What goes on in Vermont?

What goes on in Vermont?

Styx runs around naked in the woods performing occult magick.

Literally fucking nothing. It's a bunch of obscenely rural homes separated by mountains, valleys and terrible roads. Tiny state but takes fucking forever to get anywhere because of pain in the ass mountains. People have slow internet, barely any jobs, no cell signal. Only good thing is that it's really freedom oriented with guns and individual rights.

Racist white liberals live among other racist white liberals and pretend they're not all there to avoid niggers

Stoners and old hippies mingle with a few rednecks. It's a great place to visit but you don't want to live there.

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Nothing. Don't bother checking it out.

Rutland has a growing heroin thing. Theres actual crime and homeless people. Supposedly up in the north as well.

>Styx runs around naked in the woods performing occult magick.
With his 10.2 flapping around?

decent place, but will turn into 56% state in 15 years

Also NH is superior

Heroin

Also, has some pretty leftist politics but theres no real violent areas so it doesnt matter.

Saw someone with black lives matter written maniacally with black tape on their bumper. Middlebury college had some leftist hysteria incident. And Burlington is Bernie ground zero.

Overall its very nice though if u are capable of normie behavior.

Yeah. Saw more black people in Rutland than ever before.

They did vote to keep out 100 Syrian "refugees" so maybe there's still hope.

Maple syrup

Then why TF did they elect a Socialist to represent them in the Senate?

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A lot of hippies and their ideals going on there. Been that way since the 60s.

Fuck you leaf, you faggots don't have a monopoly on sugary tree sap. In fact the best syrup I've ever had in my life was a small batch from New Hampshire, shit was ambrosia on waffles.

Whitest state in the country. Almost every government could work there.

goverdnment of Newport Vermont is trying to poison my water it is

Idk, but did you know that it's the only other state besides Texas and California to have been a sovereign nation before joining the Union?

The more you know!

haven't had a shower in 6 days an my balls smell like rotten egg nog it is
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