/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AVE, TRVE TO TRVMP EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Senate GOP 1/4/18
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>WH Press Brief (Pres Trump/Sarah) 1/4/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/4/18
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>Mooch on F&F 1/4/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/3/18
youtu.be/svD_Nxqer00
>VP Pence convenes Senate &Swears in new dems 1/3/18
youtu.be/nMAfOlYb_Hs
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>UN Amb Haley Press Brief 1/2/18
youtu.be/ydHuQ_wFygg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/2/18
youtu.be/JUc3n6wVatk
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/2/18
youtu.be/fGrVAXtgwWY
>TrumpTV Happy New Year (lara) 1/2/18
youtu.be/hp4GKCN_g2M
>TrumpTV Tony Shaffer - Natl Sec Strategy 1/2/18
youtu.be/JkeBjYyRiqk
>TrumpTV Merry Christmas 2017 12/24/17
youtu.be/MdlR7GY3Rxk
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #22 (Lara) 12/22/17
youtu.be/jU34V5Q3duU
>WH Vid: President Trump - Year One 1/1/18
youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in DC 1/1/18
youtu.be/mi2oVgaxj1k (JBA)
youtu.be/nJWe8Z-Dazs (WH)
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron depart Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/QJzqogKcBUc
>Pres Trump NYE Speech @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/6qIvEvf1MnQ
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/T_f4wNED4g8
>Pres Trump New Year statement 12/31/17
youtu.be/BRWLN_Hxo8Y

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I love Kellyane.

Need new baker.

>Laura crying about Steve getting shat on
Now this is a real boomer talking, what a baby.

Palestine BTFO

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fuck these shitskins

fewest bills signed since eisenhower
lowest job growth in 6 years
but keep on keepin' on cultists

Ok I skimmed through the book. Read around 40 pages.

All I can say it feels like this guys just saved every negative article about Trump, saved all CNN talking points, used everything Hillary said and made a "tell all book".

I mean anyone could write this book, its just CNN and media narratives written in a book format.

Whats the big deal about this book?

>fails
>does as promised

Post yfw the funding for the wall is secured

>discussion of it outside of bannon got killed by a meme about gorillas
t-thanks harambe

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La atrocidad a la humanidad

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Is there even proof that the author of the book was in the white house just roaming around???

I mean come on!

A lot of good things happening lately. Ignore the kikes and shills (and sometimes both)!

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NEW THIS WEEK!

>Over 100 companies giving 'Trump Bonuses' after tax victory (archive.is/cFCq5)
>DOW breaks 25,000 for the first time in history (archive.is/lcweX)
>US private sector added 250,000 jobs in Dec, vs estimate of 190,000 (archive.is/8AV9u)
>Job-cut announcements in 2017 see lowest level since 1990 (archive.is/7kQtJ)
>US manufacturing records best year since 2004 (archive.is/5IFem)
>Black unemployment rate hits ALL TIME low (archive.is/bYDiw)
>ICE is increasing presence in California because of (((sanctuary state))) law, says Trump immigration chief (archive.is/9tUh3)
>Trump said Thursday that any DACA deal he signs will need to include funding for his border wall, more money for immigration enforcement, an overhaul of the family-based immigration system and an end to the diversity visa lottery (archive.is/tEcQ0)
>Trump administration dramatically expands offshore drilling (archive.is/GaROR)
>State Department suspends security assistance to Pakistan (archive.is/QzIsH)
>Jeff Sessions to crack down on legalized marijuana, ending Obama-era policy (archive.is/XvmHt)

Was it from an arrow?

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HAPPENINGS

>Justice Department reopens Hillary Clinton email investigation (archive.is/mAoCD)
>The Justice Department has launched a new inquiry into whether the Clinton Foundation engaged in any pay-to-play politics or other illegal activities while Hillary Clinton served as Secretary of State (archive.is/WalT6)
>Comey’s original Clinton memo released, cites possible violations (archive.is/afNSf)
>Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley says Comey leaked “at least one” classified memo to a professor friend (archive.is/0s9Wt)
>Judge allows House panel to subpoena Fusion GPS's financial records (archive.is/YwY4B)
>GOP senators request criminal investigation of Trump dossier author (archive.is/lxT2S)
>DOJ deal gives Nunes access to ALL documents and witnesses sought in Russia probe (archive.is/Jg5nQ)

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>who will pick our cotton?

