/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GORILLA CHANNEL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Senate GOP 1/4/18
youtu.be/EnoDWDIMdfc
>WH Press Brief (Pres Trump/Sarah) 1/4/18
youtu.be/W5eoXXO9a4U
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/4/18
youtu.be/JMbzP6Dfqlo
>Mooch on F&F 1/4/18
youtu.be/YIwkElrxrhg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/3/18
youtu.be/svD_Nxqer00
>VP Pence convenes Senate &Swears in new dems 1/3/18
youtu.be/nMAfOlYb_Hs
youtu.be/q5_sa94PG6g
>UN Amb Haley Press Brief 1/2/18
youtu.be/ydHuQ_wFygg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/2/18
youtu.be/JUc3n6wVatk
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/2/18
youtu.be/fGrVAXtgwWY
>TrumpTV Happy New Year (lara) 1/2/18
youtu.be/hp4GKCN_g2M
>TrumpTV Tony Shaffer - Natl Sec Strategy 1/2/18
youtu.be/JkeBjYyRiqk
>TrumpTV Merry Christmas 2017 12/24/17
youtu.be/MdlR7GY3Rxk
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #22 (Lara) 12/22/17
youtu.be/jU34V5Q3duU
>WH Vid: President Trump - Year One 1/1/18
youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in DC 1/1/18
youtu.be/mi2oVgaxj1k (JBA)
youtu.be/nJWe8Z-Dazs (WH)
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron depart Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/QJzqogKcBUc
>Pres Trump NYE Speech @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/6qIvEvf1MnQ
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/T_f4wNED4g8
>Pres Trump New Year statement 12/31/17
youtu.be/BRWLN_Hxo8Y

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foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/04/doj-deal-gives-nunes-access-to-all-documents-witnesses-sought-in-russia-probe-letter-says.html
thehill.com/homenews/house/367525-judge-allows-house-intel-panel-to-subpoena-fusion-gpss-financial-records
washingtonexaminer.com/justice-department-reopens-hillary-clinton-email-investigation/article/2644956
thehill.com/homenews/campaign/367541-fbi-launches-new-clinton-foundation-investigation
youtu.be/PRnJbMT-WD8
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>tfw you want to crash this general with no survivors, because it's filled with retards and newfags
>but that would mean Joe is Joe wins
BRB, tying a noose

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SLOPPY steve bannon

KILLSHOT

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1. JAMES COMEY'S ORIGINAL CLINTON MEMO RELEASED. CITES VIOLATIONS
thehill.com/policy/national-security/367528-comeys-original-clinton-memo-released-cites-possible-violations

2. DOJ DEAL GIVES NUNES UNREDACTED ACCESS TO ALL DOCUMENTS & WITNESSES SOUGHT IN RUSSIA PROBE
foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/04/doj-deal-gives-nunes-access-to-all-documents-witnesses-sought-in-russia-probe-letter-says.html

3. JUDGE ALLOWS HOUSE PANEL TO SUBPOENA FUSION GPS's FINANCES
thehill.com/homenews/house/367525-judge-allows-house-intel-panel-to-subpoena-fusion-gpss-financial-records

4. DOJ REOPENS HILLARY CLINTON EMAIL INVESTIGATION
washingtonexaminer.com/justice-department-reopens-hillary-clinton-email-investigation/article/2644956

5. CLINTON FOUNDATION INVESTIGATION OPENED
thehill.com/homenews/campaign/367541-fbi-launches-new-clinton-foundation-investigation

>Nunes' committee has access to Russia inquiry evidence in unredacted form
>House gets to subpoena Fusion GPS bank records
>= coming weeks will show if the Russia Investigation is real or sham

4th of January was a major fucking day.
15th of January OIG report will be released.

TRUMP RALLY

Who /comfy/ here?

MAGA

Insightful, keep me posted

My question from previous thread:

Let's say Kamala Harris is the nominee in 2020 and Trump caves on DACA. That means part of Trump's base won't vote for him in the next election. However, Kamala won't get the suburban, corporate virtual-signaling Democrats (they probably think she's a ghetto nigger).

How does the electoral map play out?

AWOO~

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Do you guys think that if I reply to a Trump tweet later (if he does one of course) telling him it's my birthday that he'll wish me a happy birthday?

Tuna? Did I miss a meme somewhere? I get the gorilla channel. I saw the original tweet. What is this tuna about?

