"Hey user whats your last name so I can add you on Facebook and we can go for a pint sometime."

>"Hey user whats your last name so I can add you on Facebook and we can go for a pint sometime."

What do Sup Forums, I have a bunch of pro-brexit shit on there and just started a new job and dudes are trying to add me and all sorts.

Why the fuck cant people just trade numbers anymore man its well annoying.

>having facebook


back to plebbit paul

Nobody uses facebook.

"i dont use faceberg, its gay lol"

oh yeah sure ill just tell them "hehe, Facebook, I use Sup Forums baby" like you sheltered faggots would, im sure that would work

Should I also take a katana?

They're the sheltered ones. Only 30-somethings are still using it. Just go back and delete your posts.

Mate. Nobody under 35 uses Facebook anymore. Tell them to fuck off.

someone has to take responsibility, user

you voted brexit, now pay for it with your job

just say "sorry dude. dont use facebook, i got tired of the politics. here's my number. thursday after work sound good?"

then, obviously, delete your facebook account

Tell them you dont use social media.
You shouldnt be using it anyway.

Wow, a Sup Forumsack that is not completely retarded and actually socialy capable, that is rare indeed.

Serious answer: if you don't have a sock for shitposting and a sanitized real-name account for normie-tier interactions you're doing Facebook wrong. And you definitely should have set that up before starting a new job.

Be like "No."

Lol.

you're fucking retarded
Just tell them you dont use Facebook and they can just text you.

The only thing I use Facebook for is convincing my family I'm not a complete recluse. I have 10 friends, and my pictures are all a decade old. Haven't posted / browsed in years, and never posted anything personal. Last post was "I'm sitting on a bench."

"I don't have facebook"

How hard was that you socially awkward tool

stand up for what you believe idiot
are you gonna hide your ideals for your entire time?
if anything that acts as a red flag for anti whit faggots who would otherwise approach you

If you are concerned just make your account private so no one can search for you. Tell everyone you deleted it.

I hope you aren't logging into both of those accounts on the same machine and IP address.

>socialising with work colleagues

It will end in beers.
It will end in tears.

Btw, stop saying 'dude' and 'man'. It makes you sound like a middle-class cunt.

since i deleted kikebook I got a new job a gf and then a promotion

just tell them you don't use it