Waifu fawning thread

Post your one true waifu and tell us a little bit about her.

I'll start:
+ fucks shit up
+ very low maintenance
+ can operate operationally, easily handles stress
+ can hunt and butcher her own food
+ gee, Kino, how come your mum lets you carry TWO handguns?
+ has a sweet bike
+ proficient with all sorts of tools, knives, firearms, traps and gadgets, as well as repairs
+ peaceful and diplomatic, but will and had busted caps in fools when absolutely necessary

+/- dresses up with function in mind instead of form
+/- no marriage and no kids
+/- curves nowhere to be seen
+/- looks like a 13 year old boy
+/- stoic and honest to a fault

- most likely has mild schizophrenia, and maybe PTSD
- talks to her bike, will always choose the bike over you
- ideological hobo, absolutely no settling down
- a little too in touch with nature
- not into physical contact or overt affection
- covered in knives, guns, munitions, provisions and other shit, might as well be hugging a pile of scrap
- will leave without a second thought if you can't keep up with the lifestyle
- carries hipster shit like .44 Colt Navy, .22LR third series match Woodsman and a TACTICOOL Arisaka/M21 EBR hybrid monstrosity
- often gets philosophical

Just look at this treasure

for the past 5 years I had a tsundere waifu, now I am ready to move on to a gentle caring one. I think I am growing up.

at least give names, come on

that is kind of private..

Umu!

Those are literally all +s except no marriage or kids

You have odd tastes but I ain't judging.

>this is an anonymous, gook cartoon centered imageboard on the internet.

Who is this semen demon and why are they worthy of love?

Nero, and she's the loveliest Typemoon.

Alright, one more and Imma leave.

Second season for Kino no Tabi's actually supposed to be in the works. Might even come out soon.

I think its just early for a waifu thread m8.

+ very cute
+ won't eat you
+ strong enough to lift a bus
+ graciously slides through the savannah
+ very genki
+ likes being petted

- already has someone
- not the sharpest knife in the drawer

---------- doesn't exist

Alright, I'll write a bit about her.

Mai is a lively girl who is always working hard to accomplish what she believes is right. She is very straightforward and a little overbearing at times which is her way of caring for other people. She displays great empathy towards people experiencing lonely and does her best to care for them even if it gets inconvenient for her. She is not good at planning and tends to move before thinking which often results in problems. Her father taught her kenpo when she was little and through self-practice she further polished her skills. She is not a very diligent student and is bad at dancing.

+ high ranking official
+ has her own armada of loyal space pirates
+ cunning
+ ace pilot
+ intelligent
+ regal look
+ confident

- war criminal blamed by her superiors for war crimes she didn't commit
- heavy drinking
- PSTD
-looks way older than she is
- probably cries after sex

>curves nowhere to be seen
Kino is like a wrapped present, OP.

Also I forgot to mention that when it comes to your waifu there are no minuses. Even her flaws are pluses.

curves, not slight bumps

Love isn't being blind to the negatives. It's accepting them.

That doesn't mean you cannot like them if they are a part of her just as much as everything else.

Kino is compressed perfection, user. Those bumps are worth far more than a mountain of gold.

thinking about her makes me feel sleepy

Does it make your insides feel queasy in anticipation of suddenly becoming outsides-?

Hands off!

no

+ She's strong
+ She's determined to learn
+ She's not a picky eater
+ She's fast even if she's not using her soaring wings spell
+ She's confident that she can defeat all of England's student body except the TRUMPS
+ She has a radiant smile
+ She even fought 3 god of wars at the same time
+ Good survival skills
+ Can sleep anywhere
+ Only limits herself to get careless 2-3 times a day
+ She loves sweets
+ I love the way she talks
+ She's the vice-chancellor and previous captain of Mikawa corps

- High maintenance because she eats alot( she even ate a whole town's ration once)
- She sleeps anywhere whenever she's tired, that means she's sometimes found sleeping unprotected in benches in markets
- Expert when it comes to food and fighting, so-so in other areas
- Raised alone by her Automaton mom and her Dad, socially awkward, easily flustered and not good at making friends
- Can't handle her drink well
- Doesn't know sex and she says it alot incorrectly
- She's complex and doesn't hesitate to speak out her mind
- Can't read the mood and sometimes too slow to pick up