Nofap

Why aren't you doing nofap?

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We all are, that's why there are no nofap threads. We all been doing it for years. You the only one still fapping nigga.

Nofap 2018 leggo

What’s the befits, I might start it

I always come back to it.

because I have high test so my balls get filled up quicker

I am doing a reduced fap diet.
Seems to be a good middle ground

Im on a couple weeks but im only counting the new year to make keeping track easier

at what point of success are you allowed to masturbate?

When you make 6 figures?
When you have a wife and 4 kids?
When you have grandchildren?
When you have 20k a year in interest alone?

When are you allowed to touch yourself?

horrible attempts at persuasion.
am I to be turned from my wicked ways with such a low effort atrocity of an image such as these? Just stop embarrassing yourself with this low effort garbage.

you may only masturbate directly into a vagina

I have for more than a year now
Not a lot will change you know

moderation is key.

that's a very co-dependent attitude toward sexual release.

Scenario:
>Have wife
>Have all the kids you want
>Still can't jack it to porn because...?

>No more social anxiety
>Increased testosterone
>Increased confidence
>Ability to think clearly

So many benefits

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This is a lie don't jerk of or watch porn AT ALL

The best thing to do is delete all porn on your computer, block all porn websites

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That looks like a before/after of someone who started lifting

Physical activity is the most important factor in increasing test. production

>t. vaginakin
If I just want pleasure why should I risk catching Super AIDS from that nigger you just fucked? My hand will never give me Super AIDS sweety.

You'll go to hell if you masturbate, so don't. Get a wife.

>holy shit if I stop whacking it I won't need glasses to see and I'll become white!
I guarantee you half of Pol actually believes this.

It encourages the jews.

>You'll go to hell if you masturbate
No you won't. Deeds don't matter. Accepting Jesus is all it takes to avoid hellfire.

>Want to have sex
>Get a wife
user I-

If you things like Steam, porn and youruve are blocking you from achieving success then you are never actually goijg to succeed. You’re looking for a scapegoat

How? Jews like money. I never pay for porn. Thus I am not encouraging jews.

who masturbates to steam games?

Not jerking off increases test

>Deeds don't matter.

biblehub.com/nasb/matthew/7.htm
24“Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. 25“And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. 26“Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. 27“The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell—and great was its fall.”

That's not the same guy

To mantain optimal testosterone levels you should fap once in a week.
Nofap for a long time will eventually kill your libido and will make you cum very quick.

>your life goals are $ (paper), a car and a building
Instead of doing nofap you should shoot yourself

there are plenty of NSFW games on steam..

My testicles produce to many sperm, probably because lack of beer, soy milk and tofu in my daily ration. So if i wont fap like 10 days or so (i tried) my pencil start to jizz pants while asleep. So it doesnt work with me.
I am like sperm cow or smth.

Fuckin a man

i try but i get horny and i dont have a gf :(

Haven't done it in 8 months. I'm seeing great results and have never looked back.

Thoughts on going no-porn but still fapping?
Is it better or is the difference negligible?

nofap is the autistic final boss of placebo and if you buy into it you're retarded. i mean you might as well buy into traditional chinese medicine or some other weird shit. there are 0 study that proves the validity of nofap except some dudebros on youtube. your life won't magically turn around just because you stopped jerking off.

Having a wank on the toilet is ok but don't watch porn

because enjoying life is winning it to me xD

Masturbation short circuits your pre-frontal lobes in the brain, literally making you dumb.
If you want to give in to your desires and addictions easily, keep masturbating. If you want to grow your brain again and be a rational human again, don’t masturbate. Only fuck.

No your life won’t improve. You’ll be able to make cognitive, disciplined decisions, rather than impulsive decisions. It’s still up to the person as to what they decide.