HAIL WINTER-CHAN

enjoying gorilla channel, Sup Forums?

>impossible

what took so long, you limp dicked fucknut?

BREAKING
&
MAGA
>AWOOO

>that global warming

>America

This is it guys
The final weekend of Trump before he finally gets impeached for being mentally unfit.

fuck off, Todd

Kek

>tfw liberal soyboys end up as farm workers

Because congress, dumb barren bitch.

I can take it but I'd prefer if Winterchan would let up just a little bit where I live.

>we don't want to pay more than 3 pesos an hour per field of workers

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The state of the democrat party. Good luck with the muh mentally deficient meme you fucking pieces of shit.

La sirviente de israel

6, 1 for each rally

congratulations, you bought into the media's hype

Please tell me that's actually part of the book.

what is this gorilla channel meme?

SO Harambe posting is back?

Someone make a GORILLA AWOOOO

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Do one Breivik + Conway

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>On Twitter
>sees Steven Universe is trending
>they have an episode with a Tranny doing a voice for a character
>didn't watch the episode to see if there's anything more kikeish because i haven't watched CN since i was a kid
>turns out the tranny voice person is Russian-Jewish
EVERY GOD DAMN TIME

La gusano hipócrita

it doesn't involve gorillas, it has to be true

are there any pdfs of the new fanfic book?

what the fuck LEL

what state?

>meme
Britfag doesnt get Gorilla Channel

Will the (((Resnicks))) ever raise wages?

what is this, 56% for ants?

So excited these two stopped living a life of homosexual sin together and vowed to get pregnant for the good of the country?

Winter has come.

The one with the great mistakes known as Swedes and Lutherans.

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Fuck Steven Universe, that show is overrated SJW garbage.

I don't get it, could you compile 8 hours of clips for me?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
nice

Mine was polution in Chyna

What happened to Mexico paying for it

Soyboy destroyer. Not meant to make a point. Just refute haters of the term "soyboy".

>flu
>ambulance
fucking mexicans abusing their free health insurance

*clap*

Yeah, I live in the 909 and when I went to the hospital the other day to get an x ray the place was packed.

this is gold

F
stya safe out there for the meantime

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sorry

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can someone give me the lowdown on this gorilla stuff?

That was a lie.

>flu
>dude I have to go to the ER
Fucking EMTALA. Beaner fucks just go to the ER whenever they fucking stub their toe. They don't give a fuck, they'll never pay the bill.

They will. Whether they like it or not

We don’t speak of that here. It just adds to the list of things that will never happen

>micrograms
>no scientific proof consumption of these does anything

Excerpt from the new book that borders on satire.

Long time lurker, rarely post but have these threads just dissolved into avatarfag, circlejerking, and saying "awoo"?
what happened?

Holy fuck I Knew Trump was a retard but jesus...
24 Hours a day??? Maybe we shouldn't get him ruled mentally unfit but braindead. It never ceases to amaze me how so many right-wing assholes will defend this idiot.

>micrograms per 100 grams
you realize how small that is?

Who said they won't?

I've read it every thread all fucking day and it still makes me giggle.

This has to be fanfic.

Pretty simple, as I predicted 2 years ago. US will pay for it, and then Trump will declare that the trade deficit having been recovered essentially "paid" for it.

When you stop being retarded.

I've never seen Roger stone on TV this much outside of infowars

Who is best for Ohio Senate now?

Your an imbecile

>de facto america pol thread loses steam once the work/policy day /work week is over
say it aint so

> anyone could write this book
And yet, nobody did until this author, and he's making tons of money of off anti-Trumpers. It's genius if you ask me.

Dilbertman said a few Periscopes ago that his next book might be a fictional account of the Trump presidency made up of the most outrageous anecdotes. Well, he just got beaten to it because this book is exactly that.

scaled to 56%.

(you)

>reenacting the classic scene from Glengarry Glen Ross to relieve tension
Trump is truly a gentleman and a scholar