AWOO~

Make white babies and stop responding to the clogroach

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> Trump is an egotistical narcisist who wants to be President just to feel good
> Trump never wanted to be President, he won by accident
>Hillary was the best candidate ever and Trump had to have Russia hack the election to make her lose
> and now he's going to start WWIII with Russia over Iran and Syria
> Because he keeps tweeting
> But he's illiterate

They've given up any semblance of sanity, it's just a constant stream of word vomit interspersed with "fuck trump"

Bernie write in landslide

sargoy will delete his channel within 24hrs if blessed

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only if you say notice me senpai

thanks for the info finnbro

you are much more pleasant when you arent trying to troll people

Can you feel it? Democrats! The RED WAVE is coming!

>>I personally would just rather become Venezuela QUICKLY so we can get the fighting over with.

This.
The race war is coming and is inevitable.
Every day whites wait around (waiting for what I have no idea) the harder the battle is going to be.

Sorry, was shitposting elsewhere and forgot to remove it.

>1/15

On which day we learn the even or odd final number of loyalties held by the Office of the Inspector General. I hope some forward thinking baker is ready for all the iterations of OFFICE OF INSPECTOR GENERAL GENERAL EDITION.

Бэннoн этo aнглийcкий шпиoн, пo нeдocмoтpy HКBД пpoбpaвшийcя в ЦК пapтии. Toвapищ Tpaмп ничeгo нe знaл!

This

Nobody can actually take the book as a work of non-fiction can they? Liberals havent gone that far off the deep end of the #resistance to believe the shit in the book, right?

B-but bannon.... w-wolff... two scoops!
also the fire at the clinton residence and some dead clinton associates.... but let's focus on the book

fuck off anime nerds

This book is going to sink some people in the media and in the twitter "journo" sphere.

>MUH FUNNY PROVOCATIVE TWEETS
Yeah just see how that helps you in the midterms. Honestly Trump needs to get a reality check that he isn't some unbeatable god and is actually quite unpopular right now. He should have gotten that from Alabama and Virginia, but he just made excuses. November will hit him like a ton of shit.

AG Jeff Sessions told prosecutors to evaluate "certain issues" raised by congressional Republicans cocerning alleged unlawful dealings related to the Clinton Foundation.
Clinton Pay-to-Play allegation(s)
Continues:

In July 2009, Zachary Schwartz, an associate for donor Steve Bing, contacted Doug Band, a Clinton Foundation official and former top aide to President Bill Clinton, requesting help on visas for Cuba for a film production crew from Bing's Shangri La Entertainment.
- Band forwarded the request to Abedin asking her to call Schwartz "asap." Abedin said she would. Bing donated between $10 million and $25 million to the

Another instance was in September 2009, when chairman of futures brokerage firm CME Group and Clinton Foundation donor Terrence Duffy asked Clinton to help arrange “government appointments” in Singapore and Hong Kong.
1. Clinton forwarded the request to Abedin, who said she would “follow up” with his secretary.
2. “Would like to get some more information and details so we can try to help,” Abedin wrote to Duffy’s secretary.
3. Duffy’s secretary replied, “We would also like some help in arranging meetings with some key govt officials in both locations, such as the Prime Minister of Singapore, and would appreciate any help you may be able to provide.”
4. Abedin responded on Sept. 29, 2009 that they were “happy to assist with any and all meetings” and that she had “discussed you and your trip with our assistant secretary of state for east Asia and pacific affairs.”
5. Duffy donated to Clinton’s 2008 presidential campaign, and his company paid Clinton $225,000 for a speaking fee.

The Gorilla Channel needs to be pushed hard. I was in tears earlier. It almost reads like a leaf pasta

You work in that field i take it, or at least studying? I've had an interest in it for a while now. What is it you do or are looking to do? conservation? I'm assuming it'd be a state job.

They'll believe whatever is comforting in the moment

Opinions on DACA???

Everyone reply to toothpaste.

You missed the point when it comes to the 'virtue-signalers', who WOULD vote for Harris because she is a black woman and they are pillars of salt in the grand scheme of things.

*picture of suicidal pepe*

Sloppy Steve and Breitbart are done

> What if magical shit that won't happen happens

Harris wins New Mexico and Arizona and Florida due to Illegals/Puerto Ricans who fled after their country intentionally mismanaged recovery to embezzle money

This happens regardless of DACA

Bannon is a dead man walking

Calling Ivanka, his favorite kid, an idiot...was unbelievably dumb.

He might end up in a river.

Will do.

Checked

>At HQME
>Q
Oh shit Wolff is Q user!