I'm a Satanist. I'm here to enjoy all of life's pleasures, this includes porn and jerking off.

that;s just how it works for a normal human male. problem with western soyboys is that they get so much estrogen that, if they fap also they will get lower T levels than your grandpa. (see the buzzfeed testosterone test)

i did, many time and for months and i can tell it's just broscience
i always get horny and angry after just 4 days and after the 7th day the positive effects wear off and i feel like shit again
just fap as much as you want to and don't let retared redditors from r/t_d and tinfoil NEETs tell you what to do
also if you really want to be more manly or improve yourself then just hit the gym or start running instead of browsing Sup Forums all day

I didn't fap for 3 weeks during the last year for different reasons (no stupid challenge)
>>No more social anxiety
No, I often had to hide my boners
>>Increased testosterone
I don't think so, but I'm not a doctor.
>>Increased confidence
I didn't notice any changement.
>>Ability to think clearly
Lol no! I could only think about having sex or wanking, during the last 3 days I started to find my female cousin, who looks like my uncle, very sexy.

Don't fucking do it, it's just stupid.

Nofap is actually shown in studies to be damaging because we need to embrace our sexual urges. If I feel the need to masturbate to throating porn I definetly should do that. Its human nature. If you believe watching throating porn for 5 hours is bad you are a sick human being. We should all embrace our urges. Only then will you be able to get success.

Why are you making claims when you have done 0 research on the matter unv.is/ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12659241?dopt=Abstract

>Life goals
>To be a consumerist wagecuck good goy

No thanks.

where does it talk about confidence and social anxiety?

>wanting worldly success
>not wanting to get to Heaven

Jew

>get tempted to steal a car or rape a teenage girl
>its your urges you must subdue yourself to them its human nature.
No fuck you leaf

That is the withdrawal period you hit. You feel like shit when you have any sort of an addiction and go through withdrawal.

Physiologist Gary Wilson talks about this youtu.be/mhqx7yctQVk

Porn is linked to sexual dysfunction in men by the American Urological Association
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No fap is a retarded lie. I've jacked off for 12 hours and nutted the maximum amount a human can in a day and it changed nothing.

your life goals suck

I think its fucking hilarious permavirgins on here thinking quitting masturbation is going to the silver bullet that kills all their problems.
Do you think Chads give a shit about nofap?

Three weeks is not long enough to overcome an addiction.

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Gary Wilson points out masturbation is not the issue, it's having to have internet porn to do it

“Evolution has not prepared your brain for today's Internet porn”
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Your wife doesn't deserve your love?

I am porn and jerkoff free, comrade, between victories. It's great when it's on. Actual pussy is a real hazard, actually getting sex with a woman pulls me back into porn.

Well guess I'm never masturbating again unless it's a boi pussy

Your just being self centered and in denial. Porn is a factor in 60% of divorces per Addicted to Porn - Chasing the Cardboard Butterfly and the Gottman Marriage Institute

It is a super normal stimuli that will damage your marriage.

>An Open Letter On Porn by psychologist John Gottman
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If anything porn is a tool of post modernists to destroy marriage and family. I'm an atheist. I don't say this because I believe in God.

I'm doing High Intensity Intermittent Fapping. I'm trying to go pro.

I started nofap january 1st 2016 and havent failed yet

You've been failing for over a year.

Failed nofap?

2 years. I'm retarded.

Failed to ejaculate

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>I am porn and jerkoff free, comrade, between victories. It's great when it's on. Actual pussy is a real hazard, actually getting sex with a woman pulls me back into porn.

If that is true, porn had safely fucked you up. If you are having sex, went not have sex more instead of jerking to porn, or better yet, can you NOT think about porn and ejaculate?

Back in my day, men could ejaculate by looking at a swimsuit model.

You know you are addicted when you have to think about porn to ejaculate.

>that voice
LOW TEST

>YouTube
How low can you be to fap to YouTube?

why weren't you able to balance your life before nofap? should be calling it noporn, there is literally no reason not to masturbate.

Well ive had a gf the first year, but now its getting really hard now that i havent had sex in a few months

I meet 3 of those 4 points. But add a 5th:

When you have a healthy sex drive but your wife is overweight and dead sexually.

