5 million year old goddess

>5 million year old goddess
>in love with a 14 year old boy

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He is the son of Zeus, that definitely gives him a pretty decent amount of extra points.

>cute boy
>in love with a disgusting woman instead of with another cute boy
Literally the worst.

Aiz is basically a boy

He is the son of Zeus, user

I wonder what her feet smells like

why not yuri

>A lewd girl tenderly stealing a cherry boy's virginity
This is my fetish

How is this different that wizards being in love with lolis

>implying

the difference is your type of filth is sick and wrong

>cute, sexy, happy, cheerful, caring, uninterested in money waifu that loves him above everyone else
>obsessed with finding some bitch in a dungeon

Why didn't he realize that the perfect princess was right next to him the entire time?

Is Zeus a pedo?

He's the son of Zeus
And he has unique XP growth powers
And he has magic
And he has an ancient tome of unique spells
And he has his own maid/patron/goddess
And he has an artifact sword
And he has a secret critical instakill
And he has a harem
Did I miss anything? The entire series consists of telling people just how AWESOME he is.

Hestia is so ugly.

Mythology is FULL of mortals getting banged by deities.

I think we all know the Nips can't into maths too well.
They think it takes 12 mirrion folds to make a proper sword.

Zeus is the closest thing you can get to aromantic omnisexual. Guy would turn into anything to fuck anything and gives zero fuck.

no one wants to fuck their mom

>Greeks being pederasts

SHOCKING!

hes cute

That Oppai loli is so cute!

I mean honestly if I were a 5 million year old God I could see myself wanting a 14 year old girl, it makes sense when you think about it.

Hestia, in exchange for more power in the Dodekatheon said she would always be a virgin Goddess.

Her older brothers Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon, all wanted to tap her ass and make her their waifu, and she flatly told them no, nor anyone else ever.

Fast forward a bajillion years, she's thirsty for some shota cock.

Because he's a harem protagonist.

Best oppai loli

This is the biggest one

Because she realized that /ss/ is the best.

But he's kind.

Since the age gap is so gigantic, everyone in the world is a loli or shota to her.

Sounds like she has all the qualities of a good grandmother, not a girlfriend.

If they weren't so old, grandmas would make the best girlfriends.

Heaven.

A prerequisite for a good girlfriend is to have a sex drive.

And if they weren't so old, they'd have one.

>If they weren't so old

Hestia is full of lust.

You would have to be gay to not be in a relationship with Hestia even if it meant you would be a perma virgin.

>Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon, all wanted to tap her ass
And it didn't happen? From what I know about Greek mythology that simply doesn't happen. If Zeus wants to fuck something he find a way to fucks it. Bell must be some kind of plot from Zeus it get up on that. Maybe Bell is Zeus.

this show would be significantly better without that massive faggot Bell

Bell is the only reason to watch pretty much though.

I love Hestia more than anyone else loves Hestia

Bell probably wanted Aiz to back him into a corner of a dungeon and force him to strip for her pleasure.

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Bell is the best character

Where's her ass?

That's a pretty good ass though. We're not talking about Loki here.

I see her ass, Tyrone.

>Aiz gets her own spinoff
>Hestia gets nothing

All is right with the world.

she's an oppai loli, not an ass loli

Shes autistic its just gonna be her being a nolifer in the dungeon.

This. Without a flawed character like Bell who learns about himself over the course of the story and works to improve himself and his relationships with others, all you have left over are "perfect" Mary Sue characters like Wallenstein and her party, and slightly retarded characters like Lili and Hestia.

I hate niggers who think they are people.

is there such thing as an ass loli?

Lili is better.
>Cute, loyal, pure, and will do anything for Bell
>Very useful in dungeons
Also better body than Hestia's

Looks like the ass of a 12 old boy.
t. O' Sullivan

watch dragon maid

Didn't she literally steal from him and betray him?

>Lili
>good body

user please.

I believe I speak for everyone here when I say Lili is too loli to be attractive.

MAKE WAY FAGGOTS, FOR BEST, AND TIGHTEST PUSSY

>C cup boobs
>loli

Lol, OK, Francis.

well Hestia is the oldest sister out of all of them so she isn't a slouch like a human woman would be

>gualities of a good grandmother
>sexy

>son of Zeus
>is a little faggot
Couldn't they just chose Apollo or something instead, Zeus literally fucked everyone and everything

Kyoani invented the ass loli last season

Best girl
Best voice

>them tiddies
>Too loli

>large boobs
>not a loli

Oppai loli is a thing, you retard.

Lili absolutely perfectly hit my ryona fetishes
I want to see her get beat up and bullied more

>Oppai loli is a thing
No, it isn't.

I want to beat Lili and rape her corpse!

>too loli to be attractive
You calling my waifu not attractive?

>Judging people from their past actions they clearly regret

murder all ryona fags.

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You don't have the guts to pussy. We all know how you get at the sight of violence.

Hestia=oppai loli
Lili=normal

The series is called: White Kirito flirts with numerous girls in a dungeon
I don't know what you were expecting

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Top of the morning to you Welfare-kun

DELETE THIS LILI IS FOR PURE VANILIA

IT IS TIME!

Slut

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Grandma's can be surprisingly horny, you just have to be open to new things.

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>tfw LN gets licensed for translation but translations never
>tfw can't read the shitty LN

She liked it.

>It's impossible for people in fantasy to have shit taste
>meanwhile asuka shitters praise there broken toy every night on this Chinese movie column

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I am disgusted. That is my waifu you are mistreating. Kill yourself.

If she's gonna have hips like that and dares to show more mons pubis than she should, that would be the outcome.

And that's fine.

Sure when a 5 million year old guy hits on a 14 year old girl it's pedo but when a grill does it it's "hot"

>Implying you won't

>Apollo
Try someone else, that faggot is really fit in the series as the way he was written in.

His nickname is little white rabbit. So all the girls want to pet him.

>no one wants to fuck their mom

I see nothing wrong with this, age gap is the purest form of love.

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Those hips are unreal.