is it, Trump is BTFO forever
Nothing. Go to bed or I will make you sleep.
>consequences of doubting their leadership
>literally gets 90% of the Resistance killed because she wouldn't tell anyone her plan
how is that not slander
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Spencer really changed my mind today.
He made excellent points, and as white nationalists...I think we should follow him.
run down on the book
Some liberal writes about how trump is bad and that is supposed to be his end?
looks like another "liberals get their hopes up and only comes crashing down" episode.
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Im hoping it will be held at some colosseum.
Trumpets will sound, and Trump will appear from the tunnel riding a chariot driven by Obama staffers in yokes and reigns.
Several phalanxes of RWDS warriors will march in and parade around for one lap as Trump inspects them, then form ranks as cages of lying reporters, bloggers and pundits are wheeled in.
Trump will read their names, and one by one, they will be pulled out to make their pleas for mercy, their tears and shame shown on the Jumbotron for all to see.
Then, as Melania and Barron watch on from the sky box, the prisoner will be brought up to the dais where Trump sits, his or her crimes will be read aloud, and Trump will give the nod for the RWDS Master at Arms to bring his men over to escort the prisoner to the edge of the dais, kneel, and the snare drums will roll as Trump pronounces sentence.
The sword will drop, the stadium will be silent for a second, then roars of cheers and applause will thunder and be hears a mile away as the severed head tumbles down and is thrown to the crowds by a RWDS soldier to clear the path for the next prisoner, perhaps Blitzer, perhaps Maddow.
And thats how the Games of 2018 will begin, I imagine.
Im also kind of hoping there will be lions as an warm up act. I like animals. I wonder if there will be lions.
Where's sloppy steve
AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
>See you on the trail, kid.
Sooo anything noteworthy happen recently?
I could really go for some happenings right now.
Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle?
What.
How is this even in print.
That makes for the greatest pasta story I have ever heard about Trump. I was fucking dying when I heard it.
A lot of good things happening lately. Ignore the kikes and shills (and sometimes both)!
NEW THIS WEEK!
>Over 100 companies giving 'Trump Bonuses' after tax victory (archive.is
>DOW breaks 25,000 for the first time in history (archive.is
>US private sector added 250,000 jobs in Dec, vs estimate of 190,000 (archive.is
>Job-cut announcements in 2017 see lowest level since 1990 (archive.is
>ICE is increasing presence in California because of (((sanctuary state))) law, says Trump immigration chief (archive.is
>Trump said Thursday that any DACA deal he signs will need to include funding for his border wall, more money for immigration enforcement, an overhaul of the family-based immigration system and an end to the diversity visa lottery (archive.is
>Trump administration dramatically expands offshore drilling (archive.is
>State Department suspends security assistance to Pakistan (archive.is
>Jeff Sessions to crack down on legalized marijuana, ending Obama-era policy (archive.is
>Justice Department reopens Hillary Clinton email investigation (archive.is
>The Justice Department has launched a new inquiry into whether the Clinton Foundation engaged in any pay-to-play politics or other illegal activities while Hillary Clinton served as Secretary of State (archive.is
>Comey’s original Clinton memo released, cites possible violations (archive.is
>Judge allows House panel to subpoena Fusion GPS's financial records (archive.is
>DOJ deal gives Nunes access to ALL documents and witnesses sought in Russia probe (archive.is
No fucking way. Is this dude implying trump wears fake hands that cant move?
CERNOVICH BTFO
Let em keep on reeeing for 7 more years as Trump fulfils every promise. He's too proud to fail.
>Screened nothing but -gorilla-based content, 24 hours a day
There's literally a dog channel offered by DirectTV, why wouldn't there be other animal based channels?
>female doesn't show any leadership as people around them are dying leading to a mutiny
>her actual plan leads to only tens of her people out of thousands surviving the battle
>her only victory was phyrric
YES QUEEN SLAY
liberals will unironically believe every word printed in this book
Is this a parody?
for one, if it's true
This is my new favorite pasta.
Not anynore, they got pissed on, duh
>(((Goldberg)))
awoo~
I LoveTrump and I love awoo 2
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Ok the soy chugging retards reading this HAVE to realize this is satire or something right?
When's the RAISE act going to pass?
Gibs Milky...
We have the best whores don't we pedes?!
BASED
So is his hands small and real or large and fake?
NEVERTRUMPS HAS THE PISSTAPES AND BANNONTAPES
OKEEFE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AND RELEASE THE HILLARY NIGGER TAPES
It's lefty fanfiction.
Since when did we not trust Jews? Don't be ridiculous go-guy. When has a Jew ever lied?
plz be real
It's a "according to sources familiar with his thinking" fan fic.
Free legal advice to the WH: An ex-staffer's statement cannot both be (a) an inappropriate disclosure of a confidence, and (b) wildly false. No one is violating a contractual non-disclosure provision if they are disclosing things that you say didn't happen. So, pick a theory.