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Always /comfy/

>czeched
RIP in Pieces

C H E C K E D

youtu.be/PRnJbMT-WD8
Banned from the Twitter, OK
I never much liked posting there anyway!
Said they only wanted well behaved boys
Do they think keyboards and meme pictures are just fucking toys?
Fuck 'em, I chosen to make my stand
Against what I feel is wrong with this land
They just sit there on their parasitic arses
Dividing us up by our economic class
They keep their fucking power cause their finger's on the button
They've got control and won't let it be forgotten
The truth of their reality is at the wrong end of a gun
The proof of that is Waco and that's no fucking fun
Seeing the drunk spic lying in the front yard
Seeing the centrists resting on the fence
Finding the border to your country isn't barred
And they've got the fucking nerve to call it defense
Seems their defense is just the threat of gibs
Protection for the immigrants at any length
The government taxing all our profits until we're poor
The D.C. Establishment chaining up the door
Afraid that the people may ask for a little more
Than the shit they get. The shit they get
The shit they get. The shit they get.The shit they get. The shit they get.The shit they get. The shit they get.
DIVERSITY? SHIT, IT'S NOTHING LESS THEN WAR
AND NO ONE BUT THE GLOBALISTS KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S FOR

Oh yes they say it's PC, they say it's decency
USS Liberty, know what I mean?
The same fucking LIES with depressing frequency
They say "We had to do it to keep our conscience clean"
Well whose life? Whose fucking life?
Who the fuck are they talking to?!
Whose life? Whose fucking life?
I tell you one thing, it ain't me and you
And their system, Christ, they're everywhere
School, media, banks, corporation deal
A fucked up reality based on fear
A fucking conspiracy to stop you feeling real
Well ain't got me, I say they're fucking wrong
I'm getting ready with my gun, but for now I've got my song
Banned from the Twitter, well OK!
I never much liked posting there anyway!

KIKES!

>our position has not changed [on whether the west bank is considered occupied]
hmmm

im scanning thru it, and its actually really bland/boring.
it doesnt come close to all the hype pushed by the media

Checked. So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

just talk about trump comfyly already

Everything in it is 100% true!!

Getting There.

I was going to give mine but this is pol and you already know.

Nah man just engaged to someone who studied it

I stack bananas and yell at beer distributors over missing booze, it's a good life

I just really like trees and trains

It's perfect in the escalation of its humour. It goes from believably comic to ridiculous, escalates the comic, and ends in vulgar farce.

Fuck, is there a Heather rally right now? YOU PEOPLE NEED TO TELL ME THIS SHIT!

That's due mid-January.

Lots of things are due mid-January.

Remember all those statutory waiting periods in NAFTA/US-SK negotiations, UN budgets, regulatory repeals, executive branch restructured, appointments etc.?

Look at Trump's EO's from February and March. All paying off around now. 180 days later, 300 days later.... hold on to your hats lads.

CHECKED!

>proud goy detected

Never4get

So it shall be. So it shall be.

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It's been dead since september last year.
I wish people stopped confusing amnesty for current DACA recipients for the the DACA program itself.
It messes with my autism.

Bannon has been branded for life.

Didn't an user predict Sloppy Steve would be Trump's nickname for him yesterday evening? Before his first tweet last night. I wonder if it was Jr.

You'll notice the most full-throated believers in the book are those against Trump to the point of actual Malice. People who have LOTS of skin in the game, so to speak.

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a map of Iran by AFP news agency.

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You tell me. Go look how this book is being portrayed in the left and the media right now. It's genuinely taken as fact.

It's the best pasta I've seen in ages. It's so absurd that I want it to be true.

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no I'm just catching up on this weeks briefings, that quote was from tuesday

I honestly don't actually care about DACA. Don't know why.

I just want to see how many people will swear by it as the truth.

The Trump curse always strikes against his enemy's, some sooner than others

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While the losers and haters are preoccupied with trivial palace intrigue deals are being made federal judges are being seated taxes cut and THE WALL is going up regardless of what the (((MSM))) tells you it will swing back your way a little in time schlomo be patient

Kek is here.

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There was a tweet somewhere where people were legitimately lining up to purchase it, as if it were a new Harry Potter book, it said

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What a whole 30 people?

People will go to extraordinary lengths to support a delusion.

White House says President Trump has spoken with Mitt Romney, the former GOP presidential candidate who has expressed interest in running for Senate in Utah

>those slit sleeves
>large medallion necklace
And now I've got a new fetish
>wiccan Heather will never kidnap and drug/hypnotize you to serve as her slave

>Great Salt Desert

That'll come in handy.

welp

Bye bye, you won't be missed Sloppy Steve.