It's over Trumpcucks

It's over Trumpcucks

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How? A redhead turned me down after leading me on, a girl teasing you hardly means anything.

Jesus Christ I would love to have this Gorilla Fight channel. Do you honestly NOT think it would be AMAZEBALLS!

Why not just get NFL Sunday ticket?

The scoreboard is still 2-2 btw (she turned me down twice, I turned her down twice)

>Watches 17 hours of gorilla fighting per day.
>Still has time to perform presidential duties and sleep.

Trump truly is a superhuman.

>Jesus Christ I would love to have this Gorilla Fight channel.
There already is one.
I think it's called "World Star HipHop" or something like that ...

NFL has its own channel on cable

To fucking kek

>17 hours of gorilla fighting
>4 hours sleeping
>3 hours shitposting
Being president sounds like an awesome job

More fake news. Whats next? Trump have a prison of little children in his personal cellar of doom?

any links to some good gorilla fight videos?

this.

This sounds like over exaggerated bullshit

pscp.tv/w/1DXxyEeArRExM

>worlstaa!

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>gorilla fight videos

It's DC just look out the window.

Of all the "You won't believe what Trump does" articles this might be the most hilariously random yet. Gorilla fights? Fucking GORILLA FIGHTS?! 17 hours?! WHAT.

>No link
And the phoneniggers strike again.

gizmodo.com/we-regret-to-inform-you-that-donald-trumps-gorilla-chan-1821814578

For anyone, by the way, who bought this retarded shit.

HAHAHA Sup Forums is so epin funny XD They created a shit story nobody believed HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Jesus fucking christ this site has become beyond cringe.

It's a lie. I know for a fact it's only 16 and they built the transmission tower in the north lawn not the south. I have an uncle that works in DC that phoned me and told me all about it.

>mostly true
how the fuck would they know

Well someone has to keep an eye on Detroit.

What a brilliant way to discredit anything possibly written in the book... Wish I had thought of it.

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I'm sick and you made me coughlaugh until my lungs hurt, fuck you

It's a fake goddamned screenshot, you gullible idiot.

No it's not. It's fucking stupid and nobody bought it. You're just showing that gen z is ruining this fucking site.

Simply beautiful.

I would actually have a lot of respect if Trump did that. That shit would be savage.

Fatality.

It's really not. The same joke has been made in every thread

It's just as funny every time, especially since liberals invite the joke in with, "muh 17 hours of video!"

You'd think they would have learned by now.

I can't lie, I've sat up for 8+ hours watching videos of niggers BTFO each other too

trump is a nutty clown

vastly underrated

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Liberals actually believe this.

>tfw the writer falls for an obvious joke quote

>tfw you fall for an obvious fake screenshot

>Mostly true

So he is watching security camera footage from Chicago?

Haha oh wow haha that joke is hilarious haha and hasn't been made 20 times already in this thread hehehe

I’m actually sitting with POTIS right now on his comfy couch watching a cage match involving 3 orangutans, 4 chimpanzees, 14 baboons and a Super gay gorilla in a rainbow speedo. The baboons are dumb as shit and just taking a beating. The chimps look like they might win it all if they can pull their cocks out of the gorillas ass but the orangutans are kick some ass but getting pretty gassed.
The gorilla fighting channel is for real folks.

I don't think Trump will survive this. This is too much, impeach now.

How does this guy eat two scoops, drink a dozen cokes, eat cheeseburgers in bed, while watching gorillas fight... and still do better than Barry G’Orilla

>POTIS
President of the Islamic States?

I want Trump to make a televised speech disavowing the gorilla channel

But it's all true!

Fake News, no such Snopes page exists.

Also, even if it did, its fucking (((Snopes)))

dr. Zaius we love you.

Good work Sherlock

its the obamas private porn vids?

>mostly true
it was based on a joke tweet using a fake excerpt from a book
how is it "mostly true"?

If that user deserves your mockery for stating the obvious, what do you say to the dopes ITT taking the quote seriously?

It's seems around 90% of Sup Forums posters are morons lmao

Or sell children from the basement of a pizza parlor?

Read the article fag, nyt columnists, not that that means much, believe it

holly fuck my sides

ignore garbage slide threads
by the way, it would be great if he would, noone that loves animals that much can be a bad person

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Sounds better than 95% of television today. It's actually not that easy to find many videos of our genetic cousins fighting.

>Trump supporters defend unbelievably stupid Trump by saying they also like watching Gorillas

Sorry about phonepost. Racist Trump supoorter beats up Middle Aged black man for having teen white GF. In NC

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>hill supporters defend unbelievably evil and corrupt hillary by saying "DRUMPFNJHDZUGHS"
also
>believing anything thats written in the book at all

Drmpf spends 48 hours per day watching gorilla pornz

I wouldn't mind having a gorilla channel either desu.

And they claimed that Trump didn't care about black people.

Are you telling me that after Obama lived there for 8 years the White House still didn't have BET until Trump arrived? What the fuck man

>be Trump
>shitpost libs and world leaders while taking a shit
>eat a big mac and drink a 12 pack of diet coke
>go make deals on the golf course
>have dinner with wife
>go to bed
>kick wife out
>have Secret Burger time alone
>watch Gorilla Battles

Are you saying this wouldn't be cool? Where would he even get that much footage? That shit is metal.

>AMAZEBALLS
kys soyboy

I too watch World Star

DELETE THIS

Absolute perfect life. No wonder libs are assblasted. Kys libcucks

"secret burger time alone watching gorilla battles" is dangerously close to how i eat dinner

Rip

2 SCOOPS
12 DIET COKES
X # BURGERS
MULTI BILLIONAIRE
BTFO S LIL ROCKET MAN
LOVES GORILLA ON GORILLA VIOLENCE

PRAISE KEK

>snopes
kys

The Gorilla fight thing is fake news.
politico.com/story/2018/01/05/trump-gorilla-channel-parody-326374

>not posted the updated version

>he doesn’t watch gorilla fights

God bless Trump if the story is real. The next step he needs to make it making that channel available for everyone to see!
The way those big gorillas hit the other gorillas is good.

>He doesn't watch gorilla fight videos on loop every day.

Monkey vs predator ?

Hmmmmm planet of the apes vs the predator

Time to write the script, nogs.

Then we sell it to the jewce, make money and finance ourselves.

He's doing research in order to help Chicago

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Yuuuuge fights at 36 seconds. This is what Papa Trump wants us all to enjoy.
youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8

so 2020 rolls around. You manage to get selected to ask Trump a question during a debate. You'd better ask:

"What genre of gorilla battles do you prefer?"

>Comparing honorable Yautja to apes.
How dare you!?

The truth was trump just wanted BET on his TV

sounds pretty comfy

Because the gorillas actually will stand for the anthem for food

>that mom
>"No no, where are the Zookeepers, No no"
5 seconds later
>that kid
>"That was awesome!"

Kids will show you the truth.

Haha, nah but what about Trump is browsing WSHH 13 hours a day.

put me in the screencap

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Who deosn't?