Its a fanfiction that shills swallowed up and will swear Trump's presidential term will end soon because of it.
There's no more straws to grasp. They're finding religions to pray for Trump's demise at this point.
And if it's not?
kek, what?
lol at the details coming out now
Holy shit any moron believing this shit needs to be put out of their misery
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>What has been made clear by current events and financial upheavals since 2008 is that the global economy has become truly that -- global.
>My concern is that the negligence of a few will adversely affect the majority. I've long been a believer in the "look at the solution, not the problem" theory. In this case, the solution is clear. We will have to leave borders behind and go for global unity when it comes to financial stability.
>The future of Europe, as well as the United States, depends on a cohesive global economy. All of us must work toward together toward that very significant common
once Mueller finishes his investigation its over drumpftards
Its that time again
AWOO
>yesterday /ptg/ - BANNON IS BASED AND OUR GUY
>today - SLOPPY STEVE LMAO XD
Wew lad, It looks like /ptg/ changes their socks in a matter of moments whenever Trump tells them so.
Will the FBI actually do shit this time?
resistance will only be met with anesthetics
What even the fuck
was this you assholes? This sounds exactly like your pasta
>once Mueller finishes his investigation its over
No shit. Once you get done with something, it is over.
What's next? You flip a switch and the lights come on?
I'm waiting. We really can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
20% of White women under 25 who are having a child have a bob white child. About 300,000/375,000. Compared to just 4% of White women over 25. About 1,700,000/1,775,000. 16.5% of Non White women over 25 have a child with a white man. About 160,000/970,000. Only 4% of Non White women under 25 have a white man. About 40,000/970,000. The illegitimacy rate for white women under 25 having kids is 60%. 80% for white women under 25 having a non white child. 45% of White women having illigetimate children are under 25.
What's the name of the kike who wrote this article?
NDA's always explicitly include false/defamatory statements about what happened, you fucking retard.
>watch what happens to him and Sloppy Steve!
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wtf I love gorillas now
>/ptg/ is one person
>Sup Forums hasn't called breitbart kikebart for the last 3 years.
kys yourself
That's asking way too much. I'm pretty sure they think it's 100% real.
They really will, they've gotten so goddamn stupid... Like in light of how far Trump has gotten maybe a thinking person would re-evaluate some of these "KRINKLE KRUMPH got 12 DIET COKES!" stories, at a certain point it's like those cartoon villains who rant about how stupid the hero is even though they lose every week.
martin luther on the jews and their lies. p. 1543
And yet anyone is taking this book seriously.
wtf
this is shit that wouldnt even make SNL
well.... maybe SNL, but still
just garbage
I cant believe Trump and Steve are fighting about this crap. Im convinced they are both pranking us somehow
Maybe this the opening act to the fake media awards
>Trump demands personal recaps of Morning Joe
Bwhaha PLEASE can we get Morgan Freeman to narrate this the way he did "Fifty Shades of Grey"? It's just as real but with moar fantasy...
It was a pixelated boat tweet.
You people think the first hand accounts are far fetched?
Why?
Trump is known for having a piss fetish. He eats pizza backwards. He eats kfc with a fork.
The guy is a fucking weirdo.
It isn't a stretch to imagine this is all true.
That is the most Jewish disclaimer ever written
>And yet anyone is taking this book seriously.
>wtf
>this is shit that wouldnt even make SNL
>well.... maybe SNL, but still
>just garbage
>I cant believe Trump and Steve are fighting about this crap. Im convinced they are both pranking us somehow
>Maybe this the opening act to the fake media awards
I think you're on to something.
They do this all the time its called "head cannon"
Either way, it's going to cause a major lefty meltdown, so just enjoy the ride.
no doubt Joe claimed that
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WE ARE ADVANCING TOO QUICKLY
THE AWOOMENT IS TOO MUCH
>He eats pizza backwards
This, impeach.
>*non white* not *bob white*
>*only 4% of non white women having a child have a child with a bob white man*
FT
Donald Trump
How did Bannon think this would help him?
When he is in front of his audience speaks correctly
when he is in front of MSM cameras he acts like a retard.
Don't know if controlled opposition or just incredibly stupid
im just finding out about hillary under investigation again and her house catching fire
FUCKING PRAISE KEK
Why doesn't he just get a real prosthetic? Gold like Anakin's. DARPA has something for a full arm.
Bannon was actually talking to this fish-lipped kike, his quotes and leaks are basically the only things in the book that are real. Bannon drunk calls Jewish reporters and tells them shit, because he is an undisciplined faggot that trusts any yid who tells him they love Israel. This was just the last straw for Trump regarding Steve.
Well, I'll be damned
why is this one in bdsm garb? To each their own I geuss
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I'm watching The Sopranos
Funnier thing is how did Bannon think talking to this writer would help him at all