It is finally here, a literal magic weight loss pill. Gymfags and genetic skinnyfags be mad af.
>GALVESTON, Texas – Given the ever-increasing obesity epidemic, researchers from The University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston have discovered a promising developing drug that has been shown to selectively shrink excess fat by increasing fat cell metabolism. The drug significantly reduces body weight and blood cholesterol levels without lowering food intake in obese mice, according to a recent study published in Biochemical Pharmacology.
Will it also give you gross man feet you can paint with a shiny nail polish?
Chase Bennett
Do you have girly feet?
Bentley Baker
Cheeseburger diet here I come
Wyatt Ramirez
Umm... Yes :(
Liam James
Nice penis though?
Jaxson Wood
It isn't very manly either. Plus I keep it in chastity most of the time. That doesn't lend itself to masculinity...
Anthony Gutierrez
Desoxyn has existed for almost a century. Why reinvent the wheel?
Brody Scott
And it probably also makes you leak greasy shit from your asshole like all other super weight loss ideas.
Anthony Butler
Is there a problem with that? what usually comes out of your asshole, roses?
Nathaniel Ortiz
When I take a shit, yes. But these things make it happen all the time, you dumb kangaroo fucker
Dylan Wright
That is literally not true. I'd like to see your little asshole for proof.
Justin Perry
>>lgbt
Adam Perez
>literal magic
Evan Cox
>in mice
Call me after a human clinical trial.
Elijah Miller
You understand that if it can be done in mice it can be done in humans? its why they test on mice, dumb fucking anglo scum.
Nicholas Phillips
Right, which is why there are so many people with spinal injuries walking again. What a stupid faggot you are.
Nicholas Reed
I work down the road from UTMB. I take a bus to work (park and ride) that is used by a lot of UTMB employees. Based on that sample, in my experience, most UTMB employees are nips. Cute nips.....so take from that what you will.
Liam Myers
There are plenty but the slow progress? that is down to Christian Americans blocking progress because can't play muh god
Lucas Ramirez
>take a bus >at any time >park and ride or not
How does it feel to be poor? could you parents even afford to circumcise you as a baby?
Elijah Gonzalez
Nigga you poor
Ethan Howard
It's because the clinical tests on these new drugs takes like 10 years. So many regulations prevent them from just releasing the drug, they have to go through years of stringent testing.
Angel Clark
And we'll continue to. There is no cause where abortion of fertilized embryos is a worthy sacrifice
Jaxson Long
Fag.. kill your gay self
Brayden Morales
What's it like living in this fantasy world of your's?
Jayden Turner
What's it like using the memeflag of choice for faggots and redditors?