A mistress is out of the question. I can only accept my fate and grab some lotion. It's not pleasant. I'm to the point of fantasizing about my wife's friends.

any real polack would be turned off by the amount of nigger and incest poor front page. That is unless you are a shitskin in disguise

When you can masturbate without thinking about porn

>“What about masturbation without porn?”
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I am doing the 90 day reboot, I'm only a month in though.
actively avoiding porn helps a lot

Kinda disappointed in myself for failing 4 days into the new year, but I'm still doing better so far than most of December and haven't watched porn in 2018 so that's a plus.

im laughing so hard

underrated

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>I meet 3 of those 4 points. But add a 5th:
>When you have a healthy sex drive but your wife is overweight and dead sexually.
>A mistress is out of the question. I can only accept my fate and grab some lotion. It's not pleasant. I'm to the point of fantasizing about my wife's friends.

Convinced your wife you guys need to get to extend your life spans youtu.be/Ihhj_VSKiTs

Pro tip: HCG makes people horny as all hell, so if you can get her on the HCG diet, she'll want to fuck your brains out.

That's called wet dream. Most healthy men have that. Same with morning wood. It's your body's way to maintain your reproductive functions. I would be concerned if you didn't have that. And wet dreams and morning wood don't break nofap, it just means the healing process is working.

Porn is a must. What else would I think about while I'm fucking my wife

I am. 9 hours in reporting in

effort reward system reset

It’s a meme you idiot. It’s pushed on the underaged infested /fit/ board. It started as a joke /fit/tards took literally.

because you love and respect your wife

because I'm married and I fap inside a vagina.

Fuck off gay nerd newfigs.

sage

Same here kostia. If I don't ejaculate from sexy model sex, my sperm leaks all over the place and spontaneously impregnates all 10/10's in near location. I am father to many child's of playboy model this way.

>a mistress is out of the question

Sounds like it would actually solve all your problems

I've never ever had a wet dream, even before I fapped. Weird thing

Yeah that's about it. I'm starting having dreams of my ex-es then everything get blurry and oops my panties are wet. A lot wet i must say. Actually that type of orgasm is kinda different from jacking and closer to real sex orgasm.

NoFap itself is a meme of iconic size. However, the self-control you can learn during that process it brings is not bad.

Ie.: Don't fall for the meme, grow your self-control and will any way possible.

Here's a crazy idea. Here's an article written by Seymore Butts on the illusion he creates when he makes porn. Read it, and see how much he has distorted your views on sex by his own admission

>Porn director Seymore Butts talks about the illusion he creates in porn.
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What if you tape a picture of her head over the porn stars on pornhub

Oh yeah and he's a jew. This shouldn't be surprising by now.

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>I meet 3 of those 4 points. But add a 5th:
>When you have a healthy sex drive but your wife is overweight and dead sexually.
>A mistress is out of the question. I can only accept my fate and grab some lotion. It's not pleasant. I'm to the point of fantasizing about my wife's friends.

Don't listen to the below faggot. When you get caught, your wife will hate your guts more than anything in the world.

This is when women hate you enough to try to prevent you from seeing your kids. Your wife will destroy your life if you get caught fucking around.

I wouldn't blame her. If I caught my wife fucking some other guy, it would take all my strength to not murder them. Women just murder you in different ways because they aren't strong enough to beat your face in.

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>>a mistress is out of the question
>Sounds like it would actually solve all your problems

Can any nofap experts help me with something? I've experimented on and off with nofap for the past year.

There have been a lot of great benefits to nofap but one downside is I've noticed when I do nofap people engage me less. They'll look at me, but they won't engage conversation. When I fap people strike up conversation often and are more friendly. During nofap it's almost like they're intimidated or some shit.

I have come to terms with the fact that while I continue to frequent this site I will never be able to no fap, there is always somebody posting off topic erotic material at any given time even on blue boards so there is no escaping.

Also check out the last 30 minutes of this Jordan Peterson video. This should convince you to not do anything stupid enough to cause a divorce youtu.be/nsZ8XqHPjI4