Joe Rogan or Alex Jones?

Who does Sup Forums like more?

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"Childhood is when you idolize Joe Rogan. Adulthood is when you realize Alex Jones makes more sense."

If your pineal gland wasn't calcified by years of drinking tap water you would already know the answer.

Both are fucking retarded, WHY ARE YOU BURGERS SO FUCKING STUPID????

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Alex.
He has the brain force and the bone broth.

Alex Jones. Rogan is a boring cowardly mental midget

You've been conditioned by the Globalists to close your eyes to the truth user. Don't worry though, we'll help you break the conditioning.

Alex Jones is LITERALLY the most important person in America today.

Yes, I said it. Alex Jones single handedly woke up a generation to the NWO conspiracy
And now they are being rolled up by a patriot movement with DJT, an Alex Jones listener, at the helm.

Joe Rogan is a cuck lord who bows down and sucks tranny cocks. Fucking traitorous piece of shit Joe Rogan.

Joe Rogan is a thorn in the side of the liberty movement

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Both are retarded but alex is at least funny, rogan has no convictions or personality besides muh dmt

Joe Rogaine comes off as a uneducated pot head (he doesnt even bother to pretend to be a pseudo intellectual), and he was a bootlicker for that fag Ben Shapiro. Alex is a trolling bafoon but at least he makes people laugh.

Alex Jones is the most woke person in the world.

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Guys, I need help. I started using Alex Jones' Caveman True Paleo formula and it's way too strong, I fucked up big time. Ever since I started taking it I can't stop tearing phone books in half and bending metal bars, my mom is freaking out. I'm literally afraid of my own strength.

quick kill yourself!

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>t. Globalist shill

You're a shame to our country

Alex Jones is alpha af

AJ all day boi

they're both shit

Joe Rogan is alpha af

Joe is just a normie/dude weed.
>im a centrisstttttt maaaaaannn.
He means no harm and is now wealthy,not rich.
He can afford to not really care and he is allegedly massively pussywhipped by an sjw waifu and 3 wifes' daughters.
Meanwhile chad eddie married a girl/girl only hot af aryan porn princess and has a chad son named Draco.

Both are faggots only worshipped by reddit. I hate both equally.

rogan is a faggot with a cult.
alex is on the god emperors fucking speed dial.

alex jones on joe rogan

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Rogan likes to play dumb. He's larping as a normie whisperer for the money. Plus he's a manlet.

Alex Jones has been entertaining me since 2007

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You haven't had enough super blue toothpaste user. Alex is going to fix that.

His job is to feign disbelief with a stoner mannerism: "woooooooooooahhh..." *o face*

depends, how do you like your shill?

Neither. They're both shills.
That said, Joe Rogan is a pretentious asshole. Can't stand the guy or his thick, meaty head.

They're best together

Alex Jones is pretty much the most hated person on Sup Forums

Anyone who tells you different is from rebbit rthedonald

This traitor covered for Israel doing 9/11 and said the Arabs run Hollywood

Literal shill cunt

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At least he's entertaining. Until the far right comes up with something more entertaining than those jerkoffs talking over each other and speaking in teenybopper memes on TDS, Infowars will stay background music for a lot of people. Hell, Radical Agenda is miles better than TDS (why did that faggot have to cry on camera?) and I'd even put Weev's shit above them even if his laugh is nails-on-chalkboard annoying.

What's a more entertaining news source than AJ?

None both are gossip shills that dont talk about jews

Neither, they're both morons and their general fan-base on both sides consists of white trash types.

Hmm..tough one.

Rogan seems to only have Jews or Jiu Jitsu shills on his show, and he conveniently ignores or downplays (((their))) tricks.

Alex Jones, for all his complaining about (((globalists))) and being taken to the cleaners by his Jew exwife, will never name the Jew, void Soros.

I'm all about Rogan bruh. You should get on the keto diet bruh. I like to smoke weed, lift kettle bells, then take some DMT right before I roll with my bro Eddie bruh.

Dude have you ever seen what a fucking lion can do to a Girraffe!????????!!!!!

Have you ever seen one of Joe Rogan's stand up comedy specials? He just wants to be the next Bill Hicks.

His first two were pretty good. I liked them when I was a teenager. Back in the "Dude weed, lmao space n shiet" days

Alex Jones is hot-headed, but Joe Rogan is all pseudo science and opinion.
Also, what's with all the bald white guys and MMA?
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If he would only stop yelling and intimidating the crowd into laughing.

>talks about MMA
>doesn't smoke

You'll have to come back to the gym tomorrow user, that's when the 115 lb girls train. We will tell them to go easy on you.

Joe Rogan doesn't need to pretend to be a Pseudo Intellectual, those are what he has on for guests.

MMA is for white trash that's what.

leaf lay off the Soy

Its as if youre okay with gay frogs.

>he doesn't even get high and spend 4 hours in the float tank
>doesn't watch UFC pumped up on alpha brain, mushroom tech, and newmood
>hasn't gone full keto

>blocks your path

"Woah there little fella, where do you think you are going? You are gonna have to get through use before you can get to Joe Rogan bro"

What do Sup Forums?

Alex Jones has guns that he can unload on Joe Rogan, no black belt survives a that kind of lead